rawrpeanut

Hi, Guys! My name is Sats or Ash, or whatever else people want to call me. I have a massive variety of interests but basically I AM A HUGE NERD. I'm kind of shy until I get to know you but am actually a fairly open person. Feel free to talk to me and ask anything. (had to delete the 20 something because I done did level beyond that haha)

[ticklishashell]

Being a multi-shipper is so much fun. Like, you mean I'll be happy with the canon pairing AND if one of my little fan ships gets thrown a bone? Living the dream.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[velvet-flame-deactivated2021020]

Last time I re blogged this, I found my soul mate! I wonder what will happen this time?

[ar-lath-ma-vhenan]

roger is cute

[yyh-revival]

[i-can-bench-220]

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

[neutralizing]

Opening up fic commissions!!!

Hello all!! This month has been less than kind to me financially speaking, so I am opening up fic commissions! Please reblog if you’re able to, more details under the cut!

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[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[a-wandering-minstrel]

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

[lawfulgoodness]

I thought this was just a joke but nope, that’s literally what the artist named this piece.

Some other gems by Tomislac Jagnjic:

[nikoshi9]

And I worried myself sick over naming my art. This is so liberating.

[le-carrot]

Mozart, Beethoven, and Chopin never died. They simply became their music.

(via le-carrot)

[mr-yesbody]

Playing a wrong note is insignificant. Playing without passion is inexcusable.

Ludwig van Beethoven (via mr-yesbody)

[queen-paladin]

Classical Composers as Birds from The Mincing Mockingbirds Guide to Troubled Birds

Mozart: 

Beethoven:

Chopin:

Schubert:

Liszt:

Bach:

Wagner:

Haydn:

Bonus: Rossini @ Wagner

[classical-crap]

I was reading a book about composers, and at the end of each chapter I wrote a one sentence summary of each composer. these are the sentences.

ludwig van beethoven: angry dude who had no care for social norms

franz schubert: short poet with very supportive friends

hector berlioz: early romantic who could barely play an instrument, created the modern orchestra, was overly-jealous and borderline-insane, and dissected stuff

robert schumann: emo piano critic

frederic chopin: the paganini of piano who got turned on by female voices apparently

franz liszt: ego ego ego ego and warts

felix mendelssohn: jewish german dude–fun combo

richard wagner: God according to himself and hitler

johannes brahms: testy guy who wrote “beethoven’s 10th” (CLARAAA!!!!)

hugo wolf: sort of a failure who went insane. sadness

richard strauss: he liked money and was obedient to his wife 

peter tchaikovsky: sad homosexual russian man

[mikhailsbluecarnation-blog]

Bach quote!

(this is not intentional okay)

[despazito]

the year is 2070, tombstones have been abandoned in favour of 4ft tall marble funkopop figures of the deceased

[pr1nceshawn]

If Harry Potter Movies Had Honest Titles.

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

an au where lance is twitter-famous for tweeting shit about the porn he’s watching - but not because it’s sexy or anything - more like it’s hilarious because it’s just really vague and he never links to the videos and everyone loses their mind following because they get to see periodic tweets like:

homeboi in the blues got no idea how rocked hes about to get. i mean he does bc its scripted but storyline wise hes about to get shook 

and

i never seen a frat bedroom this organized in my life i call bs

and

guess we’re not tagging for piss anymore ok good to know. woulda been better to know beforehand but

and he starts getting all of these followers out of nowhere and it becomes A Thing and he guesses it’s kinda funny but he’s mostly just here to get his thoughts out because he cant concentrate on the video when there’s so much to talk about like:

dudes just lit a jersey on fire? theyre standin in a forest bare ass naked dick n balls at the ready and they got lighter fluid and fire

and sometimes he’ll go on strings of related tweets that keep his notifications blowing up all night because:

bro five thrusts and then a long pause aint gonna cut it this is why this vids 48min

ffs keep fucking him why are u stopping

hooooooomg fuck him

ok this is just sad i feel bad for this bottom i could fuck him better than this

bottom im so sorry honey u come to my house we’ll fix this

eventually some dude with the handle @heykogane tweets at him like:

do you even get off to these videos or are you too busy running your mouth

and lance just stares at it and then replies for everyone to see with a:

@heykogane id like to see u try to cum when the tops plowin away wearin a lucky charms shirt

[alcego]

i have been fckn lauging about this for like 30 minutes now dude i honestly cannot handle this

[sharkboxes]

[fakepost-remade-deactivated2016]

are u the “i gotta to save everyone” protagonist or the “i did not sign up for this shit” protagonist

[zoewashburne]

#like i did not sign up for this shit but i’m gotta save everyone but i’m gonna be really bitter about doing it

[magic-murder-bag]