A Blog of Crap

Bec or Gelato// He/Him, They/Them // Pan// This is my main blog used mostly to reblog what I like. Which includes, Jojo, Dangan Ronpa, Steven Universe, and Homestuck.

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[king-co0pa]

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[renotaraa]

So eevee’s dex entry says it evolves to adapt to harsh climates.

What kind of harsh climate makes for a fairy evolution?

[wizardshark]

Being trans in a cis household

[dadcrone]

i want 2 kiss someone at pride

[dadcrone]

I googled ‘how to get laid at pride’ and it turned up like 5 ‘the straight mans guide to boinking women at pride’ kill me

[newtgeiszler]

i hope no straight man ever gets his penis touched during the entire month june

[dadcrone]

like to charge reblog to cast

[hisiheyah]

I can finally post the full piece I did for @shapeofwaterzine , which I’ve decided to call “The Shape of Old Bay.” I’m sure Elisa doesn’t miss all that much about being a human, but beneath the waves, surrounded by a bounty of seafood but nothing to season it with, the heart of any true Baltimorean would long for only one thing: Old Bay. And you know who would absolutely have her back? Zelda, that’s who.

[skelixrikkard-remade]

my computer is black and blue…. not black and red….. it’s a Fake Gamers

[monado-soup]

This black and red shit has to stop. The true gamer colors have been and always will be black and green. Black representing the exile and pain a gamer goes through, and green representing the mountain dew all true gamers pump directly into their bloodstream.

[skelixrikkard-remade]

the red represents mountain dew code red, you fool

[jaspertheshark]

The blue represents mountain dew voltage, you are all true gamers

[skelixrikkard-remade]

im valid???

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

you are valid

[rosereaperwrites]

Mine is black and white, am I part of the club?

[connard-cynique-deactivated2024]

we’re all in the same family

[rosereaperwrites]

[saihyo-of-the-frost]

All colours game.

[itsme98z]

#mountaindewequality

[deadaccount528258835]

MT Dew said gay rights

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

True Gamers Say Gay Rights

[magic-can]

Gaymers

[mckitterick]

[mckitterick]

On April 13, 1985, Danuta Danielsson - a Jewish-Polish woman whose mother was taken to a concentration camp in WWII - hit a local neonazi with her handbag in Växjö, Sweden.

Update: The neonazis were subsequently expelled from the city, and a statue was erected in her honor.

This week 34 years ago, Danuta Danielsson demonstrated how much respect fascists deserve.

[justalittlelouislove]

I just saw a video of Britney Spears tearing apart a group of men who called her body guard the n word. He had to hold her back because her knee jerk reaction was to maul them like a mama bear on the loose. And then she walks away while holding a comforting hand on his back.

I’ll never not stan her. Catch me playing Lucky at my funeral bitch.

[susiethemoderator]

I literally just saw the video and she was really about to whoop ass ON SIGHT no hesitation.

[voxmachinafuckshitup]

her body guard is here for YOUR protection

[cattgirl]

d&d is great I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn

[groake]

I fought an opponent who had an eye patch. I used Mage Hand to pick up his eye patch and move it to his other eye.

[captainlordauditor]

Dr James Barry, the first doctor to perform a successful C section wherein both mother and child survived, was a huge champion of handwashing at a time when most doctors didn’t wash their hands. For this reason, many of the chilldbirths he delivered resulted in healthier babies and mothers. He was also a gay trans man, who specifically wrote that upon his death he wished for his body to be taken in its nightshirt, wrapped in his sheets as a shroud, and placed into the coffin so that nobody would see his body. His wishes were not respected, and as a result he was outed at his death.

[captainlordauditor]

i’ve also been informed he had a poodle. He named his poodle Psyche. I’d just like to congratulate him on being an excellent human being, who not only pioneered modern medicine but also had good taste in dogs. that is all.

[captainlordauditor]

types of responses to this post

i thought this was fake but it’s not

here’s the sawbones episode about him

cis people

[asymbina]

He was also reportedly quite the ladies’ man, and he’d apparently carried a child to term and gave birth.

[nunchler]

he’s one of my favorite historical figures and ive read a lot on him including the biography Scanty Particulars by Rachel Holmes. a lot of the details of his life are difficult to figure out, partly cause he was very private and partly cause he had so many rumors surrounding him. here are some of my fave facts about him:

-he was very concerned with protecting poor people, women and people of color, aka all the people most of upper class british society at the time cared the least about. he worked to reform prisons and hospitals in south africa at risk to his own career, and also improved the conditions under which poor enlisted british soldiers and their families lived

-he was kind of a known hothead. he was rumored to have fought at least one duel (probably not true though). florence nightingale hated him even though they had similar ideas about medicine because they had such a clash of personalities in the brief time they worked together

-he was a vegetarian and took a goat with him on sea voyages so he could always have fresh milk

-even though he had an abrasive personality and made a lot of enemies, his patients, especially the women, really loved him because they felt like he knew what he was doing and actually cared about their health

-he died poor because the british army ripped him off >:/

edit i almost forgot the best thing. he didn’t just have one poodle named psyche. he had a bunch. when one died he would get a new poodle and name that one psyche too

[the-real-seebs]

“i thought your poodle died?”

“psyche!” [poodle comes trotting in]

[captainlordauditor]

this is the best response

[gehayi]

Photo of Dr. James Barry in the late 1840s:

You can read more about Dr. Barry here.

[lanque-hates-terfs]

MY MAN

[tofu-pofu]

[captainlordauditor]

Imagine trying to explain this addition to the post to Dr. Barry himself

[lynati]

Oh, I think he’d get it.

[jonathonharker]

guys lmao I went back to watch some old law and order svu episodes and there’s this one scene where a girl claims her alibi is she went to see the phantom of the opera and to confirm whether or not she’s telling the truth the detective goes, ‘oh yeah I love phantom of the opera it’s so sad when the guy goes to prison for stealing bread’ and the girl AGREES and later he’s telling his partner ‘yeah she’s lying there’s no bread in phantom’

[plainclothes2025]

[deannamb]

Number 4

[byjove]

Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they’d breed is such a cop out. Like, you’re cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are you this dumb Victor. You’re a doctor.

[byjove]

the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird

[techskylander]

Something to remember is that Victor didn’t just give the monster a working dick! He wanted his creation to be made of the best parts of men-it’s why the monster is made up of so many different pieces rather than one fresh corpse, why he’s so large, and why Victor is disappointed that he isn’t beautiful.

So, what does this mean? It means that Victor looked at the dicks of various corpses, testing not only to make sure they work, but also to find what he considered to be the best corpse dick. Does this mean the monster was extremely hung? Or did Victor simply pick the dick that seemed most attractive to him? Did he memorize the appearance of the dicks, or did he line them up to compare?

We’ll never know, because the original story never touches on the subject, and it’s one of the few flaws in Mary Shelley’s work.

[byjove]

I know I started this conversation but I’m so sorry I did

[kintatsujo]

Considering we know who Mary Shelley was spending time around I guarantee this was a CONVERSATION that she actively and adamantly refused to actually include in the text

[iconuk01]

Well, there is ONE adaptation which includes this very discussion.

[did-you-know]

The world’s steepest residential road is in New Zealand. Baldwin Street wasn’t intended to be so steep; the town roads were laid out in a grid by planners in London who had no consideration for the terrain and placed it up the side of a hill. At its steepest, the slope has a 35% gradient, meaning for every 9.3 feet you travel, the elevation changes by 3 feet. Source Source 2

Photographed at street level:

[teathattast]

chaotic good

[blackqueerblog]

I don’t think this is how efficient markets are supposed to work.

[mymelancholy]

actual footage of the hargreeves trying to teach their 58 year old brother to floss

[unmooredonasundayevening]

#where do i start?#david not bothering to take the sling off?#actual broadway dancer emmy making helpful sound effects#the fact that two adults are the ones teaching a teenager how to do a meme dance#the immortal ‘is this to intimidate the enemy’#i like this i like them

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