@razzleberrybi - Tumblr Blog

Do we need a paragraph on an un-emptied vacuum? Oh my god, you had to spend 5 seconds emptying it. I literally did all of the checklist the night before and scrubbed literal shit off the ground, but you have to press a button over a trash can 😱

Had a dream I bought a Cafe with big ass murals of that freaky rat from barnyard

deanwinchesterapologist

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

chill4234-reblogs

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

deanwinchesterapologist

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢

So much is happening with musicals and I cannae fooking sing rn cause this cough won't go away and it's mcfreaking killing me

Didn't realize how much my ssri was suppressing my sex drive, but since I've been sick I haven't been able to go refill my meds and holy shit have I been *losing it*

#tmi im horny as hell

pikaole

Get fit get angry

crazy-brazilian

dropdeadgarbage

On 2 separate occasions in this 20 second video I thought this cat was gonna be absolutely COOKED

kira-serialfaggot

They fucming macrowabed him?!?!

chainymail

wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

Pretty sure I have fucking Covid again...yay

strawberry-crocodile

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"