Stuff and thangs

Instinct is a lie, Told by a fearful body, Hoping to be wrong.

[sapiosexualnoah]

so i have some theories

[judgejudyofficial]

i subscribe to multicolored cardigan theory personally

[tyleroakley]

oh my god

[setheverman]

this. this is art.

[eatnsand-deactivated20190214]

Trust me. I’m a mom.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

there is…. another juice

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

why are there so many words

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

I’m not psychic but the spores incubating in my frontal lobe definitely are

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

im cryingg thank y mr henson

[rostbef]

Jim Henson drew the first sketch and was like "yeah that's fine"

[shamelessscreencaps]

[joshpeck]

[pricepayer]

no i am going to do coke

[anxietyproblem]

[asundergrowth]

Fuck you op this made coffee come out of my fucking nose it wasn’t even that funny fuck you

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[knuckleduster]

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

[princessnijireiki]

unrelated: the queen of england about to turn 95 soon and transition rule to her (also elderly ass) son but all I could think... not even politically or like what it means for the uk... or even the world in terms of this particular figurehead of empire & many peoples' past and current bloodshed and suffering retiring...

was that, you know, my god, my grandma just died in 2018, yk? and this evil witch is 21 years older now than my grandma was and is just like... stepping down from a job. not dying. not even sick. because she's cared for, she has the best doctors and medicine and healthy food and people to watch her and take care of her & all her responsibilities around the clock, and taxpayers pay for that, plundered and slaughtered peoples all over the world amassed the stolen wealth that pays for that.

how are there not around the clock riots? how do they get away with it? my grandma died and this woman is alive, not by luck or genetics— at least not alone— but because of money and care no one else has access to. it's a selfish thought, but yeah... my first thought was, my god, what if we all had her doctors... that around the clock top shelf care without getting an ulcer over the bill... what if we could all be safely carried to 95?

the world is very different for the wealthy and powerful, and so I recognize no kings.

[triskaidekaphilist]

the world is very different for the wealthy and powerful, and so I recognize no kings

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Reminder that the Queen is still immensely wealthy while austerity measures mean that pupils in Wales have to go to school hungry and be fed out of pocket by teachers. One teacher in the article I linked said that this was the most poverty he had seen after 25 years at the school.

I'm not saying the Queen is directly snatching the food off their plates, but I am saying nobody should be that rich when children have to choose between breakfast or lunch because they can't afford both.

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

whats the point of having a cat if it doesn’t commit crimes

[donald-trump-official]

This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

[willieowinsbury]

whats "lab safety"? if im going to be a scientist i'm gonna look CUTE. if i get radiation poisoning that's on ME.

[thebootydiaries]

im crying

[catchymemes]

Exciting news out of Madison Wisconsin…

[personification-of-anxiety]

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in