Jess

Life's for the living So live it Or you're better off dead

[nearlywitchesdemo]

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

[nearlywitchesdemo]

pan nick at the disc co.

[mllesouthernbelle]

Get the fuck out

[nearlywitchesdemo]

fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?

[last-young-renegay-deactivated2]

oh my god I finally found the post

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[unfocusedmind]

[in-twilight-realms-blog]

[plagueutopia-deactivated2023021]

It’s back

[intheworstofways]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[oakh4rt]

this will always be my favorite

[dangerousnotbroken]

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost all sense of humour.

[wednesdaydollthirteen-deactivat]

[lycanium]

I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

[ajani]

I miss traditional 2D animation… 3D CGI doesn’t get you masterworks like this

[dovabunny]

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

[jl-streams]

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

[thestanconfessions]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I didn’t even know there was a Black Guy in Maroon 5

[marimeows]

on god I thought this was queer eye

[heythereratatouille-deactivated]

shrek is 15 years old today

[heythereratatouille-deactivated]

shrek is 16 years old today

[johncribati]

Shrek is 17 years old today

[shadycharacter224]

shrek is an adult today

[falincoded]

No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:

Kermit

[neyruto]

i hate the way this website romanticizes jimmy neutron 

[idreamofjimmy]

Did someone say romance

[the-crow-god-deactivated2021102]

If u havent watched gayle yet what are u even doing

[lame-waves]

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

[queencontrary]

“I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it”

[gnarly]

OH MY GOD

[distinguishedbaloney]

[unclefather]

[shouldnt]

I think I just peed my pants.

[unf0rgivingly]

For the love of god watch this until the end

[dope-ethiopian]

I saw my life flash before my eyes

[brucebocchi]

the cameraman:

[eyesaremosaics]

I needed this

[phoebe-does]

a piece of advice my dad gave me and I’ve never forgotten is, “if you won’t worry about it in 4 months, don’t worry about it now.” saved me countless times, it’s a philosophy to adopt and help improve your life. Failed a test? ask yourself if you’ll think about this still in 4 months? Made a fool of yourself in public? I doubt even the people who saw it will remember it past today. Know you could have done better? Ran further? don’t beat yourself up over it, you can do better tomorrow. Don’t overthink things, a lot of negatives matter less than you think they do.

[lubricates]

thank u i needed this

[bidoof]

learning that most trees do not derive from a single lineage but actually only look and function superficially similarly due to convergent evolution is one of the most fucked up things i’ve ever learned and i will never be the same person as i was before i learned that

[shwoo]

Oak trees are quite a bit more closely related to roses than they are to pine trees.