TURTLES ARE LEGITNESS

Welcome to randomness Goodbye to sadness, you best be thriving (or I'll send you positive messages that's a threat)

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i can’t believe i fell for it

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This was actually pretty clever

[naruto-uzufuckit]

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

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I want you all to know that i hate everyone

[firstoffletmesayi]

I love it

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A brief summary  of American Horror Story: Coven.

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this video is so fucking accurate

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I cried a little

[tatehorror]

this is the best thing i’ve ever watched

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Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao

1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5 

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hmmm

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some quick borbs before I go to bed

[sunforgrace]

Re John winchester being trapped in a communal heaven with people that hate his guts: I think they all take turns accidentally running him over with their respective cars only he can’t die so every time he steps foot outta the house it’s like ides of March themed bumper cars until trueform cas just steps on him like a cockaroach

john winchester in the heaven supermarket and everyone goes “get his ass!!!”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Yes it is appropriate to refer to people who have been resuscitated by defibrillator as "recharged"

[goldfeesh]

Patient: I have heart problems.

Doctor: *defibrillators in hands* Did you try turning it off and on again?

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Artist Seamus Wray Paints a Dizzying Series of Portraits of Himself Painting Portraits of Himself

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photographs from lesbian couples’ commitment ceremonies in the 1980′s, published in ceremonies of the heart: celebrating lesbian unions by becky butler, 1990

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Judge magazine, 1924

[theriseofmysoul]

June 28, 1969. 🏳️‍🌈

The Stonewall riots (also referred to as the Stonewall uprising or the Stonewall rebellion) were a series of spontaneous, violent demonstrations by members of the LGBT community in response to a police raid that began in the early morning hours of June 28, 1969, at the Stonewall Inn in the Greenwich Village neighborhood of Manhattan, NYC. Patrons of the Stonewall, other Village lesbian and gay bars, and neighborhood street people fought back when the police became violent. The riots are widely considered to constitute one of the most important events leading to the LGBT liberation movement and the modern fight for LGBT rights.

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Booty shorts that say “What a fool you are. I’m a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy.”

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[fiery-lune]

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

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this is so much more well animated than is called for

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And that's considered a problem?

[mooserattler]

I was being facetious, friend.

[theinturnetexplorer]

Hero Rats

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@jitterbugjive

[87octane]

THEY’RE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND SMART AND HAVE JOB

[petite-guignol]

I’ll always reblog hero rats!

this same species is also trained to identify tuberculosis in samples by smell, meaning they can test for TB at a rapid rate with a high accuracy :)

The organization that trains the rats is APOPO 

[mylittleredgirl]

You can sponsor a rat and you will get adorable personalized emails telling you how well “your” rat is doing! I did this for my sister a few years ago and she’s still getting emails about Martok the HeroRat’s mine-clearing successes and called it the best gift ever.

[gokuma]

SPONSOR  A  RAT

[schaudwen]

Here is the page for a pop rat sponsorship!

[rainbowdress]

do you ever see a really pretty girl and the gay just hits you

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All the time, my dude