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Bleh

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

fulda-gap-express

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

#now bring him to scotiabank #Boom leafs winning streak #can’t even dare to say the C word #toronto maple leafs #hockey

couthbbg

#hockey #toronto maple leafs

shetheyslain

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

oflights

anecdotes about sidney crosby that i have heard from various sources of various levels of reputability and yet i cannot forget:

once encountered a fan completely shitfaced after the 2012 kentucky derby, getting out of a cop car he was using as a cab, with a group that included a woman that told the fan “this isn’t sid, it’s tom welling”

babysits for pascal dupuis and chris kunitz when they take their wives out, but will only watch the kids at kuni’s house because duper has a black cat

met a comedian at an la bar, talked to him all night, exchanged numbers with him, and then the comedian discovered who he was

drunkenly told a random dude at a bar “you’re really big. do you play sports?”

the first thing sid did after getting his new teeth after the 2013 playoffs was get a giant bag of candy

purchased this ridiculous grill for his perpetually unfinished house

saw the hunger games with kunitz and dupuis

went to a justin bieber concert during the lockout with matt cooke, his wife, tyler kennedy and tk’s girlfriend

almost skipped out on an nhlpa/nhl cba meeting to go to a madonna concert but decided at the last minute to go to the meeting

met some kids and signed stuff for them before a game in toronto. discovered they didn’t have tickets to the game and hooked them up

may or may not have crashed a bachelor party in spain

sang the worst karaoke song ever, american pie, after getting knocked out of the playoffs in 2010

got a rocking chair and a drone for christmas last year

he totally practiced before he hit this home run

choked on a mozzarella stick. we all know this, it’s verifiable, but i just wanted to end with it.

#hockey #sidney crosby

cloudabserk

leg is tastiest part

#heated rivalry

lesbian-stick-handling

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

#hockey

weaselknievel

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

suuho

I could've made sushi with that. One Piece, 2.05 Wax On Wax Off

#they’re cooking up new types of queerbait in this live action #And fuck if I’m not falling for it #one piece #one piece live action

sunnypeachyy

Saturday Night Live | Connor Storrie

spicycheeser

"A marriage ending isn't a failure at all. I spent eleven years with her. We were so in love that we couldn't image life apart from each other. We got our own place, adopted a dog, and supported each other through school. I thought if tow people loved each other enough the rest would fall into place, except... love isn't everything.

And I didn't want to believe that, but we were sitting in counseling one day, talking about our future and I realized we were describing two completely different lives. Where we'd live, what kind of life we wanted, what made us happy. And it hit me that- I love this woman and this woman loved me. And after eleven years of loss, grief, career changes, we were so deeply in love... but we weren't aligned. And I kept thinking 'We just need to try harder. We can find some compromise to make this work,' because that's what you're supposed to do when you love someone, right?

But the reality was, we had just become different people. Her trade school took her in one direction, my graduate degree in another and trying to force us back into who we were five years ago wasn't coming from a place of love. It was coming from a place of fear. Fear that, if this ended, it meant we wasted eleven years. But sitting there across from her, I realized: That's not how love works.

Those eleven years happened. They were real. The dog, our home, showing up for each other through grad school and trade school. I wouldn't change a single thing because loving someone doesn't mean you're meant to stay with them forever. And letting go doesn't erase what you had. We measure marriage by whether it lasts forever or not, but what if we measured it by whether it mattered?

What if we measured it by the love we gave, the life we built, and the people we became? Because love's job isn't to last forever, it's to help you become fully completely yourself, and sometimes the most loving thing you can do is give each other permission to be yourselves, separately. But the dog doesn't know were' divorced. He just gets two Christmases now."

Pulled this from this guy Preston Rakovsky's Instagram (@prestonrack) because it is a beautiful perspective on love, marriage, and relationships in general.

unliikelylovers

but seriously why is everyone so obsessed with the Problem of women online making amateur gay erotica. like there is probably some ink to be spilt on the topic but surely not this much

unliikelylovers