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mckenna based on these stupid 2007 draft photo shoot pics
love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks
Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already
"if you ship zukka where's suki" dont worry i worked out a completely flawless solution
*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
Bleh
you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app
who is the Toronto baseball warlock
Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
anecdotes about sidney crosby that i have heard from various sources of various levels of reputability and yet i cannot forget:
once encountered a fan completely shitfaced after the 2012 kentucky derby, getting out of a cop car he was using as a cab, with a group that included a woman that told the fan “this isn’t sid, it’s tom welling”
babysits for pascal dupuis and chris kunitz when they take their wives out, but will only watch the kids at kuni’s house because duper has a black cat
met a comedian at an la bar, talked to him all night, exchanged numbers with him, and then the comedian discovered who he was
drunkenly told a random dude at a bar “you’re really big. do you play sports?”
the first thing sid did after getting his new teeth after the 2013 playoffs was get a giant bag of candy
purchased this ridiculous grill for his perpetually unfinished house
saw the hunger games with kunitz and dupuis
went to a justin bieber concert during the lockout with matt cooke, his wife, tyler kennedy and tk’s girlfriend
almost skipped out on an nhlpa/nhl cba meeting to go to a madonna concert but decided at the last minute to go to the meeting
met some kids and signed stuff for them before a game in toronto. discovered they didn’t have tickets to the game and hooked them up
may or may not have crashed a bachelor party in spain
sang the worst karaoke song ever, american pie, after getting knocked out of the playoffs in 2010
got a rocking chair and a drone for christmas last year
he totally practiced before he hit this home run
choked on a mozzarella stick. we all know this, it’s verifiable, but i just wanted to end with it.
leg is tastiest part
Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"
giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually
I could've made sushi with that. One Piece, 2.05 Wax On Wax Off
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