Elias

He/Him AO3 Writer :3, Cosplayer, Transmasc I will gladly roleplay in the asks

[realityvamp]

Here is my pinned post! I am transmasc, my pronouns are He/Him, I'm Pansexual and happily taken :3 I'd prefer if Minors didn't interact with my pages, but I can't really stop them, so take this as your 18+ warning! Some hobbies of mine are drawing, painting, cosplaying, writing, and gaming. Current podcasts I've been obsessed wth are The Magnus Archives and Malevolent

My asks are always open! I'm a big fan of roleplay and actually have a TMA roleplay blog, but I'm fine pulling out a character or two for this blog :3 https://www.tumblr.com/magnus-institute-call-center

I have a Ko-Fi and am open for commissions at the moment :3

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I am going to try to stream at least once every weekend, it will mostly be gaming streams

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My AO3 is currently onyl for the freakiest of freaks, I haven't made any fluff fics yet but I'll still promote it (My account is currently just Dead Dove do not Eat..

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I might get back into cosplaying. I haven't really had the motivation to do so recently

[heybethmay]

I just came up with some BULLSHIT a few hours ago!!!

I was just peacefully eating my dinner and watching YouTube when a new crosship just hit me in the head like that damn pipe hit Jurgen Leitner.........Elias Bouchard x Wallace Larson..............no just think about it.........just......think please.....guys please don't shoot m— 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[realityvamp]

I need someone to make a comic of some sort so I can dub it! I can do both their voices so well!

[eldritch-ace]

GIVE THOSE ACES SKIRTS AND CANES!!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 44

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)

Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)

Voting ended onJun 8

Elias art by @herodzn

Jesus art by @wolfythewitch

[realityvamp]

Get Elias the win he deserves!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 41

Arthur Lester (Malevolent)

Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Voting ended onJun 8

Art of Arthur Lester by @bohemobones on instagram

[thursdayabolitionist]

IF ARTHUR WON HARLAN WOULD PROBABLY MAKE A REACTION AUDIO

[realityvamp]

MAKE HIM WIIIN!!

[plotrelevantlighter]

Been wanting to riff off that one classic Dave Filoni meme for a MINUTE

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[jjsbizarreadveyj]

Finding this on my normal dash is like taking a stroll through the Park and suddently stumbeling upon the Codex Hammurabi just lying there.

[realityvamp]

Reblog it!

[thankyoumoon]

Something extremely simple for today as I rapidly lose it

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[thesheepwhocouldtype]

reminder the guy who helped write young sheldon made this

[realityvamp]

none pizza with left beef

[realityvamp]

Photo shoot I did in the cosplay! I am so happy with how it looks :3

[realityvamp]

thought I'd sprinkle in some LonelyEyes angst #cosplay #eliasbouchard #tma #lonelyeyes

Did an updated Elias Bouchard cosplay! Pleaaaase go check out the TikToks I made, they are not being pushed to the people

[the-bar-sinister]

My followers know I hate talking about politics and current events, and generally refuse to do so, but this is important.

A bill has been introduced in the US that would make all pornography a federal crime. Owning it. Creating it. Distributing it.

Under this law, fanart of nude characters would be a federal crime.

Under this law, depictions of homosexuality or simply being transgender, would be considered pornography and a federal crime.

This bill is not going to pass.

However, the reason for this bill is to continue to push the "overton window". The reason for this bill is to make banning pornography seem more and more normal to everyone until they can actually do that.

And remember, they consider depictions of gay characters and transgenders characters "pornography" in any context, including platonic.

They have been working on this for a decade now and it has been working.

If you are one of the people in fandom who thinks that "nasty" porn on AO3 should be banned because it's "icky" or "immoral", then this mental scam is working on you.

Censorship is never about protecting people.

Censorship is always about control.

Do not let the rising moral panic affect your mind and make you weak to propaganda that lets others control you and control what you watch and read.

Do not fall for the scam.

When they say they are going to ban "pornography" it means they're going to ban anything they don't like by calling it "pornography" and they don't like you!!

[pending-trans-action-2]

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

[virtualgirladvance]

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

[auternadelaide-deactivated20240]

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way

[crow-with-a-book]

@otiksimr I WILL get bit for this but it's totally worth it to pet the worm

[otiksimr]

attack them. 🫵

[realityvamp]

Reblogging to fix this and pet my mutuals the right way

[mossy-rainfrog]

[ID: A traditional drawing of Dennis Collins and Arthur Lester kissing. Arthur's hands are bound behind him, yet he pushes up into the kiss with an open-mouthed smile. Collins cups his cheek with a hand and bends down to kiss him.

Collins is a heavyset man with a beard and a flatcap, wearing suspenders over a dress shirt. Arthur is a stout man with a mustache and unkempt short dark hair. End ID.]

ok also since my other kiss for your request was my own tangent lmao, here's one a bit closer to what you asked for :3 @the-scarred-man

[theclod3215]

The King: 0

Gay people: 2

(The full jarthur and slimeknight illustrations are under the cut!)

[realityvamp]

after 4 days I finally have a D3rlord3 cosplay!!! #d3rlord #sfawtde #dawtde #fyp

Finally made a D3rlord3 cosplay! I'm so happy with how he turned out, pleaaase go check out the other videos I made :3 They're also on my Instagram

[realityvamp]

Got an Arthur Lester RP account going now!! Go chat him up :3