Future Cat Grandma

She/her Shake it like a cookie

[dazzlemebaby]

James: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

Regulus, stirring his coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt.

[dazzlemebaby]

James: When Regulus is mad at me I tighten the lids on all our jars so he has to ask me for help

*sound of glass shattering in the other room*

James: It doesn’t always work though.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus, texting Sirius: Text me when you’re home safely.

Sirius: I’m home dangerously.

Remus: Stop it.

Sirius: I’m home lethally.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

[theinvisiblemuseum]

heyyyyy pandora bateman 🩸

[realmasteroogway]

Here’s the slytherin skittles in a rave bc I can’t stop thinking about it

Pandora always has a fan with her and they’re always all pink and sparkly

Barty and Dorcas would jump around like crazy and fake flirt while dancing meanwhile Reg and Evan will be very chill just bobbing their heads to the music

Also Reg would love fake flirting with any of them

I don’t know how to describe Pandora’s dancing but it would be all flowy and fun and sometimes she’d join Barty and Dorcas and go all out

ALSO Marlene being a dj in some rave and meeting Dorcas there….

And Pandora meeting Lily in one as well….

Wish I could say Reg met James in one but I really can’t see James going to a rave, but maybe after they’d get together Reg would drag him to one

They’d be one of those groups that you see coming out of a bathroom stall, like five people going out of the stall one by one

Also I can’t get the idea of Pandora/Dorcas being a dj they’d be so good

And that’s it(((((:

[yourgalgremlin]

Effie Potter (checking on the kids @ night): …

[ephemeralstarss]

what if regulus had white-streaked hair like narcissa???? what then?????? WHAT THEN??????????

[realmasteroogway]

Yes

[actually-dumb-blonde]

anyone got any good regulus band au recs

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Regulus: Why?

Remus: I am told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Sirius:

Sirius: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

[old-habits-die-screaming]

its that time of the year (rereading six of crows just to feel something)

[pixie-of-south]

James worried: When was the last time you ate

Regulus: This morning?

James: Coffee with lethal dose of caffeine doesn't count Regulus

Regulus: why are my life choices being questioned

James hysterical: YOU FAINTED

Regulus: I just succumbed to gravity for a moment

[dasiesanddarkness]

Jesper: see how i DON'T call Wylan an investment? very demure, very mindful

Kaz: i-

[realmasteroogway]

Lovesong by the cure is only the brave jegulus

[realmasteroogway]

I need a fic where reg’s touch aversion doesn’t magically disappear the moment he meets James

[mountainrusing]

Marlene: Dorcas Meadowes. I love your name.

Dorcas: Oh.

Dorcas: Thanks.

Dorcas: I got it

Dorcas: For my birthday.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Barty: [kicks the "g" off a graveyard sign] Let's get this party started! Evan, Pandora, Dorcas and Regulus: Wow! 🥳