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[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[sandersstudies]

A child just informed me that boys have cooties because “they keep their socks on every all day” but luckily they recover from cooties at age 16.

[sandersstudies]

Now you might think “boys keep their socks on every all day” would be easy to disprove but then one of the boys the same age said “y’all ain’t got sleepin’ socks?”

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.

[queer-here-and-in-fear]

anyway more addittions

“30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.

“what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.

“anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum

“dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh

“color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird

“you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.

“is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.

“bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.

“people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl

[naamahdarling]

A finger would stop it.

[woman-becomer]

oh no. I've been hit with an overwhelming wave of sadness. this sucks

[woman-becomer]

wave over. everything rules and I rule. you rule

[shinynewmemories]

No but the Hunger Games really said "what do you hate more- the atrocities or the people who commit them against you? Because like it or not there IS a difference. If you hate the people who commit acts of pure evil more than you hate the acts themselves, what will stop you from becoming just like your enemies in your pursuit of justice? What will keep you from commiting those very same acts against THEM when the opportunity arises? And what then? The cycle of pain and suffering will never stop. Round and round it'll go. Nothing will ever change. But. BUT. If you hate the atrocities. If you hate the vile, senseless acts MORE than you hate the people who did them to you. If you are able to see that evil is evil regardless of who does it... The cycle ends with you. No, you may never get justice. But you will never be responsible for making others, even your enemies, suffer the same crimes you have. The atrocities will never be committed by you, never by your hand. And that's the way you change the world. It's the ONLY way" and that's why I am sure it will never stop being one of the most relevant works of fiction ever created

[realspectacularity]

I returned

SCATTER!!!

[sandradee14]

I'm finally watching Dungeons and Drag Queens and obviously it's amazing. But my most favorite part is that none of the queens can ever remember any of the names. I have never felt more represented in my life

[leonkennedysprostate]

[biglawbear]

[goldencurryfanaccount]

The fact that “Elon musk does two Nazi salutes” isn’t blowing up my push notifications is the best example I could possibly give of the media’s failure to do fucking anything

[goldencurryfanaccount]

Very bold of PBS to call it like it is on Twitter of all places

[raddagher]

Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

They just found out what tariffs are

They just found out what denaturalization is

They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist

Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)

Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[pansexual-lilychen]

[intensehyperfixations]

[nibeul]

you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*

[nibeul]

[nibeul]

this is the funniest fucking reply, everyone else go home

[amotleycrew]

i think my body is maybe full of small demons chewing on my vertebrae so they can live in my spine like a crooked little apartment building. and the only thing that appeases them is their daily meal of ibuprofen

[games-for-gamers]

When a friend sends this to you, you know youve done something right

[awellboiledicicle]

sole just hacks gen 1 and 2’s to do this song for days leading up to actually destroying the institute

[mockwa]

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

the resigned look on his face is priceless.

[jackass-scientific]

How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”