i can hear you active listening

30. she/her. you spin me right round like a record, baby. you dust me gently with an anti-static brush and place me back in my protective sleeve.

[metalbatteryzone]

[itsapmseymour]

Heartbreaking News

Your favorite series got a 6 hour bad faith video essay by someone who didn’t really engage with the series to its fullest.

[itsapmseymour]

Man seeing so many different series being mentioned really made me go

“Jesus these guys are fucking everywhere, eh?”

[itsapmseymour]

Couldn’t leave these in the tags alone. You’re absolutely right.

[dogpuppy]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[mephostophilis]

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

[mephostophilis]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

[vix3nvibes]

[throathole]

This is the most important post ever made on reddit

[girlnephew]

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

[abalidoth]

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

[kushblazer666]

[lakevida]

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[eroscestlavie]

[achillesinhighheels]

EVE and Nas for The Source (2000)

[stimman4000]

[silverhawk]

ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

[whimsical-catacombs]

[dogpuppy]