cursed maybe

~27 Scorpio~ °~°enby AuDHD chronic pain°~° •~•still learning every day•~•

[mandi-bul]

Smoke break

[mandi-bul]

Extracted from my new movie, cant wait to show you the full thing

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[brucebocchi]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[nyokoko]

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

[chromaticabrasions]

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

infinite chocolate hack

berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)

mri scan walking dead gif

train gif brain thinks you died

tubby custard machine

horse dildo

moonmelon (and variations)

alexandria’s genisis

bird chocolate fountain og post

soap shrinks water molecules

we are killing the earth

ham on dog

tequila isnt a depressant

earth is lumpy

joker without makeup

voldemort fetus

two way mirror og post

fig vagina

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[beemovieerotica]

[klausie]

<panini>

‌<sourdough>

‌<sauce style=" type:mayo flavor:cranberry"></sauce>

‌<cheese style="type:swiss"></cheese>

‌<meat style="animal:pig, cut:bacon"></meat>

<deli style="animal:turkey, cut:slice"></deli>

‌</sourdough>

</panini>

[wizardshark]

Missing comma in the sauce style bro our panini has a syntax error

[mariakono]

Heartbreaking! These half-youkai women should be doing Yakuza enforcer work but are instead too busy bickering and arguing over who's the true protagonist of decade-old PlayStation games.

Based on this legendary image set.

[sticker-pop]

1996 San-X sticker sheet, peach scented

[red-link2]

I get so melodramatic when no one is around to listen to me talk about nothing

[red-link2]

I haven't been so obsessed with dinosaurs since I was like 8 years old wearing t-rex skechers and a utility vest full of fossils

[red-link2]

Been texting myself more than friends and family

[red-link2]

I haven't really used Tumblr since I got hacked but I'm so bored of seeing AI content that I wanna make my own posts

[red-link2]

Who/whatever is hexxing me, and my day-to-day luck/energy/vibe, pleaseeeeeeeeee stop. The universe is already doing plenty.

[thenyanguardparty]

and btw the USA will be remembered as one of the most evil empires in history

[theninthring]

Depends on if we can step up to make it stand for what we were all told it does as kids.

[thenyanguardparty]

sorry, you can't. socialist revolution and decolonization. hope that's ok with you

[theninthring]

If you end up saying that decolonization means all the white people go back to Europe, I'm putting you in the same hole MAGAts go in.

[thenyanguardparty]

uh oh! you have committed "scared of white genocide"! what a shame, and i was trying to be nice and everything... oh well... goodbye

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

[hsrmasterlist]

Explaining Homestuck

Colours and Fonts

Fancharacter and Session Guides, Title Tests, and Fanon Theories

Character Sprites

Talksprites and Walksprites

All Other Rips

Pixels and Shipping Icons

Cosplay, Crafts, References and Music or Sounds

Roleplaying Canon Characters

Tutorials

Homestuck Games/Game Mods

Computer, Tumblr and Other Customization, Plus Programs

[enterunderscore]

this is my recreation of the PS2 boot sequence, entirely from scratch using blender. i took great care to recreate PS2 specific rendering quirks, from the flat procedural mist effects, to the lack of anti-aliasing, down to the implementation of motion blur.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Run games in the artist renditions of physics phenomena, with such standouts as:

quantum gravity bridge

Electron play pen

and funky potato chip

(Apologies for not including image descriptions, I am genuinely unsure how to describe these - Paper)

[pancakeke]

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

[bleutempete]

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

[pensivelyplayfulme]

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

[pancakeke]

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

[augustsun]

GI JOEEEEEE

[etrosgate]

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)