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AangâŠâŠ big eyes big ears big heart!
doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something
they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture
As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask
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My precious Tiger Salamander just turned EIGHT YEARS OLD I canât believe it look how handsome heâs become đ„č
In 2018:
Now:
I made him something on Canva ^
Thank you for making this I showed it to him!!
had to draw this freak
That infamous prison escape.
things I adore about Kagome:
her refusal to let anyone police her reactions to things! (âInuyasha: Donât cryâ K: Oh, should I laugh?â and âKoga, while kidnapping her: Stop screaming! Kagome: IâLL SCREAM IF I WANT TO!â Icon.
Her bravery and boldnessâ even while kidnapped, âOf course not! Youâve got sacred jewel shards jammed in your legs. You donât get bragging rights if youâre cheating, you know.â) + âYouâve got a lot of nerve, kidnapping me like that. What do you want? What are you up to?â
Her saying, âHit the mark!â when she fires an arrow.
Her strong sense of justice and righteousness.
Fights monsters on the regular but has nightmares/dreams about school and upcoming tests
Taught herself not only archery but also how to utilize her spiritual powers when firing her arrows
Talked her way out of the Thunder Brothersâ den with Improv
Pushed Manten off of his own cloud because he was trying to pitch in with Hitenâs fight with Inuyasha/team up on Inuyasha.
Doesnât give a single fuck about the implications of time travel or bringing items from the present to Feudal Japan, including the bicycle she hauls up the well.
Me: Wow I had so many panic attacks last night and I don't feel rested at all. In fact I feel as though nothing good will ever happen to me again. Floating Purple Seahorse That Appears To Me When I Haven't Slept In Multiple Days: you didn't take your meds yesterday because your phone was dead when your alarm would have gone off Me: Oh shit you're right. Thank you, Floating Purple Seahorse. FPSTATMWIHSIMD: also everyone you care about will die someday Me: Could have done without that reminder FPSTATMWIHSIMD: you don't own me
Me: Why do I feel like I want to be fed to a woodchipper FPSTATMWIHSIMD: you haven't had a meal in 23 hours Me: Damn, that's true. Thanks, FPSTATMWIHSIMD: your bones are wet Me: come on man
help they're tagging me as #harry du bois again
well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?
One-Headed Hydras are very cool looking too!! Very fun to draw đ
no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money
no amount of therapy will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money
no amount of working will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money
My daughter has decided that our cat has to pick her cereal for her in the morning now. Why?? "He knows what I like"
To answer some questions
- Penny eats breakfast with Sherbie Cat every morning, she sits at our like kitchen island thing and he is under the lil table thing
- he does in fact pick her cereal. We hold our two containers and he headbutts one
-Penny respects whatever he picks that day.
I do need you all to envision a very tall bearded man (my husband) dressed in a full suit, ready to go be a lawyer in a literal court of law, holding two boxes of nearly identical (to a cat) cereal in front of an 11 pound orange menace, begging him to head butt one so we can move forward with our morning.
The menace himself searching for snacks
Shocking update today folks. Penny had informed us that Sherbie Cat is actually ALSO a lawyer.
On the off chance younger tumblrinas don't really know him, go read this Wikipedia
Views on marriage
James Dobson was a strong proponent of marriage defined as "one where husband and wife are lawfully married, are committed to each other for life," and have a homemaker mother and breadwinner father...He recommends that married women with children under the age of 18 focus on mothering, rather than work outside the home.
Dobson viewed marriage as a transaction in which women exchange sex for protection
Views on discipline of children
In his book Dare to Discipline, Dobson advocated the spanking of children as young as fifteen months and up to eight years old when they misbehave, using switches or belts kept on the child's dresser as a reminder of authority.... Dobson said corporal punishment should end with the child asking for forgiveness and receiving a hug.
Views on tolerance and diversity
In the winter of 2004â2005, the We Are Family Foundation sent American elementary schools approximately 60,000 copies of a free DVD using popular cartoon characters (especially SpongeBob SquarePants) to "promote tolerance and diversity". Dobson contended that tolerance and diversity were "buzzwords" that the We Are Family Foundation misused as part of a "hidden agenda" to promote homosexuality
Views on homosexuality
I mean...you can guess right? It's every thing you'd guess. The Wikipedia article has it all. There's nothing easy to quote but he was exactly the bigot you'd expect.
Views on mass shootings
In 2012, in a broadcast titled "A Nation Shaken by the Sandy Hook Tragedy", Dobson said that the mass shooting was a judgement by God because of American acceptance of gay marriage and legal abortion. Similarly, Dobson said the 2019 El Paso shooting and mass shootings in general happen because "the LGBTQ movement is closing in on the God-inspired and established institution of the family."
Views on abortion
Starting in the 1980s, Dobson became a major force in the anti-abortion movement. His message centered upon biblically moral mothers who sacrificed for their children; he chastised unmarried mothers or "rebellious", believing pregnancy to be a sacred duty.
Views on gender
Dobson viewed the gender binary as fundamental to humanity; he believed God created men and women to differ "in every cell of their bodies". These complementary differences make them well-suited to traditional gender roles. "Males and females differ biochemically, anatomically, and emotionally", according to Dobson. Men like to "hunt and fish and hike in the wilderness"
So the world is now a better place and let me repeat
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