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imsobadatnicknames2

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

imsobadatnicknames2

Citripio y Arturito

plumslices

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

4waystreet

hi we’re a24 and we loved the ytp you posted when you were 15. do you want to direct the multimillion dollar adaptation of your opus, simpsons gone purple?

yokowan

there's a subtle eroticism to that little window of complete normalcy between the excruciating pain of extreme radiation exposure and the impending onset of radiation poisoning. the anticipation. the dread. there really is no truer form of helplessness.

usefuljesbian

we need real porn back on this website so bad

godkissedme

echotunes

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

fuck-philip-banks

nycswebhead

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

nycswebhead

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

zoesupreme

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

#yeah id say that's reasonable #alas i still think this movie will prob be shit

fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP: This is the first time I've seen the Yellow River's sediment discharge with my own eyes.

jingyuanyuan

There's a Chinese meme that the Yellow River doesn't need rituals to present sacrifices because if it's hungry it'll come onto the shore and eat the sacrifices itself.

asmuchasidliketo

#some netizens also say chinese people like unification because only a powerful unified dynasty can survive the yellow river and sometimes #also the chang jiang when they decide to flood and change directions and kill and displace millions #also only large dynasties have the resources to do hydroengineering to try and control the yellow river #yellow river be like: if you don't hydroengineer you die #but if you do you might also die heehee #“we call these our mother rivers not because they are gentle but because we are too scared” tags on above post

(source: Wikipedia)

setnet

@mikkeneko

alterac

what in the

oh my god??

cryoverkiltmilk

People talk about how the Great Lakes are deadly because they are uncaring, but the Yellow River is literally out to get everyone.

king-the-pathetic

does king the pathetic know any cool tricks ?

Uhhh he knows whatever this is

kvotheunkvothe

they spent 20 YEARS, and surprise, it also still looks like a fucking gym, with a roof about to rust through

like, look at the interior of this shithole

what the fuck were they doing for 20 years??

is that a goddamn drop ceiling? who the hell wants to live in a house with a drop ceiling? so you can throw pencils up when you're bored, like you're perpetually stuck in hell high school?

gonna start dunking turkeys at the freethrow line? I bet that kitchen smells like feet

I didn't think the plain, stanky old wood court could be topped until I saw this sad carpet. I bet it's just plain carpet directly over concrete. no insulation. all cold in winter.