I wanna feel handsome I wanna feel pretty

River Lea • They/Hem? 29 • Idahome

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[your-cosmic-creature]

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

Our culture desperately needs more fat hot gay guys. Not for any noble reasons of representation; I’m just a pervert

[dykelectric]

it’s 2009 somewhere

[consolecadet]

The Wound Will Not Heal, 2022

Paper clay, spackle, acrylic, PVA glue, expired medication, and Unicorn Milk pearlescent topcoat on canvas

I've tried a lot of different pills for my chronic illnesses, so many I feel filled to bursting with medication. These are some of the ones that didn't work out.

[macklesufficient]

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

[twinkhole-destroyer]

my diva moment will have casualties

[twinkhole-destroyer]

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A tag that says, "diva moment so catastrophic they're calling me Cher Nobyl". End ID]

[serenfire]

[papayajuan2019]

i could add a few more stages to grief if they let me

[transgenderization]

Uh oh! The Oracle has killed herself rather than face the future she foresaw. Market analysts are speculating this may be bad for the economy

[secundus-cinaedus]

cure of ra

[madame-helen]

Now its blessing of Ra

[thereadingaddic7]

"Sunburn will give you skin cancer"

Ra, God of the Sun

[sindri42]

Fungus has done so much for humanity. Penicillin. Radiation cleanup. Delicious mushrooms. Deadly mushrooms. Psychadelic mushrooms. And now my boy RA has chosen the humble mold spores as his vessel through which to cure cancer.

[athelind]

SOURCE

Penn Engineers Turn Toxic Fungus into Anti-Cancer Compound - Penn Engineering Blog

Penn-led researchers have turned a deadly fungus into a potent cancer-fighting compound. After isolating a new class of molecules from Asper

[papercranesandpride]

So you know how every once in a while someone gets a bunch of notes for pointing out that it's theoretically possible for a trans masc to get two penises, one from phalloplasty and one from metoidioplasty?

So I had a consult with Dr. Rajveer Purovit at Mount Sinai in NYC, and while I am not remotely trying to get that, it just happened to come up in conversation that yes, he does in fact have patients who have done exactly that. His preferred way of doing things is to do metoidioplasty first, then construct a phallus from abdominal tissue and place it on the groin above the meta phallus, and then have a third stage of surgery where they are combined and urethral lengthening happens. And the PA was just straight up like "yeah, some people do just stop after phase 2 because they like having the appearance and visual of the larger phallo phallus, but the higher sexual stimulation and better ability to pee with the meta phallus."

So. Yeah it turns out. That is not just a tumblr hypothetical. There are trans people walking around right now in the real world with two penises, and this is a normal surgical outcome from a surgeon who is renowned enough to have his own Wikipedia page.

Like, I definitely would not want that outcome personally, but holy shit that's awesome.

[larval-tear]

they should invent something you can have

[pettydavis]

theres something really homosexual about a dirty nasty back alley

[kittykatninja321]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re celebrating Christmas you do not have pleny time. You do not have pleny time at all. We are in the 12 days till Christmas danger zone

[cryoverkiltmilk]

THE PARTRIDGE IS IN THE PEAR TREE.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

THERE ARE TWO (2) TURTLE DOVES.