Megalomaniac Muser .

Muser. Fitter apprentice. Loves to read and watches too many movies and tv series. Basically this blog is about stuff I think is super funny and Muse and tv shows.

[jonismitchell-deactivated202410]

Vincent and the Doctor + visual references to Van Gogh's paintings

[tismrot]

Change my mind. They should meet up for a drink and talk.

[tismrot]

This fandom offers no peace, no rest, nothing. Only heartbreak, which I am now irreparably addicted to. Thanks, Neil. Thanks a fucking lot.

[fellshish]

Source on twitter

[rocktheholygrail]

i’d get so much done if it wasn’t for the overwhelming urge to not do anything

[thelonely]

witnessing death note for the first time in the year 2022. what’d my bestie prosciutto salame do to deserve this

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Crowley: We need to make this the tiniest, most insubstantial, fractional half a miracle we have ever performed. No traces of anything miraculous left behind. No alarm bells ringing in Heaven.

Aziraphale: Right. Count of three.

Crowley: One, two, three, now.

*Crowley jumps on the chair and checks an orangey-flowy-something with a tip of his finger*

Crowley: I think it took. That was a class-A surreptitious half a miracle. No one will have noticed a thing.

*happy Aziraphale*

*unamused Michael sighs as alarms are blaring in Heaven*

[anxietyproblem]

[literallyaflame]

not to hop in on the Hottest Discourse but:

age gaps aren’t inherently bad between adults, but they are incredibly suspect in instances where one party has significantly more agency and experience due to their age. a thirty year old dating a forty year old, for instance, isn’t all that big a deal. but an eighteen year old should be VERY suspicious of a thirty year old wanting to get with them. they’ve had twelve years to establish themselves as an adult. an eighteen year old has had maybe a few months to do so.

i’m saying this as a person who briefly dated a thirty year old at age 19 (it wasn’t good lol), and also as a person with happily married parents who have a 12 year age gap. the difference is that my mom was in her thirties when she met my dad; she’d had plenty of time to find a career and a name for herself in the world.

stay safe, love urself, try to make good decisions but don’t beat yourself up if you’ve ever been the victim of an unbalanced or abusive relationship

[rednightmare18]

I need yall to understand that healthy 30 year olds look at 19-year-olds and see kids. Not in a demeaning way – but in a way that automatically removes that 19-year-old from romantic consideration. And even if you “look very mature for your age,” a healthy 30 year old will learn you are 19 and back out of that crush at 90 mph no matter how good your contour game is.

[peggyswilliams]

“Rose Tyler is clever. Her eyes see things that others can’t: an excess of TV aerials; oddities of plumbing; and massive, radial transmitters. She sees fear of the child in the eyes of the mother; malice in the words of gaseous entities; and the hero in the heart of the conman. Rose Tyler is kind. One smile from Rose Tyler grants absolution. A word from Rose Tyler reunites the son with the father. One touch from Rose Tyler teaches a Dalek mercy. Rose Tyler is brave. She converses with werewolves, unmakes false gods, and shouts down invading alien armies. Rose Tyler looked the Devil in the eyes and sent him crawling back into hell. Rose Tyler is beloved. When Rose Tyler falls—from barrage balloons or Justicia observational platforms; from the aftereffects of a psychograph or straight into the Void—there will always be someone there to catch her, because the universe will not stand for it to be otherwise.”

—

—The Double-Edged Sword by abadplanwellexecuted (via the-seat-of-my-pants)

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[themthistles]

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

[violetsandshrikes]

if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

people keep trying to make "ladies and gentlemen" more inclusive.

I think we should go the other way around.

make more and more weird false dichotomies in greetings. "gamers and pianists". "oil painters and swordsmen". "vexillologists and entomologists". "chess masters and diamond artificers". "accountants and gendered individuals".

we need to be dropping shit into formal meetings to make people say "wait what? which one am I?"

[lovetheirloves]

I have started referring to my students as “critters and creatures.” I then offer them the option to decide where on the critter–creature spectrum they think they belong. They enjoy this immensely. I teach some critters, some creatures, some 50/50s, some critters with creature tendencies, some creatures with critter inclinations.

[ztu2455]

all i have to say is 'hello cowards' and it shuts gendering up

[somarysueme]

“Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking,” has always been gender-inclusive.

[nightmargin]

"friends and pals" is my personal favorite

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[herkind]

Another advice for girls and young women: love and sex is supposed to be fun, happy and make your life better. If it’s not, if it’s making you miserable, if it’s making you love yourself less, if it’s making you doubt yourself, and if you feel like you have to sacrifice yourself or put up with things you don’t want to, you are absolutely entitled to throw it out from your life. In fact, you should, because your life is so, so valuable and you have the right to be happy. Being a girl does not mean having to accept misery and pain, even if that’s what we’re often taught. You are allowed to decide what comes into your life. Let it be happy and beautiful.

[3liza]

ok I'm standing up

[catgirlanarchist]

me when i'm the real slim shady

[3liza]

you cant post shit on this web site

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[theghostiedyke]