Red Robin yummm

Just a guy

[redrobinwithoutthefood]

Hello!

I'm Red Robin.

I've been adopted by @riddles-redux

Out of character:

I already have a Tim Drake blog so I decided to make a Red Robin one! 😁

Tim account is @timothydrakeofficial

Mun is a teen. Please don't be creepy.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce, texting the family group chat: Bad news.

Bruce: After thirty-six years, the Batcave fridge finally died.

Bruce: Been through a lot together. Outlasted three Robins, two Batmen.

Bruce: Went out quiet, like a shadow.

Bruce: Must've kept ten thousand patrol snacks cold.

Bruce: Thinking about giving it a proper funeral.

[redrobinwithoutthefood]

Have you guys heard of this new, fast acting sedative? It's called blunt force trauma.

[jas-hawthorn]

Doesn’t always work, though. Sometimes you just get a concussion.

[redrobinwithoutthefood]

Yeah, sometimes that's more annoying.

[redrobinwithoutthefood]

Have you guys heard of this new, fast acting sedative? It's called blunt force trauma.

[ashoss]

thank u twitter user Min_tramcam

[bb-artz]

that is SO crash!!

[stillnotsquashed]

Random hero: Is it true Batman gave birth to all of you?

Nightwing: Of course not. Robins are kinda like minor dieties, personifications of values that just kinda errupted into being. I am the personification of truth.

Red Robin: I'm justice.

Red Hood: I am the American Way (holds up his glock)

[yaybatman]

“RAAAAAARRRRR!”

—Joker, Batman: Curse of the White Knight (2019)

[redrobinwithoutthefood]

I had to read this three times to truly grasp this....image and try to appreciate it. I think I'm going to take A day off.

[robs-your-robins]

Forgive me but I always assign credit where it's due. It's Dr Harley Quinn, it's Dr Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow, it's ADA Harvey Dent/Two Face, it's Dr Victor Fries, Dr. Thomas Elliot/Hush, Dr. Kirk Langstrom/Man-Bat, Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy. These upstanding educated people, no matter what they are currently doing, are doctors, scientists, lawyers. They earned those titles. Put respect on their names, their professions. Bruce Wayne, college drop out and Gotham's favourite bike however-

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't want to be negative but I do think we need to kill some of these people

[batgirlspain]

Okay Gotham, I need your help.

Sometime between 1:00–3:00 AM last night, someone broke into the historical exhibit at the Gotham Museum of Cultural Antiquities and stole a collection of decorated eggs. Yep. Eggs. Before anyone asks, nope, this is not a joke, and yep, they’re extremely valuable.

The collection included:

- A set of jewel-encrusted Imperial eggs on loan from a private collector.

- Several 19th-century hand-painted Easter eggs.

- A gold egg containing micro-engraved scripture from the 1700s.

Security footage got scrambled (shocking, I know), but witnesses nearby reported a pastel-colored van leaving the area and someone in what looked like a.. bunny mask? And glitter. A lot of glitter.

If you saw or heard anything weird around Robinson Park, Tricorner, or the museum district late last night, send me a message. Anonymous tips welcome.

And before anyone asks: nope, I don’t think it’s the Joker. He would’ve livestreamed it.

Letting the authorities and the press know, just in case.

@gothamcitypolice @gotham1news @galaxycommunications

Thank you in advance.

[gothamcitypolice]

Reblogging to spread awareness.

We do not know any more than is stated here, and any information would be helpful.

If you do not feel comfortable sending information to the GCPD, please share it with Batgirl or at least some form of press.

- Officer Hawthorn

[redrobinwithoutthefood]

Hello

Hello

[hopeful-soapbat]

The Elmo's on fire

[redrobinwithoutthefood]

It probably had something to do with Rocko.

[jasontoddsguns]

Shazam’s only keeps his identity hidden from other heroes for convenience’s sake. What are they gonna do, stop him? He’s Superman on magic steroids. He’s quite literally god(s)’ favorite princess. You can’t even call his parents.

[redrobinwithoutthefood]

Hello

Hello

[gunnmetalgaze]

Tim being like I lack the ancient monk magic so i’ll just fucking bleed out is funny as hell to me

[ectonurites]

young justice deserves a bouncy castle and bart takes matters into his own hands