A compilation of 10 Of the batclans best snapchats
1.[the video is shakey as it zooms in on the top of Wayne Tower. Riddler comes into focus first, then Robin. Riddler is holding Robin by the ankle off the roof]
Batman: PUT HIM DOWN ED OR I SWEAR TO GODâ
Red Robin and Red Hood: DO A FLIP
2.[a video of Nightwing taken by Batgirl. Theyâre in a red light district, and you can faintly hear the cha-cha slide coming from the building theyâre next to. Nightwing is dancing along perfectly]
3.[a picture of Robin, holding a baby robin. The caption reads âheâs trying to figure out how to sneak it into the bat caveâ]
3.5.[a second picture posted shortly after. It is blurry, but you can vaguely make out the shapes of Robin and Batman. The caption reads âhe found outâ]
4.[a video of Red Hood and Blackbat signing frantically in ASL. The camera flips to Red Robin]
Red Robin: theyâre arguing about which pizza rolls are the best
Batman, from off Camera: where the hell do they even get pizza rolls? Agent A sure as hell doesnât let them in the houseâ
5.Nightwing: I dare you to jump off the roof without your grapple
[Red Hood starts sprinting to the edge of the roof. They are on one of the tallest buildings in Gotham. The camera shakes as Nightwing runs after Red Hood]
Nightwing: No wait I diDNT FUCKING MEAN IT HOODâ
5.5[a super bad candid of Batman and Red Hood and Nightwing. The camera is tilted as if someone is trying to hide it. The caption reads âthis has been going on for 20 minâ]
Batman: âell would you think thatâs a good ideaâ
Red Hood: âif you should be yelling at anyone it should be nightwingâ
Nightwing: âdonât drag me into this!
[snickers are heard off camera]
Batman: Im dragging both of you into this! Why on earth would you dare your brother to jump off the roof when you know damn well heâll do it?!
Batman: oh donât you even start Hoodâ
6.[a picture of Red Robin and Superboy mid fall. It is unclear where they fell from. The caption reads âthey were watching buzzfeed unsolved and got scared by a pigeonâ]
7.[the camera opens and quickly zooms in on Batman. He looks annoyed. There is a low chanting of âmoney in the jarâ coming from off camera]
Batman: âcrapâ is not a fucking swear wordâ
8.[a picture of Robin curled up against Black Bat. She looks surprisingly fond. The caption reads âhe fell asleep durning the stake outâ]
9:[a shakey Video of Red Hood. Heâs fighting off at least six people while singing in a rather nice sounding baritone range. The caption reads âonce a theater kid always a theater kidâ]
Red Hood: IVE GOT NO STRINGSâ
Red Hood: âTO HOLD ME DOWN
10:[a video of Red Robin and Signal. Theyâre sitting on a roof, sharing several tacos.]
Signal: why do you call yourself Red Robin? Robins are technically Red already, arenât they? Theyâve got that little red patch on their chest
Red Robin: itâs for the aesthetic
Signal: well your aesthetic sucks.
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