Bow Chicka Bow Wow

my circuits are crossed, and i like it

[gooddogoftheday]

today’s good dog of the day is freckles from red vs blue!

[crim-bat]

Some friendly reminders that...

Agent York and Agent North were best friends

Delta was York’s AI and Theta was Agent North’s

Delta and Theta considered each other brothers

Agent South was the one that directly caused the death of her brother, who was York’s best friend

The death of her brother that she caused also caused Theta being assimilated into the Meta

So South caused the death of Delta’s partner’s best friend and the ‘death’ of his own little brother, and lastly…

Delta was the one that recommended killing Agent South

[raspberry-bi]

Happy bisexual visibility energy sword sunday

[itisithekawaiifrenchfry]

How do you make a Red vs Blue fan cry?

I don’t know.

[team-sarcasm]

This is General Doyle signing off.

[effsocietys-blog]

Hello agent carolina

[an-adventure-in-writing]

Maybe I should shut down now and save a little power.

[peachynels]

I forget you

[nuvomica]

I understand why she did what she did what she did, I just wish she hadn’t

[biofomission]

I would prefer to stay with York

[trevorcolins]

*plays forever*

[magpiecrime]

Goodbye.

[tired-angry-robot]

This is, after all, the story of how I died.

[bacoose]

Freckles shake

[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

I’ll be fine, because I am a mother fucking ghost.

[realburnieburns-deactivated2020]

You were my greatest creation.

[capt-richard-simmons]

Ain’t that a bitch?

[house-of-horrorfilms]

I hate goodbyes

[niceghostsaysitwillbedaijouboo]

For this? This… shadow?

[dishesoap]

All I wanna do is stand around and talk to my friend. But he's gone now and all I have is you!

[hatcadet]

[jomeimei421]

Play it again, FILIS.

[baba-yada]

Don’t say goodbye… I hate goodbyes…

[redvsblue-headcanons]

He was brilliant and we trusted him

[grif-n-cheese]

It’s

Red vs red

And

Blue vs blue

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Carolina: You cut through my armor! It was a gift from my father!

Sharkface: I’m sorry. I’m sure your father was a great man.

Carolina: I hated my father!

Sharkface: Oh, well, then I’m sure your father was a total prick.

Carolina: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT?!

[gaygent420-blog]

Carolina: I’m losing my voice

Tucker: Haha now you can yell at anyone

*later, with the rest of Blue Team*

Tucker: So it turns out Carolina is even scarier when she’s quiet

[kayyasha]

Okay hear me out.

If Maine did survive through to season 13 and is in custody, imagine him getting out and finding Wash and Carolina. They’re wary and super protective of the BG gang around Maine so they don’t let him hang around inside the base.

Now imagine Maine leaving dead or beaten up mercs outside Wash’s room like a cat trying to get back in his good books. 

Felix throws a large temper tantrum when he realises all their scouts are being picked off as fucking gifts Locus we are not paid enough for this shit

[9foxgrl-scribe]

Bigger twist, the BGC is just as, if not even more overprotective and have several Scooby-Doo inspired traps around the Freelancers, but they only catch Mercs and the occasional at.

[redvsdrew]

THAT WOULD MEAN THETAS ALIVE! YAY!

[kayyasha]

Okay hear me out.

If Maine did survive through to season 13 and is in custody, imagine him getting out and finding Wash and Carolina. They’re wary and super protective of the BG gang around Maine so they don’t let him hang around inside the base.

Now imagine Maine leaving dead or beaten up mercs outside Wash’s room like a cat trying to get back in his good books. 

Felix throws a large temper tantrum when he realises all their scouts are being picked off as fucking gifts Locus we are not paid enough for this shit

[9foxgrl-scribe]

Bigger twist, the BGC is just as, if not even more overprotective and have several Scooby-Doo inspired traps around the Freelancers, but they only catch Mercs and the occasional at.

[rock-allday]

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

[revvann-deactivated20181218]

I was always afraid of Ohio

[jomeimei421]

where…where are his eyes

[beewaggle]

Here you go.

[jomeimei421]

They’re not even googley eyes?????? WOW BLUE ;;;;; tsk tsk

[coolvinchik]

or

[sparkyllama]

googley eyes? tch cowards the lot of you

this is how it’s done

[rose-vs-violet]

Ok but you guys haven’t considered goat eyes yet

[redvsdrew]

SKSKSKSKSK @rose-vs-violet HAHAHAH

[epsilontucker-deactivated202404]

north dakota passive aggressively putting south’s things on high surfaces

[deathstroke-the-himbonator]

south dakota aggressively having connie piggyback and put north’s things on even higher places

[sssn-neptune-vasilias]

Maine sighing softly and putting everything back where it belongs.

[gaygent420-blog]

York and Wash putting everything in completely different places to start a riot.

[jomeimei421]

where…where are his eyes

[6c617a]

Bold of you to assume that he isn’t just constantly letting out yells that aid in his use of echolocation

[6c617a]

Don’t worry guys idk what this means either :)

[blood-gulch-reds]

Grif: If jelly fish are made of jelly, dust bunnies are made of dust, what are cockroaches made-

Simmons: Grif please no more

[agentcaito-moved]

blue team is the most fashionable team you can’t change my mind. I mean red team consists of a robot, a nerd who probably wears nothing but graphic tees and jeans, a farm boy, someone who is military reg to the core, and someone who doesn’t care to put effort into his appearance bc fuck that vs blue team who has kai who is a business woman and a party gal, tucker’s who is /canonically/ referred to as metrosexual by flowers, carolina and her iconic club errea look from the s10 credits, tex is bold in black, uh idk about church but whatever I guess, and wash might not necessarily be fashionable but he’s pretty enough that it doesn’t matter he can make sweatpants work

[blood-gulch-reds]

,, fight me blue.

On the blue team we have caboose who probably wear oversized t-shirts we have Texas who wouldn’t care about what she looks like we have Carolina who would try to one-up Texas by not caring even more we have Washington who literally wore yellow and blue for a while we have Tucker with whatever the fuck Tucker wears versus the Civilized red team

I’m talking classic aesthetic 80s nerd Simmons donut who’s the epitome of the word fashion and design Lopez with his tight robotic ass Locus who could wear literally anything and look like a god Sarge who probably wears military style tank tops to show off his beefy ass arms doc who uh,, doc and grif who no one can convince me otherwise that despite the fact you put zero effort into how he looks he’s literally a Hawaiian God. Wet hair? God. Sleeping? God. Angry? God.

[agentcaito-moved]

you’re argument is invalid bc locus isn’t a red and grif being a god is your opinion, not a fact. donut loves fashion but his tastes are too expensive bc he wastes his paychecks buying wine and cheese lopez is literally the armor. he has no face his head is the helmet, have you ever actually seen an old military reg man? not fashionable. and you really think simmons is actually fashionable? you think the guy with serious anxiety and self-esteem issues is gonna be confident enough to be fashionable? and doc is one of those guys who just dresses ugly and “au natural” try again.

[blood-gulch-reds]

This is adorable.

Locus is a red as of season 15. His friendships with Grif solidifies this. But that’s irrelevant. You don’t know what donut’s paycheck is, so, yeah. If he couldn’t buy it, he would make it. Sarge isn’t fashionable,, he’s iconic. It makes up for the lack of fashion. Also he’s 29. So. Also low self-esteem doesn’t equal a lack of care as to what you look like I would know. Doc wears jeans Van’s and a life guard sweatshirt. Just saying. But I guess none of this matters. Because they’re all in halo armor.

Edit: sorry I’m rereading this and I just realized you brought up the fact that we have Fannon and you have which is how you so gracefully said irrelevant because these characters fashion sense literally don’t matter. But sure let’s say “fannon and opinions” don’t matter. This completely invalidates that statement you made about Church saying that he is pretty enough to make sweatpants work despite the fact we’ve never seen his face. Also he doesn’t have a face. This also invalidates your au natural look for Doc.

[rose-vs-violet]

I’m not choosing a side but,,,,,,it’s canon that out of armor Tucker doesn’t even wear clothes so he’s disqualified

[astro-b-o-y-d]

I have a new theory

[rose-vs-violet]

I like your theory

[weatheredlaw]

not that you need my permission, but you all have earned some r&r.