reggular69

reggie website

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[daydenmax-drawings]

Hehe, baby Equius

[zegalba]

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[imjunebitch]

[crimewave420]

Just so you know, subway swapped their 2 footlongs discount code from FL1399 to 2FOR1299

[reggular69]

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[meloetta]

my bf texted me a picture of a mysterious big black roach looking bug on the floor and hasn’t answered me since… rip

[emosad420]

dam u think that roach givin him the succ?

[meloetta]

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[reggular69]

i like tagging random things #mywife because she scrolls through my tumblr and asks 'why did you tag me with this?????' like sometimes its just a vibe

[horseblob]

we can eat wednesday food today

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[doomedmutual]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[ambassadorquark]

This really could have been like three panels i just kept cracking myself up writing them all having this extremely inane argument. I also think it’s crazy when people say mint flavored sweets taste like toothpaste. More than one thing can taste like mint.