Headcanons and qoutes

Dedicated to headcanons and incorrect quotes of my favourite fandoms, mostly of the Marauders. No SJW. 

[catchymemes]

[aeliad]

HI LET’S SHARE NICOLE’S WORDS ON THE SUBJECT! 

It has been literal years but every time I see Martin’s tweets posted somewhere and his word is shared as truth while her post is not shared it sort of reiterates the fact that we trust men to speak about feminism more than we believe women who experience it. 

Interesting, innit? https://medium.com/@nickyknacks/working-while-female-59a5de3ad266

[wiseacrewhimsy]

Reading her account of how their boss treated her blows me away. Men are so emboldened that they will literally admit to illegal discrimination casually and face no consequences.

[the-geek-cornucopia]

In all the years of seeing this post I’ve never seen a link to her side. Didn’t even know she’d written one.

[pluts04]

Adding screenshots of her post. His whole post is there without needing a link. Hers should be, too.

Also, she posted this is 2017! It’s fucking 2020 and I’ve seen his side of this for years, but it took 3 years for her side to make its way to my dash…

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

I’ve reblogged his story at least twice; it’s time for Nicole’s.

[satan-is-hugs]

It’s 2023 and i just now learned that Nicole’s response was also out there

[regularheadcanons]

2026 and this is still news to me

[freakxwannaxbe]

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

This is the greatest thing I have ever drawn I am so proud

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[somenerdthing]

[regularheadcanons]

So I was thinking about the ridiculous motive of Voldemort’s daughter in “The Cursed Child” and I think I figured out how Rowling could have made it a bit more believable. I mean, who buys that Voldemort would just casually bang Bellatrix in the middle of second wizarding war, right? He wasn’t even human then, so how could we expect him to have functioning genitals and any sex drive at all? Through the entire seven books Voldemort was rather asexual, too twisted, too consumed by his obsessions to display even slightest human instincts.  So here’s my idea: if Rowling wanted Voldemort to have a child, it should have been born during the first wizarding war. Back then Voldemort still had a functioning human body - rather handsome even - and he was trying to win over the old wizarding bloodlines. I can easily imagine the heads of old families encouraging, even pushing young Tom Riddle to sire an heir - to strengthen the bonds, ensure continuity, start a powerful bloodline, you name it.  Back then Bellatrix was young, healthy, pretty and probably easily influenced - probably wouldn’t take much persuasion to talk her into it, and Tom might have even liked her, so the entire act seems much more natural. Plus that would perfectly explain Bellatrix being such an obsessed lunatic during second war - she spent years in Azkaban, knowing her child is out there and all she can do to protect it is to keep her mouths shut. And she desperately tries to win scraps of sympathy from Voldemort, remembering him as the man he was, as her child’s father, knowing he’s her best chance to see the kid ever again and hoping that if he likes her, he’ll take care of their child as well. Any thoughts?

[marauders-guide-to-hogwarts]

And now, for my next trick, I will make butterflies appear in your stomach.

James Potter to Lily Evans, after pulling off a particularly difficult spell. Lily doesn’t want to admit it, but it works. (via marauders-guide-to-hogwarts)

[neverlanding-rapunzel]

headcanon: after sirius & lily become friends, sirius makes a habit of calling lily the name of literally every flower a part from lily.

one time he calls her petunia.

[regularheadcanons]

Not sure if that would make her mad or teary...

[regularheadcanons]

Sirius: Shut your mouth, you mediocre Quidditch player.

James: [teary-eyed] Mediocre?

[regularheadcanons]

Lily: Looking good, Potter

James: We've been married for 10 years, why are you calling me by my last name?

Lily: [in front of the mirror] I was talking to myself

[rememberthemarauders]

“How have you had these this whole time and never TOLD ME?!”

Lily browsing through James’ large book collection. 

Taken by James Potter-7th year 

[regularheadcanons]

ollivander: ah yes, let me see your wand

ollivander: ten inches, cedar wood, clay and graphite core...

ollivander: this is a pencil, isn't it.

[johnfkennedaddy]

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

[farashasilver]

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

[octoberreads]

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

[atomic-darth]

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Originally posted by filmpictures

[fiberworker-deactivated20160928]

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

[cosmic-aria]

[regularheadcanons]

It’s a real shame that Rowling didn’t include any of that... I mean magic is thousand times more epic, but that would be such a great comic relief. Plus imagine Ron’s reactions to Harry and Hermione using muggle tech... like he borrows a set of notes and goes “Is this a fake?” “Why on earth would I give you fake notes?” “There’s no ink blots, not a single one!” “Yeah, pens don’t do them”. Or Ron casually walking in the dorm and Harry is listening to some music on a discman and Ron freaks out that Harry’s sick or possessed or straight out of his mind, dancing to music no-one else can hear and making those weird howling sounds trying to sing along.

[regularheadcanons]

Peter: I want to help you, Prongs, but Lily scares the filling out of my donut.

[regularheadcanons]

Arthur: So, I've decided to take my career in a whole new direction.

Molly: Forward?

[wizards]

As your captain I’m obligated to say that violence is wrong but those assholes deserved it.

Oliver Wood after a match with Slytherin, probably. (via incorrect-hp)

[regularheadcanons]

Hermione: What is Draco allergic to?

Harry: Peanuts.

Ron: And the full spectrum of human emotion.

[regularheadcanons]

Sirius: Ok so-

Remus: No don't you dare. Stop. Stop. I don't want to hear it. I have been cleaning up your messes for you since first year and I'm aging prematurely. I thought it was a werewolf thing but apparently it's just because you are driving me steadily insane. So I don't want to hear it. Go away. I'll be grey by 17 at this rate. Leave me alone.

Sirius: I was just going to ask if you wanted toast!

Remus: Oh. Well no thank you.

Sirius: Good because I blew up the toaster and James is on fire.

[regularheadcanons]

Sirius: He's cute. He's tall. He's got gorgeous eyes and a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped up into head, didn't he?

Lily: Dumbledore?

Sirius: NO! James, Evans!

Lily: Are you sure, though? He looks more like a pain in the ass to me.

Sirius: *leaves in frustration* Just you wait Evans

Lily: *yells after Sirius* I'm pretty sure he pops into your mind Black

Sirius: Duh, of course he does