Harry Potter & Criminal Minds

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[reid-supremacist]

Emily: Hey reid what do you want for your birthday?

Reid: the sweet relief of death.

Emily: One psychologist referral it is then…

[cottontail-confessionals]

Hey! I have been so obsessed with Click.Buzz.Sigh. I need more of it. Please. Hear me out😭😭💜

I do need Part two🙏🏻😭

oh hello my friend !! i'm so sorry it's taken me so long to reply, i've been in a bit of a rut for so long...

BUT i will let you know that i am working on a part two of click. buzz. sigh...and for making you wait so long, there's a fun little snippet under the cut.

hormones. that's all it was. and that's what you would be blaming it on. it was just biology. an involuntary response after being in the presence of college boys who would ask if you had a good time after three strokes before spilling their load into the condom that you made them wear. what you needed…was a man. who knew how to touch a woman and make sure that she at least had a good time before treating her like a cum doll.

until next time ૮꒰˶ - ˕ -꒱ა

[brooklyn-boy]

Aura’s Guide to Bucky’s Guns

This is just a quick fanfic writers guide to Bucky’s guns. Googling any of the models will give you a good image reference. Gifs do not belong to me.

Captain America: The First Avenger, 2011

M1928A1 Thompson (This is a submachine gun.)

M1941 Johnson rifle, (This is a semi-automatic rifle.)

M1911A1 Pistol (A pistol.)

M1903A1 Springfield (bolt-action repeating rifle.)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier, 2014

M4A1, with M203A1 Grenade Launcher  (A variant on a popular rifle, with the M203A1 Grenade Launcher  .)

SIG-Sauer P220 (Semi-automatic pistol)

Milkor MGL (MGL stands for Multiple Grenade Launcher. Basically this is a Revolver but for grenades.)

COP 357 Derringer (4-shot Derringer-type pistol.)

Vz.61 Skorpion (Machine pistol.)

Intratec TEC-38 (Two-shot pistol)

Captain America: Civil War, 2016.

Glock 17 (semi-automatic pistol.)

M249 SAW, with a SureFire 100-round casket magazine (Light Machine Gun, SAW stands for Squad Assualt Weapon.)

Infinity War and Endgame, 2018-19

M249 SAW, with a SureFire 100-round casket magazine (Light Machine Gun, SAW stands for Squad Assualt Weapon.)

[reid-supremacist]

Peter: Uhh, Mr stark?

Tony: yeah what’s up kid?

Peter: What does one do when their hair dryer is on fire…hypothetically speaking

Tony: kid did you set your hair dryer on fire again?!

Peter: …perhaps

Tony: oh my god!

Peter: and three towels while I was trying to put it out

[reid-supremacist]

Reid: me and Derek have something big to share…

Reid: WE ARE OFFICIALLY DATING!!!

Penelope: damn it! Well there goes eighty bucks…

Derek: huh…?

Emily: Penelope bet twenty bucks to each of this that you two weren’t dating

Derek: how did you-

Emily: are you forgetting that you work for the fbi? Everyone here has training in kinesics plus Hotch walked in on you putting your tongue down Reid’s throat but you were to caught up in making out with him to realise he had walked in!!

Derek: oh um oh… y-yeah m-my bad sorry hotch

Hotch: you better be, I’m scarred for life after seeing that

[reid-supremacist]

Draco: hey Harry did you get your dad anything for Father’s Day-

Harry: *glaring at him*

Draco: oh yeah right, yeah I f-forgot about that-

Harry: how could you forget?!? It’s like one of the reasons I’m famous?!?!

Draco: yeah I don’t know if I’m being honest…

[reid-supremacist]

Draco: *texting harry*

Draco: what is this hairless thing sat next to me on the couch, he says his name is dobby, he won’t leave me tf alone!!!

Harry: play dad

Harry: DEAD*

Harry: I meant dead!!

Draco: he now knows how to ride a bike

[reid-supremacist]

*Harry sneezing*

Draco:

*Harry still sneezing*

Draco: SHUT UP YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME SICK

Harry: I’m so so so sorry for sneezing, Mr. Germophobe

Draco: I AM NOT a germophobe

Harry: You carry 5 bottles of hand sanitizer on you at all times

Draco: that means nothing…

Harry: how about the fact you refuse to go near children in the fear of getting sick

Draco: they are snot filled gromits that hold a billion diseases…

Harry: …ok, how about you wash your hands THREE times before eating anything, you bring your own utensils to restaurants, you-

Draco: OK OK ENOUGH, I GET IT IM A GERMOPHOBE!!!

Harry: …I think that’s the first time you have ever admitted I’m right

[reid-supremacist]

*Draco dressed up as santa*

Harry: Draco what are you doing?

Draco: Come sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas…

*Harry blushing*

Harry: O-Ok

Draco: good boy

[reid-supremacist]

*reid walking into work*

Derek: Hey pretty boy, top or bottom?

*reid spitting out his coffee*

Reid: WHAT?!?

Derek: Top or bottom bunk…

Reid: oh oh umm…bottom I suppose…?

Emily: *wispering* looks like someone’s got a crush…

[reid-supremacist]

*reid walking into work, hair everywhere*

*derek smiling and smirking*

Reid: What? Whats wrong? Did I spill coffee on myself again?

Derek: oh nothing pretty boy, by the state of your hair I’m saying you had a fun night, if you know what I mean *wink wink*

Reid: oh, what? Oh yeah that’s why my hair is a mess, totally why it’s a mess

Reid: *whispering* it’s not like I just fell down the stairs or something…

Derek: what’s that pretty boy

Reid: oh nothing, nothing, don’t worry

[reid-supremacist]

Reid: I finally got my autism diagnosis!

Garcia: Finally!!! So glad I’m not the only neurodivergent one. diagonsed neurodivergent one that is…

Emily: what do you mean by “only diagnosed one”

Gracia: Well, you clearly have adhd

Emily: how do I have adhd?!

Garcia: Your sudden uncontrollable bursts of anger

Emily: yeah that can mean anything…

Derek: you’re the biggest procrastinator I’ve ever met not to mention your 3 weeks behind on reports

Emily: yeah I’ll get that done tomorrow…

Derek: you said that yesterday

Reid: also not to mention you either hyperfocus or don’t focus at all

Garcia: plus 2 weeks ago I made you fill out an adhd questionaire

Emily: you did?!?

Garcia: yes and you were talking to JJ the whole time you were doing it, surprised you got any questions answered, honestly.

Emily: how didn’t I notice?!

Garcia: idk but you didn’t oh and you got 85/90 so you may wanna go get tested.

[reid-supremacist]

Harry Potter Characters Who I Think Smoke 🍃:

- Fred and George, they definitely smoke in their dorm at night with Lee, also the schools biggest dealers.

-Hermione, she smokes it when she gets stressed over exams.

-Harry, sometimes he just needs a break from being “the chosen one”

-Draco, mainly does it to rebel against his parents.

- Ron, you don’t think he’s hungry all the time for no reason do you?

- Luna, she try’s to keep the nargles at bay.

-James Potter, Remus Lupin & Sirius black, they were high all the time & professor mcgonagall confiscated their 🍃 on more than one occasion, they always did wonder what she did with it.

-professor mcgonagall, wasn’t a big smoker, never bought it for herself but she wasn’t against confiscating and smoking other students 🍃

[reid-supremacist]

Harry Potter Characters Sexuality and Pronouns:

(Tw: Headcanons and Opinions)

Sirius Black: Genderfluid, bisexual (male pref) & He/They/She

Remus Lupin: Bisexual (no pref) & He/Him

James Potter: Pansexual & He/Him

Peter Pettigrew: Panromantic, Asexual & He/it

Harry Potter: Bisexual (no pref) & He/Him

Draco Malfoy: Gay & He/Him

Ron Weasley: Straight & He/Him

Hermione Granger: Bicurious & She/Her

Luna Lovegood: Lesbian, Ace Spec, Demigirl & They/it/ she

Ginny Weasley: Lesbian & She/Her

[reid-supremacist]

Ron: did you hear Draco’s sleeping with a gryffindor?!

Hermione: yeah, I also heard he’s gay as well

Ron: Harry did you know about this?

Harry: *unknowingly wearing a slytherin tie*

Ron: WHAT IS THAT YOURE WEARING?!?

Harry: huh? Oh umm this, well I- you see- uhhh…

Ron: YOURE SLEEPING WITH MALFOY?!?

Harry: uhhhh

Ron: YOURE A BLOODY GIT DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

[reid-supremacist]

Emily: *lying there half dead trying to fix her hair*

JJ: Emily, what are you doing!? the more you move the more blood you’re losing!

Emily: can’t die with my hair looking like this, gotta be able to pull some bitches in the afterlife.

JJ: *whispering* this bitch is actually insane…

[jouskalove]

these are so fun to make

i made two of this one because I couldn’t decide