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@reinarambles
Showing funny memes to your mom
wait a second im sexy
me when I cycle from depressed to manic
Facts about capybaras, blessed or cursed. I'm betting nothing is cursed about them.
when two male capybaras have a dominance tussle, they rear up and try to shove each other over, sometimes while biting each other on the lips!
it might look like a cuddle and a smooch, but it’s actually a test of wills.
Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours
……… fuck.
I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals
Bee: *is present*
Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids
Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this
Dog: *Bark bark bark*
Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption
Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??
Fly: *hums*
Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*
DUM-E: *Beep boops*
Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend
Tony: For what?
Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.
Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor
same energy
I forgot about this one too
the four horsemen
Amazing cat tree made by Robert Rogalski
@copperbadge
I have built trees like this before in scene design work! It’s tempting :D
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
Keep in mind that there is almost always a third option, most especially when the person talking is vague about what, precisely, it is that you “won’t do.”
If it’s noodles, pour them on your sister instead of on her computer, or if the noodles are quite hot, pour them on her pillow or in a great spattering arc around her room.
If you have a supervillain at gunpoint and *they* say you’re “too good” and “won’t do it,” shoot them in the leg/foot or the shoulder. The former allows them to think they’re right while you lower the gun only to be confronted with sudden understanding and regret when you blow their metatarsals to kingdom come, while the latter is instant and avoids giving them even a moment’s satisfaction or any time to charge you while you’re lowering the gun to shoot them in the leg.
Door Number Three usually exists and is often your friend. Endeavor to cultivate awareness thereof.
Ethical dillemas are rarely reducible down to a clear binary.
This series of posts reads like a drunken discussion between Wade, Colossus and Negasonic
If you say have a nice day nobody will think twice about it but if you say enjoy the next 24 hours they will probably feel threatened
The amount of cuddling I desire is infinite
when i get my paycheck and its $3 more than usual
My roomba is scared of thunderstorms
I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles
I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap
Humans will pack bond with anything.
I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. “If something’s in a damaged box I have to get it because I’m afraid no one else will love it,” she laughed nervously.
Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers.
I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said “is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?” And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.
I saw this post once but IT GOT EVEN BETTER
Pre-nap me: gosh I'm just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap
Post-nap me: why.... Why do I exist in this world.... How do I know what is real... What is the truth.... I'm so thirsty
The Shovel was literally A groundbreaking invention.
Consider - What if U wasn’t a bot made by Tony, but Rhodey?
When Tony and Rhodey were roommates back in MIT, Tony was so proud of his first bot. DUM-E wasn’t the smartest bot around, but he was Tony’s. He was the first robot that Tony painstakingly spent all of his free time making after long hours of class and labs.
Tony was so proud of him and even brought him to their senior level robotics class. But when the rest of the students pulled out their fancy robots that didn’t hit walls or knock over cups when they went to pick them up…Tony was embarassed as DUM-E twirled in the corner.
Rhodey watched in anger as their classmates laughed and gave pittying looks to Tony as DUM-E spun in a wide circle once again.
“He’s special Tones,” Rhodey declared, “The rest of them don’t have their own personalities. DUM-E is one of a kind.”
Tony shrugged as he ignored another snicker from the corner, arms crossed over his chest as he curled up into himself as he moved himself and DUM-E to the side.
So for the next week, Rhodey skipped all of his classes. Thankfully, Tony was distracted thanks to his labs, so Rhodey took over the workshop. Rhodey meticulously worked day and night, barely coming up to breath much less eat and sleep.
Even Tony started to get a bit worried about him, but Rhodey shook him off with a smile. “I’m working on something. You’ll see in a while.”
At the end of the week, Rhodey presents his newest bot to Tony and DUM-E.
“U is his name, and while he isn’t as good as DUM-E was at holding things,” said Rhodey, “but he sometimes gets really excited when you pull over the fire extinguisher.”
Both Rhodey and Tony held back laughter as they watched DUM-E move onto showing U how to knock over the shelves. Rhodey nudged Tony with a grin. “So? What do you think?”
Tony watched, utterly charmed, as U and DUM-E excitedly back and forth. “He’s adorable Rhodey.”
Rhodey threw his arms over Tony’s shoulders. “Exactly! He’s just as special and unique as DUM-E. Special.”
Tony sucked in a breath, biting his lips before nodding. “Special.”
Rhodey squeezed Tony’s shoulders. “Well I’m glad DUM-E likes him. He’s gonna have to be a good big brother after all. We’ve got no room, so both of them are gonna have to keep each other company in the workshop.”
Tony brightened. “Oh DUM-E won’t be as lonely!”
Years later, right before Rhodey ships off for his first tour, Tony and Rhodey found themselves in the workshop once again. “You take care of him for me.”
Tony nodded solemnly, staring at U waving next to DUM-E in the corner. “I will.”
Rhodey huffed, ruffling Tony’s hair with a smirk. “I wasn’t talking to you. Did you get that DUM-E? Make sure to keep an eye on both of them.”
DUM-E preened as he beeped in excitement, nudging U with his claw.
Bad Boys
This is magical in an entirely different way.