ElTRk Barbarella

forever followed by the number eleven

[knownqueerbaiter]

[ubering to the club]

ilya: it is 2010s hits night so i hope they play lots of ke$ha

shane: i didn’t know kesha had songs other than the tik tok one

ilya: i can tell you are not pronouncing dollar sign.

[mysimspc]

[pseudophan]

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day is finally getting to just play <3

[hunybody]

“ilya should have been more patient with shane prioritizing his career and staying in the closet” probably technically true. sure. probably also TREMENDOUSLY out of character for a guy who left his home country and traumatic family situation behind at the age of 18. like i fundamentally do not think he would understand why shane would stay when he didn’t have to. he is a very empathetic guy but i think that mental state is a little beyond him and therefore he can’t find patience for it. because to him it’s like…. Okay so you stay here and nothing changes for ten years and you’re miserable every day because they hate you for everything you are. he is fundamentally a Guy Who Got Out and he CANNOT understand why shane wants to be a Guy Who Stays Trapped.

[scunthotter]

💫 headcanon for rose!

Rose is a gay trans man just waiting for someone to crack his egg. She's listening to Shane talk about his relationship with Ilya and is getting so guilty about how it makes her wetter than any het porn she's ever watched. One day she works on a film with Elliot Page and they get to talking about gender and 🐣 the third Landry brother is born.

send me a character OR a ship and i will respond with one (1) random headcanon about them 💫

[ily-a]

HEATED RIVALRY | 1.01

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[naturalpr3y]

lrb ilyas like its okay ive shown a deeply intimate soft part of myself that i have been keeping safe and immediately i was rejected by someone who ive been playing a careful game of whats too far with… i finally did it i finally went too far asked for too much egg on my face!!!!! but its okay im ilya rozanov im cool im hot im sexy i fuck . and hes looking in the mirror like I GAF I GAFFFFFF I CANT HELP IT I GAFFFFFFFF shane is so far in denial hes able to keep his life on its axis and i have to deal with the humiliation of being HEARTBROKEN ABOUT IT

[facelessoldgargoyle]

via @mybloodstream-caffeine

#Ilya fucking sick to his stomach because he gaf... #also when you add Dom/sub to this it's like Okay he'd literally let me do anything to him sexually and he loves it he eats it up #but if I show him my fragile white underbelly he sprints to the door. awesome. cool

Hey take me out back and shoot me next time, yeah? As a favor to a pal.

I was thinking about how it seems like the only flavor of dom drop this fandom can conceive of is guilt, and how this is an interesting window into another flavor, which is resentment. From Ilya’s perspective, he has been instrumentalized for Shane’s gratification. This is a pretty common failure mode, where doms are not accorded the same interiority as other people. There’s less discussion of aftercare for doms, there’s wide ignorance of the mindset (thinking of that one anon @/ahotknife got asking how to write from the top’s perspective), and there’s less consideration for the vulnerability involved.

I think this is particularly painful for Ilya, who is instrumentalized by his family for his money and by hockey for his body. Shane is instrumentalizing him for his sexuality, and what’s left? He’s doled out every part of himself.

I think this is interesting to dig into! I don’t think Ilya feels guilt for his inclinations; he reads as very self-assured. I’d love to see more exploration of his resentment, and I’d love to more about how Shane’s care for him treats this wound.

[clickbeetle]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

[clickbeetle]

[shakespeareaddict]

ao3 tagging isn’t always intuitive and some tags are highly subjective but some are really really not. If I see “mutual baby trapping” I’m expecting two people in a situationship who’d rather engage in absurd manipulations and shenanigans to obtain a baby rather than communicate clearly “hey I want to be serious with you”; if they’re *already talking about marriage and kids* then it’s not babytrapping. If I see Underage I am expecting at least one Mrated scene with a minor, not “two teens kiss but don’t even get to second base”. If I see the big Rape/Noncon tag and then the authors note says “the Rape tag is cause they have sex while A is slightly drunk” then I am backing out of the fic and never trusting your tagging again!

Like! Tagging is for two populations—the people who explicitly want to see X and the people who explicitly don’t want to see X—and neither population is served by overtagging! If there was a fic tagged, idk, “Swedish Politics” because in one throwaway line someone mentions Sweden has political parties, I’d be upset if I was looking for Swedish Politics and this was all that came up. And I’d be just as upset if I was filtering out fics with Swedish Politics and missed the perfect fic that was overtagged!

[crunchymayo]

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

[finelytaylored]

no it’s fine I wanted to cry today 😭 (x)

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[yo-its-matt]

world heritage post

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

Reading this post is like walking into a civil war reenactment only to realize you accidentally time travelled to the real civil War

[suriandtaal]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[twirlingfreckles]

like fuck…. Who is gonna give Rose Landry her “babe, there might be a reason why you only like dating gay guys” talk because they can’t give it to himself