Slowly Accepting That I Don't Know What I'm Doing

She/Her | I couldn't be more pan if I tried | I kinda just nerd out all over the place and try my best 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[pluralwizard]

Had a dream where this became the new meme for a bit

[catgirl-kaiju]

Did I do it right?

[pluralwizard]

You did it perfectly.

[thitkoh]

@lipid

[lelouch]

[lelouch]

[darngoodmead]

[jackslenderman]

[montereybayaquarium]

[femmepathy]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

[whereforeartthougender]

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

[obsidiancreates]

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

[lazygravez]

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

[phantomchick]

The spirit of the show really does live on

[latinotiktok]

[yo-its-matt]

c- cow bender......

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[alice-jpeg]

supernatural where everything is the same but cas dresses like this

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

if i say i’m a leftist don’t ask me what branch of leftism do i follow or what old white male revolutionary scholars i have read just know that i want everyone to eat food every day and i’m vibing

[communistkenobi-archive]

absolutely mind-boggling that favreau created a character as good as din djarin

[communistkenobi-archive]

you couldn’t make a character less close to a male power fantasy if you tried. this man routinely loses fights, most of which he does not even start. he’s incredibly socially passive and polite to everyone he meets. on multiple occasions women have explained basic concepts to him that the audience is already well-familiar with and his only response is “wow you are very nice. I think we should be friends”. his hobbies include sleeping in his chair and bothering his infant son with dad jokes. he doesn’t use his reputation as a scary warrior to harass people or impress anyone. he barely ever loses his temper or lashes out, and when he does it’s because people are actively trying to murder him. if anyone tries to flirt with him it either doesn’t register or he jumps out of the nearest window because he can’t process someone forwarding genuine affection in his direction. he has zero aspirations for conquest or power of any kind. literally all he does is walk around with his kid and help people. sometimes I think I’m hallucinating this entire show but it is in fact extremely real

[monstersnmoney-deactivated20210]

he stood in the rain and rolled around in puddles  it’s possibly the cutest thing EVER

[solarmidnight-deactivated202209]

The costume team: And a little dirt to add a smidge of character. :)

Henry, about to go bellyflop in a puddle: Yeah thanks. 

[jaubaius]

If i was his dad I’d be proud too.

Chuck Berry Junior on fb: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=724883231709786

[insomniac-arrest]

The Mandalorian is taking the “lone wolf, I work alone, I don’t make friends” irony trope and knocking it up to 200.

Oh, you want to stoically do your bounty hunting job by yourself?? Too bad. Here’s 125 new bests friends and a son. We’re building community whether you like it or not. See you at the PTA meeting later, bitch.

[apermanentsituation]

op, that is an excellent tag and should be a part of this post

[memewhore]

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS UPSETTING

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[queenpotatothegreat]

Posts that make you check the news

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

No greater betrayal than waking up after 9 hours of sleep and your body is sore. Like bitch I spent last night sleeping where the fuck were you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*wakes up dehydrated & achey* bitch what did you DO

[whitepeopletwitter]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i’m done… goodbye cruel world *turns into a stone* *u toss me into a lake* *i sink to the bottom* *i erode over the years* *i return to the surface* *a young girl finds me and brings me home* *i am placed on a shelf in her bedroom* *i am loved for decades* 

[hyrule-geographic]

Pro tip: you can use your horse to hide from guardians

[drtanner]

Fucking wild that people are still discovering new tech in this game.

[failgirl-freestyle]

who knew that the technologically advanced spider turrets had the object permeance of a toddler

[demonius-darkblade]

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

[clayboy2000-deactivated20210427]

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

[violencevoyager-deactivated2022]

bugs bunny is not real 

[zvaigzdelasas]