thief, vagabond, hunter, loser,

what do you call someone who makes cold coffee. a brrrista (they)

[winged-void]

does a cute pose despite it all

[captain-price-returns]

Weird how so many countries elected extreme far right leaders and simultaneously all of those countries with said far right leaders are experiencing historic economic collapse.

[captain-price-returns]

Yen Hits Four-Decade Low in Historic Slide That’s Rattled Japan

The yen slid to its weakest level against the dollar since 1986, a milestone that will generate unease in Japan and put traders on high aler

81 percent of young Americans say economic conditions are bad or terrible: Survey

A recent survey by Generation Lab found that more than 8 in 10 young adults rate economic conditions in the U.S. as either bad or terrible.

Argentine Economy Contracted in April as Uneven Growth Persists

Argentina’s economy contracted in April after a short-lived rebound the previous month, underscoring a trend of uneven growth more than half

[astronomifier]

[thegreatgoatby]

some more jax abstraction hair expressions

[lumsel]

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Two limits! You can have a maximum of 4,096,000 characters in 1 [one] tumblr post. I would work out how many combinations this is, but 26^6,000 is already considered to be "Infinity" by most calculators, and a program I wrote threw an error code.

26^95,000 is already over 134,000 characters long - which would take 33 different text blocks to convey via tumblr. Whenever somebody says we're running out of posts, don't forget that tumblr is needlessly designed for MASSIVE amounts of information [no matter how detrimental it may be for mobile phones].

There are SOME works of fanfiction which are lengthy enough that you couldn't fit the whole thing into one tumblr post, but this is enough to fit Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy in it about 14 times over.

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Don't hide that in the tags

[thewolfofthestars]

The Lord of the Rings is generally my go-to measuring stick for "long-ass pieces of text", so I must additionally point out that, if written out optimally, about 2 full Lord of the Ringses would fit into one Tumblr post, apparently.

Though I'm not certain if that character count includes spaces, unfortunately, as I got that figure by googling "how many letters are in lord of the rings" and came upon a TikTok that counted the number of letter characters in LotR in order to figure out how many Spaghettios cans would be needed to re-write the entire thing, if one were to cut and paste each individual letter from the cans blackmail-letter style.

For those curious, the numbers are 2,261,081 letters in LotR, which calculates out to 8,795 cans of Spaghettios needed, which would cost about $12,225.

What a way to start my day. The internet truly is a beautiful place.

[jv]

Hey! Guy who programmed most of the core pieces of the editor here!

So, those are the theoretical limits, yeah. But in practice, the editor is not even close to be optimized to handle these kinds of huge posts: there is a point, far far away from the size of the lord of the rings, that your browser would just crash.

So if you are planning to post long fanfiction, or anything, you better work on something that's optimized for long form (locally, or some alternative to Google docs) and then post in chunks.

So no, Tumblr is not designed to support these massive posts. It's theoretically possible, but that never was a real scenario we were trying to support

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey! Guy who programmed

most of the core pieces of

the editor here!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[yon3arts]

idk if I've shown you guys my sonas, but I decided to put them up in the artfight and I have all the pics ready, so here we go

I'm YonYonYon, so of course I have 3 of me. Yon-1 the og is this thing

This is a PNGtuber I tried to use, but PNGTuber Plus kept crashing when I was playing big games so I don't use it anymore

Sketches and an explanation how the tail works. Once upon a time, I tried to give my sona, who's a spider demon, a big spider butt but it was so awkward I hated it. A solution was to make a normal-sized tail that could widen

Yon-2 is an anime gal

She is my failed attempt at making a VTuber model, and since most of the VTubers are anime gals she is in anime style too

Full body sketch. The tail works the same way

But she has a demon face, unlike Yon-1

Yon-3 is an anime guy

I more of a guy than a gal, so of course there must be a masc version too. It's always like this. He was supposed to be an another PNGtuber, but with less moving parts so he's more lightweight

But I wanted to compensate with more expressive poses, so I made my life harder and couldn't finish the project

You've already seen my vroid model. It was easier to make than drawing 12 PNGtuber poses, even if I don't have 4 arms as it is in the original design

Their bodies under the clothes

The hands and feet

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[segamascott]

segamascoot is "feeling himself" and having a "ki"

[segamascott]

who tf is segamascoot

[segamascoot]

Feeling myself and having a ki what's not to get

[segamascott]

[sumrot]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[juney-blues]

[catharticsickness]

own take on megarai

[mayalunanova]

Some of my works from last year that I didn't finish or didn't like enough to post (almost all of them are from pokemon), maybe next year I'll leave less unfinished models 🤞

[riverthegremlin]

What if pikachu was raichu and Pawmot

[ferncloud]

flyer illustration for ravefurrest