this isn't just a dry rehearsal

Rena 28, any pronouns, pansexual Whatever strikes my fancy can pop up here, including occasional nsfw content and frequent feminism

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[darthmelyanna]

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

[humming-fly]

bonus gag from late last night:

[writerdragon]

I have watched a Normal amount of unofficial Wizard stageshows. For the like five people besides me who like Wizard please have this evil copy fight from this Dr*ve stageshow. I love how they're trying to disguise how one of the suit actors is slightly shorter hehe.

[danigami]

I posted it on my other account but here , have a version with a little extra!

[prokopetz]

Inverted Animal Crossing where you play as the fuzzy alien "mayor" of a community of ostensibly human villagers, with the unstated meta premise that this is a game made by whatever species the player character is, from a developer who's only ever read about humans and never actually met one.

[prokopetz]

Sometimes you'll bump into a villager who's clearly the product of the dev getting fiction by humans mixed up with scholarship about humans, like your neighbour is just randomly a Klingon or something, which the writing seems to be convinced is, like, a country on Earth?

[prokopetz]

There's a whole category of pointy-eared but otherwise unremarkable villagers who the character profiles consistently identify as "French".

[sindar-princeling]

Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do

[perihelions-babyteeth]

I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have “fairy blood” which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who’s unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don’t hve extra pointy ears and elves don’t have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother’s side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents.

Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.

[toothybj]

Dog Date

[zongzhii]

new favorite astral express dynamic dropped

[thelostpretzel]

don't worry guys she's taking him to therapy

[stuckinapril]

I’m fine

[stuckinapril]

I need divine intervention

[judasisgayriot]

Has to be one of the best passages of a book I’ve read in a long time

[xekstrin]

​it’s not an understatement to say I think about this all the time

[yuzuuu4]

(2.1 spoilers) bluff

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[mirukupowda]

[mirukupowda]

[u3pxx]

i must say I'm used to being inspected by the ladies… but this is the first time i've felt this way with a man.

like this art? it's a print, here! | like what i do? support me on ko-fi!

happy klapollo day! you know.. besides the two other klapollo days i made up as an excuse to draw more klapollo pftt happy people park day! first time i've felt this way with a man day! first meetings day! (it has many names alright pftt)

but ig an explanation since i see some people are confused adfdgd ok so. think of 6/15 as kind of like whatever date unnecessary feelings day is for nrmt and 9/2 and 2/9 as the 7/3 + 3/7 days equivalent

like they're all klapollo days and i've no qualms about you if for you their first meeting is their day (ngl i did have like a sudden anxious thought like "oh god was i too annoying by imposing different klapollo days???" gfdg oops)

but yeahg! hope you have fun looking at whatever it is i put in the background boxes! and i know this is a klapollo piece but trucy might be my favorite part here pftt <33

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