hyperfixation hotspot 🔥

I'm a 37 year old lunatic with a slight obsession and a dirty mind.

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[starknstarwars]

Me opening up the half-finished draft of my ‘narratively creative’ Conclave fanfic:

[worldscoolest]

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

sigh

[theashesofthefirststar]

[roseeblue]

so heartwarming to see armand and daniel engaging with eachothers hobbies (evil journalism and dismemberment) this episode

[sillystigmata]

Feeling normal.

[medicinallyvampiric]

Personally, I was under the impression that we ALL wanted him to fuck the old man. Because we too want to fuck the old man. I thought it was a given that this old man (for some reason) is INCREDIBLY fuckable, and that EVERYONE (irl and in universe) wants to fuck his damn brains out but NOBODY wants to do it more than the 500+ year old sociopathic twink who tortured him for a week straight in the 70’s. I don’t even watch the show and I know all of this, HOW ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHING THE SHOW NOT GETTING THIS??!

[skyrigel]

[slivensays]

[dark-eyedcupid]

imagine being called a bottom twink by the kid who moaned when you telekinesis-ed him to his knees in the 70s. armand should be worse

[bigtittygothmom666]

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[bebx]

[preacherboyd]

The Vampire Lestat | The Devil's Road

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[reneetje]

Writing fanfiction out of spite.

[top-cheese]

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.