Whoever made that prophecy, your mom's a hoe!

"It all started when my dad met my stepmom, and they fell in love, and tried to kill me. Hi, I'm Renfri. And my life? It's kinda crazy" A Tumblr for witcher headcanons and ideas :S

[kitttenteeth]

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

[s1ut-pup]

“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back

[noblesse-raeva]

[mondfuchs]

Just picked up a free office chair from a local advertisements group and I'm now sitting on it while riding home on the tram. Most comfortable spot in the whole tram, only downside is I roll away every time we're going around curves

[renfricrey]

"It's the same as having a bisexual character always end up in a "straight" relationship. YES it happens and is totally normal, but since it is a CHARACTER written by someone, it's not out of scope to think there may be an agenda."

Take horrible. If you have no idea, better not talk.

Shut the fuck up

[brandyllyn]

I'm going to need y'all to preemptively chill out because the actor's strike is going to mean a lot of things including shows and movies we've been anticipating being pushed way back, and absolutely minimal press tours for the next however long this lasts.

The effects of the writer's strike are months down the road which made it a whole lot easier to support because as third parties we weren't really being affected (yet), the effect of the actor's strike is going to be immediate and we're going to get a lot more propaganda of "these people are overpaid to begin with."

Remember our desire for content does not supersede these people's rights to live.

Support unions, support the strikes.

[renfricrey]

MAAAAAAKE YOUR OWN KIND OF MUSIC

[renfricrey]

The risk I took wasn't calculated. I'm actually very good at math but I just didn't calculate.

[andreii-tarkovsky]

vvitch better have my money

[andreii-tarkovsky]

payeth me what thee owe me

[andreii-tarkovsky]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

this is black phillip, the money goat! reblog in 10 sec and money will come your way so you can live deliciously

[bando--grand-scamyon]

reblogging to live deliciously

[ro-zden]

Hi everyone, my cat has been missing since Tuesday (19 Jul.) afternoon and she hasn't been seen in the area since Wednesday (20 Jul.) evening. I'm so worried she's no longer in the area anymore but I'm doing my best to bring her back with scent lures and her food. Everyone is getting flyers and notices to look out for her, the microchip company know she is missing, and the local vet know the situation, just in case. I'm not sure if anyone can do more to help than I'm already doing, but could you please keep her in your thoughts? She's an indoor-only cat and terrified, and I only want her home with me where she's safe. Thank you x

[renfricrey]

2500 likes!

I have no life

[calware]

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

[calware]

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

Not to be mean but they’re right. None of these would ever fit together

[lizluvscupcakes]

They’re DISGUSTING, op. I’m sorry, it’s better you hear it here than have your grandma say she likes your clothes.

[calware]

i actually disagree! not to bring back a certain children's hospital and say "it's literally color theory" unironically, but... it's literally color theory. both of these color palettes are virtually complimentary and look pretty nice together

youve got reds, greens, and blues:

and purples, blues, yellows, and oranges:

(you'll have to click on the images to see the full thing, i don't want to put them one after the other and make this post even longer than it already is. sorry for the low resolution im doing this on my phone)

of course there's variation in the values and saturation, but imo that's a bit of a given ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[calware]

wait actually fuck this post. what the hell is going on between you two

[nerves-nebula]

not to re-rail a post that OP himself intentionally derailed but I wanted to try out the palettes. The first one is made with the Girl Colors with no changes made to the values/saturation.

i think its ok. 

The second one I tweaked the saturation and values a to my liking. Both are very low effort but as you can see I kinda got into the second one. Anyway I really like orange/purple/yellow as a color scheme so I had fun with this 

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[calware]

this post was made less than 24 hours ago

[luahecate]

im so confused-

[st4rguy]

Me too

[fuckyeahamphibia]

What is even going on

[milly-the-devil]

Udbeheje omgg

[fuckyeahamphibia]

WAIT GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Look very closely at the last 4 people who added something.

Whats the common thing?

Its them

[calware]

why did you tag this as amphibia

[thedudewithfivenames-deactivate]

im confused, why are we separating boy and girl colors?/genq

[headfirstforiero]

i love this thread

[neptr-the-alien]

Nature is healing. Nobody commented on the colours being homestuck characters

[calware]

does anyone want anything from mcdonalds

[leo60228]

nuggets 10-pack with buffalo sauce

[calware]

nugget machine broke ☹️

[stabbyapologist]

I despise pink. It's from getting everything as a kid in PINK. I. like. BLUE

[calware]

ok

[crayongirl]

can i have the girls happy meal toy

[chishiyas-wig]

can i get a burger and fries

[renfricrey]

I am on a diet you insensitive toad

[renfricrey]

I hate myself

[renfricrey]

[dogdayafternoon1975]

[lizardlicks]

coming from an evangelical background, I can tell you also that "you are what you consume, garbage in garbage out," is a mentality HEAVILY propagated throughout evangelical communities, so if you also come from the same kind of background, it's time to start unpacking that.

[renfricrey]

Bless this

[cinematv]

THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL 4.01 Rumble on the Wonder Wheel

[nudityandnerdery]

Hey, uh, Midge, just to clarify here. You’re talking about how you lost your spot on a tour, right? The spot you lost because you knew the headlining comedian was a gay Black man, who had been assaulted because he was gay, who had told you he was afraid that he would lose his career if it was known he was gay… And you performed a routine talking about him, including jokes based around him being gay? Midge, you’re not the victim here, you fucked up.

[renfricrey]

I like it like this. Midge is a fucking goose and she IS selfish and mean and self absorbed- among her good qualities she also has many bad ones. And I prefer to watch a well written goose than to have another story of a pretty white savior.

And honestly the fact that Midge is the one that fixed him up when he got assaulted is even better. Shows how fucking blind she is. She absolutely is not a victim here and I love the show for it.

Fact is that the show isn't justifying her. This is a consistent character trait of hers. And I love the good writing.

For all the stuff I love about Midge (most things I WANT that Midge has; brains, beauty, talent, charm with men, pretty clothes, privileged life) she really deserves to be smacked by wet towels.

[renfricrey]

Crash?

[yehudah]

totally normal and not deranged thing to say

[arcanescavenger]

For those who didnt realize it wasn't just a blanket statement, but actually made sense