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[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[sighinastorm]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

[winterswake]

You couldn’t just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone!

SHREK 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury and Conrad Vernon  Holding Out for a Hero performed by Jennifer Saunders as the Fairy Godmother

[hapalopus]

Pros of having ADHD:

Can track prey for hours without losing focus

Special interest: basket weaving

Always fidgeting - banging rocks together and discovers flint-knabbing

Distracted by berries

Stimming by making noises, discovers the sksksk that lures out squirrels

Can't sleep at night, great at guarding the cave while family sleeps

Sensitive senses means discovering and refusing to eat rotten/poisonous food

Sees bird eat nut - impulsively tries it too and discovers that nuts taste good

Cons of having ADHD:

Can't do homework

Impulse buys

Can't use a calendar

Can't sit still in classroom

[smute]

born in the wrong generation

[specificfuckery]

[lyrapuppy]

Well fuck

[viinnttaaggee]

[moonspiracy]

Rami Malek's identical twin Sami dresses up as a cowboy to protest during the teachers strike in LA

[friendraichu]

damn we really in the wildest timeline huh

[sanpellegrinopussy]

Love this concept and yes to teachers rights but can I please be dp'ed by Rami and Sami

[babyanimalgifs]

[switching-to-glide]

Can’t reblog this enough.

[bluestatesaint]

Not the way I figured it would turn out, but I learned something here.

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

This is called Trophic Cascade in ecology.

[mierac]

This was controversial when they released the wolves, as I recall. There were complaints about the wolves being dangerous to tourists, that they would actually damage the park and kill so much wildlife no one would want to go anymore. 

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[defeating-trump-again-again-dea]

They apparently don’t know anything about Islam. Or even much about their own religion.

[mars-the-4th-planet]

For those who dont get the joke, Islam does not allow for physical representation of the prophet Mohammed. This includes statues.

[remo-ny]

[ziseviolet]

Traditional Chinese jewelry.

[de-lafayettes]

Clickbait Article: You MUST Watch This HILARIOUS Prank!

Ella (from Ella Enchanted): Fuck.

[glumshoe]

Oh shit!!! The little thief that keeps ransacking my porch and eating my decorative corn is a fucking blonde!

Dammit! I wasn’t expecting you to be a beautiful rarity!

[glumshoe]

god this is the same asshole who keeps KNOCKING ON MY WINDOWS and rattling the doors at all hours of the night and driving my dogs crazy

I walked out on the porch and told her to get her own damn house and what did she do? she just sat there and chewed at me! no respect! no respect at all!

she’s too beautiful to be angry with.

[glumshoe]

excuse me!!! that was my beautiful corn! it’s not for eating!

after she finished eating my corn she wandered around the porch (WHILE I was standing there in the doorway and just... TOUCHED everything. touched it all over with her wicked little hands, like a spiteful Conservative woman who doesn’t believe in COVID-19 and spreads her DNA over every surface to own the libs.

she picked up the dogs’ tennis ball, examines my parents’ ashtray, played with the lid of the empty terrarium I JUST finished cleaning, and yanked on the dog tether we put Scully on when we’re sitting on the porch.

[glumshoe]

HEY

STOP DOING THIS

I have gone out and chased her off into the woods FOUR TIMES and she immediately comes back to TOUCH ALL MY STUFF and EAT MY PRETTY CORN

[medievalthymes]

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

[medievalthymes]

if you’re an internet friend it comes in the form of memes at 2am

[anxietyproblem]

Follow @anxietyproblem

[coldcanadianwinters]

Damn didn’t have to call me out this hard

[jorgead94]

They all get me so well

[creative-cha0s]

called outtttt

[thesassybunnies]

“My sisters cat doesn’t like leafy greens but pretends to eat them to make her bunny feel comfortable“ 

(via)

[the-pigeon-king]

Cats are social eaters!!! Straight up pretending to eat bc wants to feel involved.

[todaysbird]

remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!

[sovereignslash]

Doves are just pigeons with white privilege

[sour-charity]

Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?

[tawghasa]

This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.

[stereofeathers]

You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[oheejun-archive]

does anyone remember that like...tweet about BP corrupting bts and killing Chanyeol

[oheejun-archive]

JFJSKJG FAVE

[softxhao]

[mysharona1987]