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[arora-kayd]

These kids with their new fangled yaoi animes.

In my day we had Gravitation and Ai no Kusabi.

They hurt your soul. And we liked it.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via lowghen)

[avatar-14]

MAKE HIM REGRET

*spec prep*

BEING BORN

*spec prep*

[shimmersing]

So my husband tells a story about a guy he worked with at his first job. They’d regularly go to a Thai restaurant near their office - one of those really legit places where grandma is the chef. So the guy says one day to their server, looks this girl dead in the eye, and says “You can’t make it hot enough.”

Server gives him this look like “your funeral” and takes the order to the kitchen. GRANDMA COMES OUT AND LOOKS AT THIS POOR WHITE BOY, shakes her head, and goes back in the kitchen.

When the dish comes out, it’s a solid mass of just RED. Dudes at the table are dying just sitting near it. This guy tries his damnedest, gets about five bites in, and can’t do it. Mr You-cant-make-it-hot-enough was fucking obliterated by Chef Grandma.

And to add insult to injury, they replaced the dish for him, and GRANDMA BRINGS IT OUT, gives him a look and shakes her head.

I think there’s a reasonable chance this was his receipt.

[endangered-justice-seeker]

louder than million words

[00jinx]

what the fu…????

[yemme]

No matter what the story is prior to this approach, a gun drawn and hidden is unwarranted.  If you are this dumb and scared hand in your badge and gun.

[nabyss]

ugh

[thenatsdorf]

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[slimegargoyle]

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

[sggxv]

What the fuck does that even mean?

[slimegargoyle]

30 thousand women seem to get it

[d1av]

source: [x]

[revealmyselfinvincible]

[writing-prompt-s]

Extremists kidnapped an American journalist in Iraq. They are about to execute this poor soul, named Clark Kent.

[jadensilver]

Imagine him trying to talk them out of it just so they won’t find out his identity when they’re inevitably unable to kill him. And he succeeds and it turns into this story of this brave journalist who convinced his captors to let him go. 

[thevoidfarer]

Or Bruce sees this on the news and is just rubbing his temples and sighing before going to “save” him or asking someone else to do it. And this turns out that this scenario happens very often to the Man of Steel.

“Alfred, I’m going to the Middle East before terrorists find out Clark is Superman.”

“Is it Tuesday already, Master Bruce?”

[fuck-customers]

Funny story from the other night:

A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter.  He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee.  They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning.  Three minutes later the dad walks up to the counter again, so I stop cleaning and walk over to greet him again.

As I’m in the middle of saying “hi” he cuts me off and says “Water.”

Not “Can I get a glass of water, please?” not “Where can I get water?” not even a confused “water?” like he’s not sure how to get water in this cafe.  Just a single word demand.

I work in silicon valley, so I’m kind of used to techies talking to me like I’m Siri or Alexa, but it still always drives me crazy when they do this.  Like, I don’t even care about the “please” anymore, I just want people to talk to me in complete sentences.  So I get the guy a cup of water, and he sits back down. 

As I’m about to go back to cleaning I hear his daughter go “Daddy, you did that WRONG.  You have to say ’CAN I have a glass of water PLEASE’”

My jaw hit the ground.  The dad suddenly became flustered and tried coming up with excuses “I-I said please…” “No you didn’t!” “Well she was busy…. I didn’t want to bother her…..” “You still got to be polite!”

When they were done eating the dad brought the dishes back to the counter and said “Thank you so much!” It’s amazing how fast someone’s manners can improve when a 3 year old calls them out.

Shout out to whoever is teaching that little girl manners, because you know it’s not her dad.  I hope she never stops calling rude people out.

[vintage-katie]

My forever mood is Judge Aquilina tossing aside Larry Nassar’s letter like the actual trash that it is

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I watched this footage today and this was some wrath of the gods of Olympus shit that went down holy damn

If she’d demanded his liver be flung into Cerberus’s food dish I wouldn’t have been surprised

[weavemama]

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

[weavemama]

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

[weavemama]

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

thor: i fell into a cauldron of respect women juice when i was a baby and that’s why im so big and strong now!

[haggord]

odin creating thor

[aimmyarrowshigh]

x

[borzboy-deactivated20180510]

[puertohurraco]

[luke-is-very-gay]

Luke Skywalker (1977)

Two mindless porgs (2017)

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]

[dies-first]

he is small and lonely plz give him company

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

they are listening to tunes

[baekun]

d.va wants to join in too

[feywildfox]

jesse isnt sure what theyre doing but he’s having a Good Time

[jara257]

dad says party’s over, why aren’t all of you moving the payload??

[danninekoshirosaki-deactivated2]

This is about the cutest post I have seen of Overwatch.

[captainbible]

Winston made sure to get everyone on the payload and keep them safe

[mechenthusiast-blog]

Agent hanzo, reporting for duty! Keeping an eye on the payload from afar.

Also on Mccree

[deadzoan]

LET HIM IN LET HIM IN HES TOO SQUISHY TO BE ALONE

[seabornsystem-remade-deactivate]

Let her have friends too…

[silentiumlitwicks]

help her up guys she wants to protect you

[huntydraws]

He just wants to make friends. He doesn’t bite. Much.

[ohneato]

Ana in the distance sipping on her tea and admiring her precious family

[rosewaltz-deactivated20180831]

Sombra probably just listening in on whatever they’re talking about

[lychgate]

KINDLY GET THE FUCK OFF MEIN CAR

[luna-mistrunner]

2018 is the year of the dog so I’m out here gently begging 2018 to please, please be a good dog

[lightningbuster]

[arzetweets]