Michaels, Sorkin & Rhimes The Holy Trinity of TV

Chris/29/Gay/UK A blog where a sexually frustrated, Chris Evans obsessed, Television Expert rules as Queen a.k.a Shit posting without tags

[omghotmemes]

[wellthatsjustamess]

It’s the only logical explanation

[fairykukla]

So that’s what the Monster Under The Bed is reduced to these days…

[c-bassmeow]

The economy sucks what do you expect

[msjemmxswift]

jemma realizing she must forget alya vs. jemma remembering alya. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[weaselle]

some graphic designer was on her good good shit that day

[c3rvida3]

When I was like four or five, I guess I didn't know what a wig was, and I would watch SNL and think, "Wow, it must be really hard for them to dye and cut their hair backstage between sketches."

[wedding-shemp]

I used to think that the scene in Phantom Menace where they cut Darth Maul in half was real and they really killed a man to film it, and I thought that they cast a man on death row to play Darth Maul since they were just gonna kill him anyway

[c3rvida3]

Can you FUCKING. IMAGINE.

[breadlesbian]

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

Spy Kids is a national treasure

[behelix]

how dare you talk about spy kids as though it is not the most brilliant franchise ever created

[stoppunchingmyllamaog]

They did Spy Kids cuz Spy Kids fuckin SLAPS. Bad post op

[dashaibo]

Real answer: because Robert Rodriguez’s experience working with Tarantino lead to him developing a way to make movies with essentially no budget AND made him a lot of friends in Hollywood, plus he was making these movies specifically for his kids and had such an infectious energy about it, he was a joy to work with and those big-name actors did it almost for free.

[tabbythekouhai-deactivated20201]

So, basically, they did it for fun. Is that it?

[dashaibo]

Yeah, and because it was very little work, the movies were shot in record time almost entirely on greenscreen.

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

What in God’s name is this

[dozy-draconequus-deactivated202]

Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASN’T eating that eggplant….

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

this keeps getting worse

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[pasdecoeur]

gay people: historically, we’ve always existed.

the cishets: *shit themselves in confusion*

[antifainternational]

We are sharing some of our favourite gifs each day this month for Antifa International’s fifth anniversary. Today: Nazi monuments being destroyed after the defeat of Nazi Germany.

[coldwetdarkpainful]

that took a turn...

[porterr-robinson]

[sirfrogsworth]

#bodygoals

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

Literally me cooking

[mooglemain]

you know what? why aren’t there more gay cooking shows 

[matstanford]

Learn how to make a gingerbread house that will get you high.

[fithoneys]

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

I’m the screaming at the last second

[queerandbrown]

cuz im strong

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that a woman named Glenda Blackwell brought a scratch off lottery ticket to prove to her husband that buying lottery tickets was a waster of money and accidentally ended up winning $1 million (x)

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[hashtagloveloses]

AQUAFRESH WASN’T BANNED FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WOODY’S ROUNDUP PEOPLE AND STILL HAD URLs HE TOOK FROM NAZIS AND TUMBLR STAFF WAS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB SO HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM

[itsastoneluigi]

I wasn’t “one of the original”. I WAS the original