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Japanese is an incredibly fun and rewarding language (if youāve ever wanted to learn it for ANY reason, most importantly including the āsillyā reasons) but the fearmongering and capitalist intervention involved in the language learning process have given it a reputation as an āimpossible taskā for English speakers, leading to confusion and dkn learners and weird pessimist attitudes about the whole thing. In this thread I will explain how to effectively learn and retain Japanese. This is a tried, tested and true method; probably 99% of all people who try to learn Japanese give up, but everyone Iāve met who has tried and stuck with this has been at or above N3-N4 after 6 months or less including me
You can teach yourself Japanese for free if you have a little free time every day and a computer
1. Drill yourself on hiragana and katakana. These are the phonetic building blocks of Japanese, think of them as equivalent to english letters. This site is a good resource in general. Once you have a solid grasp on this, DO NOT LINGER HERE; move to step 2. You will master kana later.
2. Download Anki. This is a flashcard service. They have a paid app if youāre willing to invest for it, but if not, they have a mobile website (create an account and sync it with your computer).
This is the deck youāre going to download. Import it to Anki and do this every day. I have learned the hard way (twice) that skipping this is bad. If you become overwhelmed, you can change the number of new cards and reviews by clicking the cog next to the name of the deck!
3. Cure Dolly (Youtube, grammar) + transcript. She has kind of a posh accent, you might want to turn subtitles on. Watch a few videos when you feel like it but most importantly set up 4 and 5 as soon as possible
4. Yomitan (must have) is a browser extension that functions as a pop-up dictionary. you need to install dictionaries for it to work. here are some dictionaries you can use with yomitan and explanations of what they do
5. READ. DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET STUCK BEFORE THIS STEP. JUST READ!!!! Most people who fail to learn Japanese do so because they are afraid of not being ready to move on, which is counterproductive. Just read. When you were a child did you spend years on vocab and grammar before reading? No I bet you did not. Pick something to read and learn what you donāt already know by reading in Japanese.
Jiten.moe has a list of novels and visual novels that you can read on your computer sorted by difficulty. So does jpdb. Thereās also this document. Thereās also this document. Hey look this website is cool too
For visual novels: download LunaHook. It āhooksā to your VN and allows you to use Yomitan on words you donāt know. Turn off the translation feature, it does nothing to help you learn
For literary texts: ttsu e-reader supports epub and htmlz files.
You can also learn Japanese by watching anime, but itās a little more convoluted and requires a lot more patience.
For manga, utilize Mangatan, but I donāt recommend this right out the gate because when youāre first learning sentence structure youāll want something with complete sentences.
Set your computer up for mining vocab before you start reading. Once you finish your kaishi deck, you can drill your mining cards (I didnāt do mine until after finishing kaishi because it was too much).
Most importantly: reading is going to be hard at first. It is going to piss you off. You need to muscle through with this because this is where the bulk of your learning will happen. After a while you will just feel like reading because you love reading! Try not to pick something too hard for your first read, but if youāre interested in the story you might be able to muscle through something a little tougher.
Remember to consult yomitan and cure dolly where needed, thatās what itās there for. As you can see I am quite normal about the Japanese language, so if you have any other questions or need help with anything else feel free to shoot me an ask and I will get back to you promptly. Japanese is not your enemy and it is not impossible. It is your friend
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Japanese Words About Language
Words about language, in Japanese.
čØčŖ ććć language
å¤å½čŖ ććććć foreign language
ęÆå½čŖ ć¼ććć mother tongue (native language)
ęå ćć letter (or character)
åč© ććć noun
åč© ć©ćć verb
åÆč© ćµćć adverb
修飾åÆč© ćć ćććććµćć modifying adverb
å½¢å®¹č© ććććć adjective
éå®ēēØę³ć®å½¢å®¹č© ććć¦ćć¦ćććć»ćć®ććććć qualifying adjective
čØč ććØć° word
ę ć¶ć sentence
I think that the best part about learning a new language is that it effectively doubles your ability to Just Do Whatever. You can buy a book that looks interesting but isn't available in your native language. You can research your favourite topics and have twice the amount of resources as before. You can make new friends. You can laugh at puns that are impossible to translate into any other language. You can ask for help, negotiate, bargain for stuff, stay informed. You can listen to new music and read new poems and be in awe of not just the sound, but the meaning of the words as well. So many new opportunities for you to find joy and be free to do whatever you want!!!
ćē“°ććę„ę¬čŖć³ć¼ćć¼ć é¢č„æå¼åć£ć¦ćæććļ¼ kansai-ben crash course!
since @onigiriforears ćć's seitokai bookclub will be reading å ćę»ćć å¤ for spooky season, i thought i'd do an introductory post on é¢č„æå¼! hikaru is definitely tricky if you don't know any é¢č„æå¼, so i hope this will be a helpful intro for anyone reading/watching the series for the first time. ć»ććććč”ćć§ćļ¼
n.b.: i think the manga uses äøéå¼, and i know more about åęå±±å¼ and 大éŖå¼, so forgive me if anything isn't exactly representative of how they talk in hikaru!
ćé¢č„æå¼ćć£ć¦ē„ć£ćØććļ¼
in japanese class, we generally learn standard japanese, or ęØęŗčŖ(ć²ćććć ćć), which is spoken in tokyo and in higher social registers, like at work. kansai japanese is spoken locally in kansai! the kansai region is on the island of ę¬å· (honshu) and is usually said to contain these prefectures:
hyogo å µåŗ«ē
kyoto* äŗ¬é½åŗ
mie äøéē
nara å„čÆē
osaka* 大éŖåŗ
shiga ę»č³ē
wakayama åęå±±ē
these prefectures all use a noticeably similar variety, aka ę¹čØ/"dialect", of japanese, though there are definitely differences across the region.
just to cover my linguistic bases: "dialect" can be a charged or derogatory term in english. when i use the word "dialect", i use it as a neutral synonym for "variety", meaning a type of some given language (including a regional type, a social type, a historical type, etc.). for this reason, i use "variety" much more often, but ę¹čØ in japanese does literally translate to "dialect". no linguistic variety has any inherent moral, societal, or scientific worth.
as with any non-standard variety/ę¹čØ, usage of é¢č„æå¼ tends to be heavily context-dependent. for example, teachers in the region may use é¢č„æå¼ with each other in the staff room but ęØęŗčŖ during class with older students. similarly, someone using ę¬čŖ (honorific language) will probably not combine it with ę¹čØ. if you speak a non-standard variety of any language, you have probably had similar experiences.
anyway, let's finally get into some of the concrete differences between ęØęŗčŖ and é¢č„æå¼!
*kyoto and osaka here refer to the prefectures (= åŗ "borough"), not the cities, which of course are contained in their respective prefectures.
vocab items
é¢č„æå¼ is famous for certain vocab items (kind of like how "pop" is considered a great lakes regionalism in the us). some words from ęØęŗčŖ are just entirely different words in é¢č„æå¼:
ć ć ā ććć
ę¬å½ ā ć»ćć¾
some words are pronounced differently, or are old-fashioned:
ćć ā ćć
ćć ā ć (sometimes)
čØć ā ćć*
ćć ā ćć** (including in the ć㦠form)
or, some words are frequently abbreviated:
éć ā ć”ćć
ćć ā ćć
é£ćć ā ććć
ććććć ā ćććć
not all of these are é¢č„æå¼-exclusive, but they're all very common in é¢č„æå¼!
*remember, ę¹čØ doesn't usually get combined with ę¬čŖ or äøåƧčŖ, so forms like ćć tend to show up only in the plain form, like čØć£ć ā ćć£ć, but not čØćć¾ćć ā āććć¾ćć.
**eagle-eyed readers may notice ćć is the equivalent of ćć in č¬č²čŖ (humble language). as it turns out, ćć is just the old-fashioned version of ćć which, in other places in the country, only stuck around as a hyper-formal form. neat!
sentence-final particles
conversational (i.e., non-grammatical*) particles may be different, too!
ć ā ć§ććć
ć ā ćŖ
ćććŖćļ¼ ā ć”ććļ¼
ććć** ā ćććććććććć (rough)
ć®ļ¼ ā ćļ¼ (pronunciation allowing, e.g. ā ē„ćććļ¼)
these particles are all optional, but they're some of the most noticeable things about é¢č„æå¼ in my mind. when you're listening to/reading them all the time, you can get used to them really quickly!
*though many varieties of japanese differ in their usage of grammatical particles as well, e.g., ć® as ć and vice-versa.
**see below for more details on what happens to the copula!
lots of grammatical forms
famously, there are lots of negative verb endings in é¢č„æå¼. in ęØęŗčŖ we learn the ććŖć form (and the ćć form, which used to be a fully independent verb form!), but in é¢č„æå¼, the most common negative is famously ććøć.
but there are others! the following are just some possible negatives!
ććććŖć ā ćććććććććøć
ććććŖćć£ć ā ćććććć£ććććććøććć£ć
č¦ćŖć ā č¦ćć
č¦ćŖćć§ ā č¦ćććØćć¦*
ććŖć ā ććøć
ććŖćć§ ā ććććććØćć¦*
also, conditional forms from ęØęŗčŖ often get abbreviated:
ćććć ā ććć
ćććåø°ćć = if i fall over, i'm going home (real quote from my co-teacher having sat on a broken chair)
å®ććŖććć° ā å®ććŖ
äŗ¤éć«ć¼ć«ćå®ććŖććć = we have to obey traffic laws
čµ°ć£ć¦ćÆ ā čµ°ć£ć (cf. standard čµ°ć£ć”ć)
čµ°ć£ćććć = no running
and as stated above, the ćć¦ćć form uses ćć instead:
ē„ć£ć¦ć ā ē„ć£ćØć
ććē„ć£ćØććŖ = you really know your stuff
the ćć¦ćć¾ć form also gets abbreviated, kind of like ćć”ćć in ęØęŗčŖ:
č”ć£ć”ćć ā č”ć£ć¦ć¾ć
č”ć£ć”ćć£ć ā č”ć£ć¦ć¾ć£ććč”ć£ć”ć¾ć£ććč”ć£ć¦ććć
lastly, the negative ć-adjective form (including the declined ććć form, etc.) is also frequently abbreviated by deleting the ć:
ęććŖć ā ęćŖć
ę©ććŖć ā ę©ćŖć
č”ććććŖć ā č”ćććŖć
*eagle-eyed readers may notice that the ććØć㦠ending looks like a conjugation of ćć¦ćć, and they're right! the ćć¦ćć form is used very liberally in é¢č„æå¼, including in the negative command form as above, but also just all over the place in regular speech.
the copula
the term "copula" refers to ć in ęØęŗčŖ, but in é¢č„æå¼, the copula is ć! this even affects copula contractions such as (what would be) ććć*.
ććć ć ā ćććŖ
ććć ćć ā ćććć
ććć ć£ććć ā ćććć£ććć
ę±ŗć¾ć£ć¦ćććć ā ę±ŗć¾ć£ćØććć
because of the types of consonants that ć and ć are,** i sometimes find myself using the ć forms just because they're quicker/easier to say!
*just in case you needed a refresher, ćććŖć comes from ć§ćÆćŖć, where ć§ is a copular form.
**specifically, plosive vs. glide. the closure for a plosive requires more work from your articulators.
pitch accent
the pitch accent in tokyo is famously very "flat", but in kansai, it's much more "musical". in particular, most* words in ęØęŗčŖ start on a low pitch and go up (_ā), but in é¢č„æå¼, it's much more common to start on a high pitch and go down (_ā).
ćāćć«ć”㯠ā ćāćć«ć”āćÆ
ćāćāććØć ā ćāććāćØāć
ćµāć¼ć·ć£ ā ćµāć¼ć·ć£ (my name lol)
now, my personal opinion is that the best way to learn pitch accent is to actually hear and reproduce it, so if these janky arrows don't make any sense to you, please feel free to ignore them! but if you're comfortable with dissecting pitch accent, be sure to pay attention when you next listen to speech in é¢č„æå¼.
fun phrases
here are some common phrases you hear a lot in é¢č„æå¼!
ē„ćććć© = not sure though
č”ćććč”ć = i'll go if i can (but i don't really want to/probably won't)
ć¾ćććć = ć¾ćććć
ć”ććć = éćć
ć¤ć = ććć
ć»ććć = ććććććććļ¼ććć§ćÆ
like with the vocab items, these are not necessarily é¢č„æå¼-exclusive, but they show up very frequently or are associated with the region.
ē°”åććļ¼
愽(ćć®)ćććć”ććļ¼ćććŖć«ćććŖććććļ¼ćæććŖćććŖćć ćčććććØććććØć§ćęć£ć¦ćććććŖćé¢č„æå¼ć®é¢ē½ćē¹ććć®ä»ć«å±±ć»ć©ćććććććććććčćåć£ććčŖćæåć£ćććć¦ćæć¦ććļ¼
lastly, if i can, i'd love to be a point-person for fielding é¢č„æå¼ questions while the bookclub reads this series, so please reach out to me with any questions! if i can't provide help/answers just from experience, i'll definitely try and look up all the ē“°ćć (nitty-gritty) details. ć»ććććć¾ććŖļ¼
Japanese Book Publishing Vocabulary
ęčø(ć¶ććć)Ā - (art and) literature
čŖęø(ć©ććć) - reading (books)
ćć¼ćøćę²ćļ¼ććććļ¼- to turn (e.g. the page)
é£ć°ćčŖćæļ¼ććļ¼ćØćććļ¼- skimming the pages, skipping words, reading quickly (literallyĀ ājump readingā)
čŖęøå®¶(ć©ćććć) - great reader
ęøåŗ(ććć¦ć) - bookshop, bookstore
ęøę¶(ććć) - bookshelf
å·ē(ćć£ć“ć¤) - writing(e.g. as a profession)
ęøē±(ćććć) - publication, book
åŗē(ćć ć£ć±ć) - publication
åŗēē©(ćć ć£ć±ćć¶ć¤) - publication(s)
åŗēćć(ćć ć£ć±ćć) - to publish
č³¼čŖ(ććć©ć) - subscription (e.g. of a magazine)
ē·Øé(ćøććć ć) - editing, editorial, compilation
å¶ę„(ććććć) - business, sales, tradeĀ
販売(ćÆćć°ć) - sales, selling
ä¼ē»(ććć) - project
*å¶ę„ä¼ē»ļ¼ććććććććļ¼- sales/ operation project
äæé²(ćććć) - promotion, marketing
å ē«„ęø(ćć©ććć) - childrenās book(s)
éčŖ(ćć£ć) - magazine
ē¾ē§äŗå øļ¼ć²ćć£ććć¦ćļ¼- encyclopedia
éē(ććć²ć¤) - essay, miscellaneous writings, literary jottings
ē“¢å¼(ćććć) - index, indices
ē®ę¬”(ććć) - table of contents
解説(ćććć¤) - explanation, commentary
ē²ē(ćććć) - outline, summary
å°č©(ćććµ)ā>ć»ćŖć- oneās line, speech, dialogue in writing (normally written in katakana)
č©č«(ć²ćććć) - criticism, critique
č©å¤(ć²ććć°ć) - fame
åä½(ćć£ćć) - masterpiece
åä½(ćććć) - famous piece of work/art
ē”å(ććć) - unsigned, anonymous; unpopular
Essential verbs:
čŖćļ¼ććļ¼- to read
ęøćļ¼ććļ¼- to write
売ćļ¼ććļ¼- to sell
č²·ćļ¼ććļ¼- to buy
my friend and i were going to study a language together and wound up having to cancel our plans due to scheduling pressures, but! through research we came across a really cool resource for reading in a TON of languages: bloom library!
as you can see, it has a lot of books for languages that are usually a bit harder to find materials forāwe were going to use it for kyrgyz, for example, which has over 1000 books, which was really hard to find textbook materials for otherwise. as you can see it also has books with audio options, which would be really useful for pronunciation checking. as far as i can tell, everything on the site is free as well.
Vintage Japanese Movies
If, like me, you love old Japanese movies, here are two YouTube channels with subtitled vintage movies:
NipponKino
Subtitle option through YouTubeās settings (easy to toggle on/off)
Some European and Chinese films also available
1920s-1950s movies
Cinema Japan Retrospective
Subtitles are encoded into the videos. This was a passion project, so some subtitles may not be 100% accurate
Lots of 1930s and 1940s movies
Why did you learn Finnish?
To communicate with my parents and extended family. At age 1 I started to feel a bit hungry and decided I should start speaking so that my parents would feed me.
Hope this helps!
official linguistics post
it's poor form to air your petty grievances with someone when it comes out they did something actually bad. save that for companies, like when you learn duolingo removed kanji from its beginner's japanese courses as part of their collab with crunchy roll
duolingo is shit for japanese imo*, here are some apps i reccommend:
Hey Japan - comes with a cute shiba inu bc fuck that aggressive owl. its basically duolingo made specifically for japanese and much better at teaching you HOW the language works.
Kanji Study - its the grey one, made by one person. it covers the first 80 kanji plus the main radicals that make kanji up, PLUS hiragana and katakana FOR FREE. you can practice by drawing, flash cards, multiple choice, and you can decide whether you read or select the romanji/character/meaning. i learned hiragana in 5 days using this. the upgraded version (one time payment) with higher level kanji goes on sale a few times a year, consider supporting the app if you find it useful
Todai - more advanced but good for reading comprehension. japanese news in... japanese. highlights which JLPT level words are and gives percentages of each level for each article. has inbuilt dictionary to check words you dont know.
Takoboto - my preferred japanese dictionary but there are loads out there. i like it bc i can search in english, romanji, kana, or kanji and it breaks down kanji compounds into individual characters. it also shows different conjugations eg: to eat, eating, ate, to be able to eat, etc
those are just the phone apps i use, there are so many other resources out there that are free and not pulling bullshit like skipping one of the 3 'alphabets' of a language
*to be clear the reason i think duolingo is shit for japanese is that it doesnt follow the JLPT pathway. which... you dont NEED exactly, but i think the country that had to make a new, easier language profiency test bc not enough people were passing the existing one will know how to build courses that teach their language. plus duolingo is doing *gestures* whatever shit that is up top.
if you seriously want to learn japanese, memorise your kana (drop romanji asap or youll forever struggle and I'll come to kick your shins) and find the ebook of genki 1 that someone uploaded, or some other JLPT N5 course. but NOT duolingo.
Edit: just realised that duolingo may be your only real option if your first language isnt english (too easy for me to forget, sorry). in that case, make sure you supplement duolingo with your own kanji study!!!
Link to all the Genki exercises that letās you do them in different ways (writing, matchups, multiple choice etc)
It's not just because it doesn't follow the JLPT pathway that it's shit; it also just teaches unnatural Japanese and doesn't take into account the flexibility of the language. I would be writing totally correct sentences and it'd tell me it's wrong. Native speakers would tell me it's okay to write it the way I wrote it but Duo wouldn't accept it. It also uses incorrect pitch accent and would often use incorrect kanji readings too (I guess that's not an issue anymore if it's not teaching kanji). That's before you get into how repetitive and inflexible it is.
Some more apps I recommend:
Renshuu (quizzes, a dictionary, shiritori, crossword puzzles and forums all in one app!) I believe this does have other language options too? But I tried it with Swedish and it just used a mix of English and Swedish, which made it more confusing lol
Irodori (kinda simiar to Duolingo but more flexible and made specifically for Japanese)
Migii JLPT (if you wanna follow the JLPT structure - a certain amount is free and you can pay to unlock extras)
Kanji Dojo (for learning kanji)
Pibo (for reading practice)
Drops and uTalk are okay for vocab and beginner set phrases. Not great but they're a little extra something
Renshuu is made by one single developer, which does leave some limitations. I believe he's working on making it more accessible in other languages currently. However, if you can learn from English, it's a pretty fantastic resource as is!
Snortle!
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They should make an alternate version of boba tea called kiki tea and its filled with spikes
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? š" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.
citationless behavior
sourceless behavior
japanese learners/japanese speakers, is there any solid dictionary that i can use to look up words? like larousse for french, is there any websites/dictionaries for japanese?
the most popular online english-japanese dictionary is probably jisho.org. its front page will tell you what it can do, but it will likely have any basic info about a word you would want.
i use the app version of this which is useful, but jotoba also has a website version and the only notable difference is that it makes the pitch accent info more visible.
and honestly you can stop reading here, those two are probably all you really need if you just need a good dictionary. im going to throw in some more useful resources in case you (or anyone else reading this) are interested
weblio (the english-japanese dictionary) is extremely useful for example sentences and looking up phrases.
weblio (again, but this time the japanese-only dictionary) is also very useful if youre more advanced and can read definitions for japanese words in japanese.
ć³ććć³ćÆ (kotobank) is probably the best and most popular online japanese dictionary, but only also if you're able to read japanese definitions.
kanjialive is a useful kanji dictionary that is meant for english speakers to understand.
ę¼¢åććć£ć¢ (kanjipedia) is the best kanji dictionary that native speakers use, but you also need to be able to read some japanese to understand it.
and im not sure how to link these but it's extremely useful to get a browser extension where if you gloss over a japanese word it will show you its definition. some popular ones are rikaikun, 10ten, and yomichan. i'd recommend downloading one so it makes things easier to look up, especially when starting out
Fun fact for you, pals: Russians don't always think in English when listening to English songs. And you have no idea how weird that can be.
I know most of you never thought about that, but⦠GUYS.
āWhat Can I Doā [wÉt kƦn aÉŖ duĖ] sounds awfully like āŠ²Š¾Š“ŠŗŠø найГŃā [vÉtki naÉŖduĖ], which means āIām gonna find some vodkaā.
āCanāt Buy Me Loveā [kÉĖnt baÉŖ miĖ lŹv] is another gem, because I know a whole bunch of people who sing along to that with the phrase āŠŗŠøŠ½Ń Š±Š°Š±Šµ ломā [kÉŖÅĖbÉĖbi lom], which means āthrow a crowbar to that [tough] womanā.
Donāt be alarmed, thatās just the way we hear things.Ā
I do that even when Iām sober⦠T_T
Michael JacksonāsĀ āIām badā sounds awfully close toĀ āŠŠ±ŠµŠ“ā [abed], which translates asĀ āDinnerā. So we often call this song āThe song of a very hungry manā ;)
It happens in spanish too!
āI wanna love youā sounds like āAgua en el hoyoā (water in the hole) and a lot of people sing it that way instead.
See also āThis is the rhythm of the nightā -> āĀæEsos son Rebook o son Nike?ā (Are those Rebook or Nike?)
I see this entry is revived))
I need to make another example: āLetās twist again, like we did last summerā, the ā like we did last summerā is often sung like, āŠø ŃŃŃŃŃ Ń Š»Š°Š²ŃŠ°Š½Š¾Š¼ (and the underpants with lavsan)ā. Iāve seen people singing that in karaoke. As you might have guessed, that⦠amplifies the fun a bit.
To conclude this part, I also need to make an honourable mention. Thanks to Taika Waititi, āVLADISLAV! Baby donāt hurt meā¦ā has gone GLOBAL)))
In Dutch, these are called āmama appelsapjesā, in honour of the refrain in Michael Jacksonās āWanna be starting somethingā, which sounds a bit like āmama apple juiceā.
The real classic, however, is āik zat alleen in een vuile kameelā (I sat alone in a dirty camel), heard in āDown underā by Man at Work.
My fave will always be the opening lines ofĀ āThis Sex Is On Fireā. I genuinely have no idea what the actual English lines are, but in Dutch it sounds likeĀ
āEeuwen geleden Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā (Centuries ago)
Ik kom met het zoutā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā (I come with the salt)
Doesnāt even make any good sense but it manages the get me going every time.
It gets better!! We need more stories like that ;} Other languages, anyone?
oh my god, this is a huge thing in denmark with coldplayās yellow. the lyric āyour skin, oh yeah your skin and bonesā unmistakably sounds like the danish ājeg sked, Ć„h ja jeg sked en bumsā which in turns means āI shat, oh yeah I shat a pimpleā. itās gotten to the point where itās such a beloved joke nationwide that coldplay has been informed of it and find it very difficult to play the song in denmark because people simultaneously scream the wrong lyrics and lose their shit completely
I watched a Buzzfeed video about this and now I canāt hear Sweet Dreams Are Made of This without thinkingĀ āsin jeans al mediodiaā (without jeans at noon)
Hay agua en el refri (I want to break free) is my favourite
The one direction song āone thingā is famous in France for beginning with āive tried playing it coolā which sounds a hell lot like āattrape les mes couillesā in French :ā)
AC/DC Highway to hell: when it goes ālike a wheel, gonna spin itā in Italian it totally sounds like āle galline con le spineā which means āthe chickens with the spursā (?)
Since someone pointed it out to me I canāt I unhear it
itās widely known in turkish pop culture that the french song āsi tu savais combien je t'aimeā sounds like āsutu seven kamyon soforuā which means āthe truck driver likes milkā ???