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art blog(derogatory)

tannertan36

Janaina Medeiros

#extradirty
Cosmic Funnies
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Three Goblin Art

roma★

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du
noise dept.

shark vs the universe
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
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welcome to the self-care zone
please find some time rn and eat a little something 🏵
Picrew And Uquiz Chain
Picrew here
Uquiz Here
No Pressure Tags:
@sorryiwasasleep @localtorispring @bitterliked1etlem0nade @ellipsis-dotdotdot @justadreaminghufflepuff @funkysora @planet-of-sleep @allaboutbethsblog @empty-cryptid @just-a-honey-badger @chronic-stressed @lyssified @whatthefr0g @p0patochisps @nerdish-simp @pfizerprincess @genderlessjacky @goatmagic-poetry @derellenbogen @hershey-the-person @thearoaceplantmom @imactuallyagiraffe @fraudfrogs @melancholymelomaniac @mariswriting @ticcywhaleshark @anxiety-lemsbian @thesunandstarss @writingandwritten @angerycat @captaintrips9 @willows-woes @astridcookie and whoever else wants to do it!!
@dicklessswonder @hiddennebulas and all other moots!
it was either anger or depression ngl
@poetfromthedead @endlesslytea @isee-red @orangepeelundermyfingernails @dead-peppermint @dragon-with-a-dagger @feralthembo @gayraccoonthing @ch1ckpeapancake @bitchybylershipper @my-castles-crumbling and anyone else i may have forgotten
Thanks for the tag! @purple-glittery-tortellini @theoneofwhomisblue @cl1ck0fth3ba1t
@ahamkaracature @ozi-uwu @glittergobin @fanterfloppa @raspberrypie4u @vevader3 @the-lumpfish-king @schasekk @skshark @queerbit @sharkfrenbear
Im just @‘ing the first person that shows up for every letter on the top row of my keyboard (sorry)
@wilderbea @empress-of-dark2005 @reynathemechanic @thefoex @youarenogood @yozora1326 @ittookmehours @oneheadtoanother @pink-boobs
@scatterbrain-zane @nikonai @dinoloverfjuwhb
real event that occured that i cant stop thinking about
The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️
Lmao for real...
amen.
concept
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
you know… these guys
Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.
Needs more worms
I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms
No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway
@fanotastic more worms
Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.
Fuck you guys.
My fellow fuckers, I present you-
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Happy Pride Month
The worm curtain is GAY
The flute glass full of worms…
sorry what
That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:
(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])
THE TIME HAS COME
he is here
Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT
REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S
bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon
When I'm reading a book and someone asks me what I'm reading, I immediately forget everything and I physically need to close the book and read the title 💀
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
Scarborough Faire by kayscreativecollection
‘girl with a gorgeous voice sings in a weirdly industrial space that actually has incredible acoustics, turning the song into a heavenly choir of one’ is such a SPECIFIC genre of video and i never get tired of it
The ability to turn the post above you into the speech bubble of a character of your choice is an essential weapon of tumblr pvp.
THE HEAT IS SLOWLY KI**ING US
im fine with being homeless myself but my brothers, who are 13 and 10, can't take it anymore. my brother ross especially is having difficulty breathing everyday even with his nebulizer already. he is constantly gasping for breath and with our situation, we always have to be moving from one place to another
renting a place is impossible for us right now, every penny we get from here and begging on the road is enough for a night's stay in hotels, food and ross' medicines. i been through weeks of being sick with pneumonia as well. it's impossible to save up even a dollar when we are constantly hungry and sick
my post sound the same every time but this is our life now and im ashamed to ask over and over again but for my brothers, i just cannot give up
if you can spare us again, we'd deeply appreciate it. for now the most important thing is for my brothers to drink clean water and to stay in hotels just to survive the rest of the summer
Go to paypal.me/alexmngs and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
im sorry to be tagging again, but this is a new post. im praying we can raise two weeks worth for hotel stays and water, around 150$. please help me boost to reach a bigger audience, if it's still okay! thank you so much
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im going to have a stroke
Instead try… Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD
As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:
Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.
Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”
Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.
Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.
Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.
Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.
Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”
Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”
I think I've worked out (part of the reason) why there's been such a huge uptick in folks who don't reblog things on here.
This post has like 14k notes right now, and the tags and comments and reblogs are FULL of people who didn't know about fast-reblog, and -- you guys have been slow-reblogging this whole time!?!??!?!?
In the interests of a) making your lives easier, and b) encouraging you to reblog posts, which is what keeps this site alive, here's how you fast-reblog:
On mobile: press and hold the reblog button. Your blog icon will appear. If you have sideblogs, all of the different icons will appear. Drag to whichever blog you want to reblog to, and release. Job done.
On desktop: hold down the E key and click reblog. Job done.
You're welcome. Now get reblogging.
I dont really care if you use the term bisexual or pansexual, but what i DO care about is that you understand that bisexuality at NO stage in history was EVER trans-exclusionary. Bisexuality has always included trans folks, and non-binary folks, and the entire spectrum of gender between male and female, as well as Definitively Gender and agender. It has ALWAYS meant "attraction to more than one gender." It has NEVER meant "attraction to cis men and women only."
So, pan, bi, use whichever label you will. But do NOT buy into the recent-years innacurate concept that bisexuality is attraction to cis men and women only, because thats literally never been the case.
If you start labelling ‘bisexual’ as trans-exclusionary, actual bigots will use it to self-identify, because they’ll see it as ‘safe.’
No place should be safe for bigots. They should be uncomfortable, constantly, forever.