lars rolls his eyes;

- For everything Aveyond - I track the #aveyond tag for stuff. Rhen is a cinnamon roll and lars is a sinnamon roll. "Good idea, Lars." ---Cute RxL gif from daeva-agas. Profile pic from rara0587. Blog theme from yukoki.

[rhendarzon]

UPDATE!

During my time away from social media, I had a little more time to clear my things and I came across my old, old phone, and it had so many, and I mean, SO MANY, half-written (some complete, just unedited) AV1 fanfics dating back to 2018!

I've always been wanting to continue writing and completing them, but honestly, deep down, I'm tired of waiting for the writer (me) to get her shit together and I know I won't ever work on them anymore, and I've decided to just go ahead and post them here, as Snow's Incomplete Aveyond Fanfics series xD (SIAF)

They'll be raw, unedited, incomplete and pretty cringey since I first wrote them almost 7 years ago lol

Do what you want with them - take them, adopt them, complete them, play with them, however you want. I'll be slowly uploading these fics, and tagging them as #SIAF for easier tracking.

[noelledeltarune]

really fun duo you have there. mind if i add arbitrary roles to their relationship dynamic so i can write one of them as an overprotective caretaker and the other as a naive helpless baby?

[sweetd3lights]

[rhendarzon]

And I couldn’t stand the person inside me I turned all the mirrors around

inspired by: (x)

[galileosballs]

Underrated JRPG feature is when one party member uses some non-weapon object as a weapon, but you still upgrade your stats by buying weapons, so now every weapon shop in the world needs to carry parasols of increasing lethality

[malenjoyer]

people: do you like (character)?

me, a little unhinged about said character: He’s fine. He’s alright.

[writers-potion]

Vocabulary List for Fight Scenes

Combat Actions

Hoist

Dart/Dash

Deflect

Shield

Sidestep

Snatch up

Stalk

Stamp/stomp

Stretch

Stride

Wagger

Oust

Leap

Lose ground

Mimick

Mirror

Negate

Overpower

Parry

Rear to full height

Resurgate

Suanter

Seize

Take cover

Throttle

Twirl

Unleash

Withdraw

Entwine

Flee

Gain ground

Grasp

Cling to

Breach

Duck

Dodge

Hits

Amputate

Bloody

Carbe

Castrate

Collision

Connect

Crush

Defenestrate

Destroy

Disfigure

Dismember

Dissever

Grind

Maul

Perforate

Rend

Riddle with holes

Saw

Smack

Splatter

Sunder

Torn Asunder

Traumatize

Whack

Writhe

Gut

Hammer

Maim

Mangle

Plow

Puncture

Melee

Assault

Attack

Barrage

Bash

Belebor

Bludgeon

Carve

Chop

Cleave

Clio

Club

Crosscut

Dice

DIg

Gore

Hack

Impale

Jab

Kick

Knock

Onsalught

Pierce

Plnt

Punch

Rive

Shove

Skewer

Slice

Smash

Stab

Strike

Sweep

Swipe

Swing

Transfix

Thrust

Visual Flair

Agony

Asphyxiate

Chock

Cough up bile

Cut to ribbons

Flop limply

Fractue

Freckled with blood

Gouts of blood

Grimane

Hemorrhage

Hiccup blood

Imprint

Indent

Resounding

Retch

Rip

rupture

Shiny with gore

Spew

Splash

Slumped in despair

Splatter

Split

Tear

Topple

Void

Vomit

Wedge

With a fell gaze

With a fiendish grin

With blank surprise

Audible Flair

Bang

Barking

Bong

Boom

Crack

Cackle

Clang

Clash

Crash

Cry

Echo

Elicit a curse

Frunt

Hiss

Howel

Hum

Moan

Muttering

Whoosh

Whistle

Whizz

With a keening cry

Thud

Thunk

Thawk

Splat

Snarl

Swoosh

Squeal

Sing

Sickening Pop

Silintly

Shriek

Shout

Snap

Thundering

Effects

Blind

Burn

Cause frostbite

Cauterize

Concussion

Combust

Daze

Dazzle

Deafen

Disintegrate

Electrocute

Freeze

Fuse flesh

Immobilze

Incinerate

Melt

Pralyse

Petrify

Purbind

Radiate

Reduced to

Shock

Sightless

Stun

Transiluminate

Death Blows

Annihilate

Behead

Decapitate

Disembowel

Eviscerate

Extirpate

Murder

Obliterate

Raze

Exterminate

[11thfempachi]

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

[contagiousgrace]

it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

[winvegas]

[nicolodigenovas]

Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

[ratstranaut]

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

[wrotten]

do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

[rhendarzon]

playing Build A of AV1 is such a fever dream because what do you mean Rona's sprite looked like this

[druidofdarkness]

Karma

In spite of what the old woman who lives across the square seems to think, Derez is keenly aware that with power comes responsibility.

As told by Derez, the High Necromancer. Set at the beginning of Rhen's Quest, shortly after Rhen and Lars have graduated from Shadwood Academy--but before Elini joins them.

5 chapters, 6.1k total words. No warnings; major spoilers for the boar-hunting side quest in Veldarah, but no main plot spoilers.

Someone ought to drive that wicked necromancer out of town. I heard it at least eight times a day. An old woman who lived on the south side, near my shop, took great exception to my presence there...

Read "Karma" on Ao3!

[alwinfy]

"magic circle but the writer ran out of space" will never not be funny

[alwinfy]

[druidofdarkness]

On Oaths and Ordeals (Temper Our Souls)

The Dark Shrine in Ghed'ahre has been empty for thirty years, since the previous Druid of Darkness was slain. Now, Rashnu Leyra prepares to undertake the druids' trials--if he succeeds, the mantle "The Dark" will be his. But it is, indeed, no easy thing to become one of the guardian druids of the Arishta Isles.

As told by Rashnu, as he becomes the Druid of Darkness. Set an unspecified, but fairly significant amount of time before the events of Ahriman's Prophecy and Rhen's Quest. Names several pre-game druids.

Chapter 6: On Peers and Pacts

3.5k words. No warnings, no spoilers.

“It’s exquisite,” Vohu remarked. “Oh, I can’t wait for you to see it yourself.” There was no mirror in the initiate’s quarters--presumably so the initiates didn’t have to see how dreadful they looked in the wake of the ordeal...

Read "On Oaths and Ordeals" on Ao3!

Another monster chapter, another hidden illustration!