Little Freak Who Lives In Your Phone

i am just a little dude here to cause general mayhem and occasionally yearn

[auquiz]

What kind of discourse would start about you if you were a fictional character by varijacija

Are you a fandom fave? Does everyone love you or hate you or just doesn’t care about your character at all? Are you deserving of the fandom’s 100k length posts theorizing about you?

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[tadofvylad]

@aspec-friendly-uquiz

[worstloki]

splendid :)

[evilkitten3]

all i’ve ever wanted tbh

[lubsnubsbubs]

oh

[otherwindow]

Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.

Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.

Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.

Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.

Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.

Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, they’re given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and  allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.

[otherwindow]

#this makes me curiously sad #the idea of flowers covering the undead #that symbol of human love is what makes them docile

[bambitini]

me to zombies:

[otherwindow]

Thank you all for the responses!!!! I got a few more notes to share from folks asking me about this setting :D

It’s incredibly risky to attack zombies. The scent of the attacker’s aggressive intent coupled with spilled pungent rotten blood drives other zombies into a frenzy.

Zombies given funeral rites grow flowers within their bodies, eventually bursting from their chest and head area. These zombies are naturally gentle and their presence tames other zombies in the vicinity. Due to their helpfulness, it’s taboo to harm “blooming” undead:

Sweaty summers are the worst and everyone hopes they have enough dried flowers to last the winter. 

It’s a colourful apocalypse! An overabundance of flowers in the world leads to plenty of dyes and busy little honey bees!! Scented candles are a thriving export.

Survivors who help spread flowers, look after “blooming” undead, cull the hordes, and herd zombies away from safe areas are affectionately called Florists.

Regular weapons such as guns and knives are still used but everyone prefers perfumed water guns, spray bottles, and incense.

Zombies are so overwhelmed by the pleasant scent of rain that entire hordes cease movement until it’s gone.

[rhetoranigan]

thinking about bringing back my deleted blog where i made abysmal drawings of cats

[snout]

hey everybody who’s in high school rn, in less than ten years its literally going to feel like a bad dream. like its not gonna feel even vaguely real. hang in there

[niqabisinparis]

not even ten years. like 3 days after graduation

[boringangel]

ten mins after u walk out

[rhetoranigan]

just got mistaken for a grocery store employee in me fucken jammies and giant headphones, how the fuck does this happen

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

[crabnarok]

a fine vintage

[enemafrostofficial]

Take a fucking sip babes

[historydepartment]

I like how super cruel this fluid is

[skyofblackstars]

oh shit its grugnort. take a snip babes

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[rhetoranigan]

hell yeah midi cord came in babey now i don’t have to use the single octave keyboard on garageband

[rhetoranigan]

hey these are the worst ads ever i think

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Somehow this video captures the scale of whales better than any other video or photo I have ever seen.

[cam-oak-corg]

That is a humpback. If you think they are huge, I have some news for you…

[may-the-nerds-be-with-you]

Me watching this video

[foone]

Fun fact: the blue whale is the biggest animal to ever live on earth. And they’re alive today.

The biggest isn’t some dinosaur or weird devonian fish, nope. It’s the blue whale, and you share a planet with them. How lucky is that?

[symbiotic-science]

Fun little short "what animal are you?" quiz that might be of interest to people.

I myself got a crocodile.

[thyrell]

chillin on the weekend like usual

[andromaches-ax]

it’s wednesday

[thyrell]

watchin spong bop and scoupy doupy do

[parakeet]

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

[ratbeast]

I Cant Believe i never posted this

[twloha]

Roman Ondak began with just a bare white canvas of walls. He was the first one to measure himself against the wall. The exhibit was then open to others who were also encouraged to add a piece of themselves to the artwork. He entitled it Measuring the Universe and soon the walls were covered in names of people with different heights and stories. An estimated 90,000 people have written their names to help contribute to the piece of growing and living art.

“I think it really does begin to make you think about ideas of space in the universal and the infinite in a really interesting way but it is also very, very personal and this sense of this kind of white void when the exhibition opened being slowly built by all of these points, these names and it is almost like a kind of constellation of stars.” 

(Images via MoMA)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when u stand w ur hands Like That

rebolg if u agree

[rhetoranigan]

oh boy i woke up today in a state of insatiable yearning someone come over so i can make you a cup of tea and wrap a blanket around us while you sit in my lap and bury your head into my shoulder so i can hold you and gently stroke your hair

[barrenwomb]

you can be masc AND a slut. don’t let anyone tell you otherwise