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your days are fucking numbered and the number is 1
I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
We gonna celebrate that assaination so good.
I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.
I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy
There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living
Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.
Someone said "tornadoes aren't fucking around" and I thought, "I think all tornadoes do is fuck around."
I saw one take a garage off of two cars without moving or even damaging the cars. I saw one pick up an SUV and place it unharmed in a reasonable parking place four miles away. I've seen multiple tornadoes decide to fuck this house in particular in a dense suburban area. I've seen a tornado appear out of a blue sky. One picked up my grandparents garage and moved it six inches to the right and the next year a different tornado put it back. Neither took a shingle off the thing. They are literally just mischief.
tornadoes love to fuck around, and we are the ones left to find out
tornadoes love to
fuck around, and we are the
ones left to find out
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Oh hell yeah that’s what the fuck I’m talking about All handmade by an artist in Japan named Kiyomi. Check out her instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chiisanashiawase2015/
Miniatures: It’s a normal thing - but small!
Me: 😱‼️ 😍
The pop culture reading is a furious race to Dracula’s castle. Easy to understand, as you get close to the end you can’t stop and put the book down. Reading ever faster to see what happens next.
But the slower daily pace says no. Not a furious race, that pace is unsustainable. Instead a week-long journey of torment. Every moment wishing for a way to go faster. But more speed from the horses now means more rest later, or worse. Attempting to speed up the rapids wrecks the boat.
Today Jack and Quincy finally catch sight of their quarry. But he is still a long way off, and with fresh horses moving fast. And it’s tense and I want to rush forward as much as Jack. But time does not change its pace.
Carlo D’Anselmi (American, b. 1991)
The Mirror, 2020
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Pigeons
It’s the legend of Zelda. It’s him.
I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of
I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film
Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans
The idea that Foghorn Leghorn,
The Rhode Island rooster from Looney Toons, is one of the Elder Gods of America, is honestly fascinating from a theological and folkloric viewpoint
Pardon me, but he is a LEGHORN, not a RIR. It’s in his NAME. Leghorns are an Italian breed. And yes, he is an elder god.
According to Foghorn's Tvtropes page:
Presumably, it's less that Foghorn Leghorn is a Rhode Island Rooster and more that he's a Rooster who lives in Rhode Island, possibly a Central Virginian Leghorn Rooster living in Rhode Island, though that implies a complicated and interesting life story that took him from Central Virginia all the way to Rhode Island
I would not rely on TV Tropes as an unbiased source. Wikipedia simple says his species is officially “rooster” and mentions a Leghorn being a breed of chicken. TV Tropes probably thinks the Cornflakes chicken is a RIR too.
I am potentially willing to concede he is a “barnyard mix” (cross between breeds) and his father, Harold Leghorn, was a leghorn and his unnamed mother was a RIR or other dark variety.
I love this site.
Sometimes it’s 1:30 am and you own chickens and you’re drinking whiskey in the bath tub and accuracy about iconic fictional chickens is the hill to die on, ok, and that’s why I love Tumblr.
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