when i tell my goldeen to use water pulse because of the 20% chance it has to confuse my opponent
the last thing your piece of shit pokemon sees before getting their mind utterly twisted
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when i tell my goldeen to use water pulse because of the 20% chance it has to confuse my opponent
the last thing your piece of shit pokemon sees before getting their mind utterly twisted
Tumblr did not āGoncharovā Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.
#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not āgoncharovā poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically
Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.
sea dog & seal
kinda insane how the white house can straight up say "the biggest threat to America right now are people who are against fascism" and no one recognizes that statement as the declaration of fascism that it is
#teamcucks
Amazing things happening on parlor room today
this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured iād post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent
You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but itās super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?
Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller
Might take some convincing
Basically a coin flip
It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to, while saying goodbye to my deposit
No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in
You are trying to move into an apartment with your favorite Pokemon. The building is strict about which Pokemon are allowed inside but itās super affordable. How hard do you think it will be to convince the landlord to let you keep it in the building?
Easy as can be, perfect apartment dweller
Might take some convincing
Basically a coin flip
It will be an uphill battle but I might be able to
No increased rent, deposit or argument could convince any landlord to let us in
I am the landlord/other/results
Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,
people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan
Babysitting a toddler is a lot like being the narration in a point-and-click adventure game. Watching him knock on the doors of empty rooms and saying "hmm. I don't think anyone's in there". Watching him attempt to use [spoon] on [cat] and saying "I don't think those things go together". Watching him throw a cup of water onto the floor and just commenting "the floor is wet now" when he looks up at me to see if I approve.
ive been in here so long........
guys iām so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone
do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched