Rice and animals make me happy

I love BAMF and angst. I'm in way too many fandoms to list. She/her. 24. Coca-cola company hater and public health enthusiast. My health is chronic and my hair iconic. Be nice!

[emir-kctrk]

Bazen olmak istediğin yerde değilsindir. çünkü bu hayat herkese güler yüzünü göstermez..

[goodieprocter]

Loosely inspired by this Halloween EWC comic, but of course I had to make it dirty. :)

[javascript-official]

Oh you see the world in black and white? Fuck you get dithered

[setulose]

Not to sound like a broken record but does it make anyone else viscerally angry how we realized in the very recent past that we can successfully eradicate devastating human-specific diseases (smallpox) yet now there's a million people telling you not to vaccinate your kids against measles. I know I know "everyone will not just" but also for real we could never have measles again if everyone would just be cool

[scienceoftheidiot]

Repeat after me : during the 90s WHO had estimated measles would be eradicated by 2020

No more measles. Eradicated. Forever.

Viscerally angry? Talk about being absolutely furious every fucking second of every fucking day.

[pukicho]

Huh…

You all hear about this religion thing?

[amllama]

which one?

[pukicho]

There’s TWO?!?!!?

[liquidlikecats]

[spicyvampire]

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[kosmogrl]

[sandmandaddy69]

[goodieprocter]

This time I remembered to flip the color as well as the template.

EWC by @justcakethanks, EHC by @edenisquiet

[alexisneverokay]

imo hucklerobby are the kind of couple that get married fast. they've been together barely two months when robby gets down on one knee and presents dennis with a glittering ring, and dennis bursts into tears and says yes.

dennis is absolutely delighted at the fact he'll get to be married quickly and pretty young- despite his lack of relationship with his family, he was raised with the expectation that he'd find someone in his early twenties and be married in less than six months, and that expectation has lingered within him. he's besotted with robby, and it feels so right and so good for him to be wifed up and tied down in barely enough time for a season to change.

plus, dennis can't help but wriggle hornily when he thinks about their marriage consummation sex... although he hasn't stayed chaste and virginal like his parents wanted, he knows that having robby's dick stuffed in him for the first time as his husband is going to feel fucking fantastic.

robby is delighted for different reasons. in his mid fifties, robby had long since assumed that romance and love had passed him by, and that he'd live out his years alone in a cold and empty house. suddenly, here dennis had come, bringing with him light and sun and laughter, and making robby's heart swell a thousand times its old size. he'd been with dennis a week when he'd started daydreaming of proposing.

and now dennis was here with him, fourth finger heavy with the ring robby had put on him, small body snuggled up to the older man's ample chest and sleeping peacefully. oh no, love had not passed michael robinavitch by at all, and he'd be damned if he let dennis slip through his fingers.

they're engaged two months into dating, and they're married in three. dennis is right- wedding night sex is awesome.

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[important-cat-pics]

[its-timego]

Imagine the surreal insanity of being Irina Petrova and just hanging out having a hobby that you're very intense about and then you notice something weird and then all at once your name is one of the most uttered in history, by total accident. In the movie universe they describe her as a "radio telescope enthusiast" she does not even do this professionally. And suddenly everything is Petrova line, Petrova frequency, Petrova wavelength, Petrovascope, Petrova Task Force, Petrova problem. And you're like man. I have a day job.

[reefullix]

yall weird

[shrekhollander]

Jade Pike: *Hayden, Shane and Jackie are inside the house getting food and Ilya is outside with the Pike kids and Anya* Uncle Shane, Uncle Ilya had an accident in the car... Ruby is helping him.

Shane and Hayden: *They get super concerned and get outside fast af because Ilya was showing off his Porsche to the kids, they immediately head out to see what happened*

Ilya: *Is stuck inside this thing*

[themoonandmyman]

I reblogged this earlier but I wanted to add the hilarious imagery of Ilya having to be cut out of this thing by the fire department and it makes the local news

[limpwristedrose]

Ilya Rozanov after using the most scathing insults to bait a player into punching him