Ricecake

I’m gonna do all sorts of weird shits here

[ricecakeandhoney]

my pr trained brain snap me out of my immersion in stories the moment a celebrity main character declare their love through an interview like omfg why would you say that

[mcrdvcks]

no, you don't understand, i am OBSESSED. look at this man

like that is peter parker. that is spider-man. the curly hair, the homemade REAL suit that isn't cgi, oh i am seated

[ricecakeandhoney]

chunky water pipe web shooters crumpled homemade suit shitty shiny fabric seam lines oh we are so back

[ricecakeandhoney]

got my account back omg

[2023-yaoi-off]

Final Round: Kim Dokja x Yoo Joonghyuk (Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint) VS. Spock x Kirk (Star Trek)

Kim Dokja x Yoo Joonghyuk

Spock x Kirk

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2023

[ricecakeandhoney]

i miss myself.i miss who i was. i miss who i could've become. i miss the child my mum took pride in. i was supposed to become something better than her. i was supposed to be her. i let her down. shes everything i want to be and everything i cannot achieve. she gave me everything i need to succeed just for me to fail. i could never repay her. i could never make up for my past self. why is it me standing here and not the person that child could've grow up to be. i am a fake. i am not me. i stole the future of my mother's child.

[ricecakeandhoney]

can people who lost their sense of contact still feel vibrations

[ricecakeandhoney]

can writers pls just use pronouns for their character and not stupidly specific descriptions. like i don need to know hes a "young latino boy" JUST SAY HE

[ricecakeandhoney]

my scarf just burned in my sleep. i was wearing it

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[plaguedoctormemes]

Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:

Its the best!!!

[plaguedoctormemes]

Nope!

Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡

[glitchhologram-deactivated20230]

The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

[bogleech]

Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

[scarlettaagni]

why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss

[ghost-cassette]

The birds and the bees

[chonk-mama]

!!!

[concernedcrow]

They’re dating  ❤️

[thenightling]

[ricecakeandhoney]

Guess I’m a pirate now

[zenaz-en]

finally DONE!

short comic scenario of Todoroki Shouto and Todoroki Touya situation

> meaning me Who read the latest chapter 298 and want to drawing Shouto handholding Dabi and got drifted away than I think it going to be…

 Touya for me is focused on Endeavor and the Goal to be the best too much to be good. and when one being lost in they mindset sometime it make them forgotten other thing… 

—————-

I don’t know what Shouto saying at the end, first I debate with “let going back home"  or “welcome back” but none of this is suiting the situation for Dabi 

since his HOME isn’t Todoroki house or at least it not a happy home he want to going back[neither Shouto feeling close with Dabi to welcome him back like that] 

at the end I just focus more on that at the end someone reaching out to him and success 

not that I agree about Touya and Dabi is a separate self they really mixing and being they own self. but I using the Touya[with tear line] as and innocent part of him still trapping in his own mind and endeavor bad parenting.

just giving those boys a HUG!

—————-

[ricecakeandhoney]

When I die, bury my corpse bare under a sapling so I could rot and become one with the growing tree. Let my future generation benefit from the fruit above my eternal grave, let my family mourn me underneath the comforting shade of the branches which sprouted from my remaining. Let my death give meaning to another life after me. Let my remnant stay on this planet I once loved.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Domestic terrorist masterpost

Masterpost of identified insurrectionists who participated in the violent attempted overthrow/coup of the US government on 7 January 2021.

Richard “Bigo” Barnett of Gravette, Arkansas, who broke into the Capitol and stole mail from Speaker Pelosi’s desk.

Jon Schaffer from heavy metal band Iced Earth under record label Century Media Records.

Known Nazi Matthew Heimbach.

Nicholas Rodean of Frederick, Maryland.

Photos and IDs courtesy of @HomeGrownTerrorists on Instagram.

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Emily Lewis of Dayton, Ohio, now fired from her job at Taylor Communications.

Adam Johnson of Palmetto, Florida, seen here stealing a podium during the violent invasion of the Capitol Building. His wife is Dr. Suzanne Johnson at Davita Medical in Palmetto, Florida.

Pro wrestler James DeFalco aka “Jimmy Jact Cash”. Seen in the news previously for defrauding members of his now-bankrupt gyms of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Derrick Evans recently elected to West Virginia’s House of Delegates. It takes a special kind of domestic terrorist to try to overthrow the federal government while holding an elected position.

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Jenna Ryan a realtor in Frisco, Texas. Are you allowed to hold a realtor’s license when you’ve committed a federal crime? I definitely wouldn’t want her having keys to my house.

Elizabeth Koch from Maryville, Tennessee. Props for outing yourself for federal crimes on national television. Double props for rubbing your eyes with an onion on camera and claiming you got maced.

Paul Davis former Associate General Counsel and Director of HR for Goosehead Insurance Company who fired him for domestic terrorism - and probably also gross incompetence. What kind of lawyer does a media interview while committing a federal crime? I’m guessing the State Bar of Texas is going to disbar him as well but we’re still waiting on that news.

Kristopher Drew licensed cosmetologist at Hair by Kristopher Drew. I’m not sure whether you’re allowed to be a cosmetologist and have a criminal record at the same time but I guess we’re about to find out.

Aaron Mostofsky son of Kings County Supreme Court Judge Steven (Shlomo) Mostofsky. Per the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, “Mostofsky’s brother Nachman, the executive director of Chovevei Zion, a politically conservative Orthodox advocacy organization, as well as a Brooklyn district leader and vice president of the South Brooklyn Conservative Club, also attended the rally Wednesday but did not enter the Capitol.”

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Josiah Colt domestic terrorist and owner of FunnelCraft Co. in Boise, Idaho.

On the left is Nick DeCarlo from Murder the Media and on the right is Nick Ochs, Nazi and member of the Proud Boys. This pair of domestic terrorists posed for a photo inside the Capitol Building during their violent insurrection against the US Government.

Zach Crandall who outed himself for federal crimes.

Eduardo “Nick” Alvear seen here smoking pot inside the Capitol Building because why commit just one federal crime when you can commit two at once and document them both on film at the same time amiright.

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Ben Thomas Crocker of Massachusetts. Apparently sedition and participating in a violent coup attempt makes you a “Maverick” these days.

Jenny Cudd founder of Becky's Flowers in Midland, Texas. Yes this domestic terrorist and white supremacist called herself out as a Becky. Even if you're fine doing business with seditionists (I'm not) I wouldn't recommend booking her for your next special event unless it's five to ten years out.

Dean Gomez, sales manager at Kevin Harris Allstate Agency, who was part of the attempted coup and tried really hard to break in to a federal building but didn't quite manage it. Is your presence at a violent insurrection and intention to overthrow the federal government enough to land you in prison? I guess we'll find out.

Jason Alexander (yes that Jason Alexander), domestic terrorist. #FreeBritney but Jason Alexander belongs in prison for federal crimes.

[captainbookwyrm]

It’s kinda poetic that they are so against wearing masks that they stormed the capitol without them and are now identifiable.

[dantecain]

Undertale was full of raw ass lines and I’m sorry y’all are too chickenshit to acknowledge this because you’ve decided it’s cringy to like things

[susiephone]

op is so right and here’s some evidence (not even a fraction of it all):

“I can’t go to Hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

“Despite everything, it’s still you.”

“My brother’d really like to see a human, so it’d really help me out if you’d keep pretending to be one.”

“Don’t worry, my little monarch, my plan isn’t regicide. This is so much more interesting.”

“First, however, is as customary for those who make it this far… I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago… No. You know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE!”

“The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself. The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt. The more easily you can bring yourself to hurt others.”

“If I were you, I would have thrown in the towel by now. But you didn’t get this far by giving up, did you? That’s right. You have something called ‘determination.’ So long as you hold on… so long as you do what’s in your heart…I believe you can do the right thing. Alright. We’re all counting on you, kid. Good luck.”

“I understand why Asgore took so long to hire a new royal scientist. The previous one… Dr. Gaster. His brilliance was irreplaceable. However, his life… was cut short. One day, his experiments went wrong, and… Well, I needn’t gossip. After all, it’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”

“You should be smiling, too. Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy? You’re going to be free.”

[kattimariias]

yeah yeah sans undertale jokes but “its a beautiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. on days like these, kids like you, should be burning in hell” is extremely raw

[wind-the-music-box]

Undertale is just… More powerful than people give it credit for.

[fairyofsomething]

At some point people apparently small brained and decided to ignore how great it actually is.

[silver-tongues-blog]

legit i cried first time i read “despite everything, its still you” because that line hit me like a sack of bricks

[bimbogollum]

I’m a little bit obsessed with makeover/dressing scenes where the reveal is an undeniable downgrade from what the character started out with. Top tier comedy

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[angelinestprim]

This absolute disgrace…

[bisexualprivilege]

[danisontnonfire]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I wish culture would stop equating atheism with amorality. I believe the world we get is the one we build, how is that anything less than unforgivingly ethical.

[labcoated-lunacy]

I would say “preach” but, well…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i inhaled so sharply i breathed in a moth adskfldjsaf 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Everyone in the notes is so concerned about the moth, and not me, who INHALED A MOTH

[dario58030]

The moth can die

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

…that’s fair