[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

[danzigmcfly]

[its-arson-time]

inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[tanadrin]

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

[koukorndog-deactivated20260108]

some of you would thrive in a monastery

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[inthefallofasparrow]

[jame7t]

Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[orange-catsidy]

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

[my-dailydreams]

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[77bears]

[jmenfoot]

Googling « pig egg » did not yield the lovely whimsical results I was hoping for

[jmenfoot]

Ok that’s better

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning…..

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[crapmedia]

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[patdyuri]

netherlands and morocco missing that easy ass shot and then the camera panning to this dude.

this is why i watch sports

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[huffylemon]

my birthday is in july! :)

[chainmessage]

[sassysaidie]

someone caption this

[glob-bob]

Winged eyeliner

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!