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PRIME ROULETTE 🎰
and a closer
It is time, oh wise one. To feed the Francolings.
With Franco body worship. We need to kiss all over that man. IDK WHY I WANNA BITE HIM AND TELL HIM HES HANDSOME
(Mayhaps squeeze in some Coyle too? 👀)
*munching on my wand* myeah prebare the fsheast
Prime assets and ex-pops dealing with their and readers baby crying in the middle of the night? And if you don't wanna do that one how about them dealing with the baby teething?
More baby posts!!!!! This is going under an assumption that favorite reagent and baby are allowed to stay with their expop parents
Leland Coyle
He has a fucked up sleep schedule anyways
So he's getting up before you even wake up
He tries just talking to them and rocking their crib
Then he'll pick them up and sway with them
"You've got quite the lungs on you..."
He's hunting for something for them to teeth on
Ends up giving them an ice pop,
"Don't go tellin' nobody, this stays between you and daddy"
The baby is happy and quiet for the rest of the night
Liliya Bogomolova
I imagine she's also a light sleeper
She notices the baby squirming and is up immediately
The baby is teething with her mask, drooling on the fabric
She doesn't mind, she has extras
Ends up bringing the baby to your bed and letting them sleep with you both
Franco Barbi
He doesn't wake up at first
He's waking up after you got the baby because he wasn't warm and cuddled up with
Despite being grumpy he'll get up, he has a bunch of stuff for the kid in his room
Including teething rings
After a while he'll insist that you go back to sleep and he'll take the baby
Sitting in bed with the baby on his chest talking to them
Eventually they'll get sleepy and fall asleep on him
Mother Gooseberry
She hates when the baby cries
The baby cries and SHE starts crying
She sees that the baby has a tooth trying to pop through
The only time the Dr Futterman personality is really good
"The kid has a lil toothsie coming in! Phyllis get them a bag of frozen peas!"
"Oh! Yes, Dr Daddy!"
The baby loves the Futterman puppet and is trying to pet it and chew on it
Kress Twins
Terrible sleep schedule
The baby is crying and they were already awake
Arora holds the baby and they cuddle them in bed
Trying to calm them down
They're so excited when they start teething
Their baby is growing up too fast
Pitcher
He isn't happy being woken up
He needs his beauty sleep
You get the baby to stop crying and he's lying awake in bed
Pusher
He can think of something that would help but apparently drugs "aren't good for babies"
He panics a bit and wakes you up if he wakes up first
Tries to do something silly to distract them from being uncomfortable
Berserker
The second they start whining he's up
Even if you get up first he's getting up
He doesn't like when they cry
If they're colicky he's staying up and really gently swaying them around on his arm
He's grumpy the next day because he didn't sleep much, but he's taking it out of random reagents not you or the baby
Night Hunter
Nocturnal
He kind of loves when the baby doesn't sleep well
It means he gets to spend more time with them!!!
"They're mad because they don't get to hang out enough with their Papa (:<"
It's so sad because he can't even blow raspberries on them to make them giggle ):
Tosses the baby up in the air and pretends to drop them to make them laugh instead
Screamer
It hurts when the baby is so loud
Really quick to start troubleshooting
He can only handle the crying for so long before he has to plop them on you and leave for a few minutes
He needs a break before his eardrums burst
He comes back with cotton stuffed in his ears and helps with the baby again
I like both of the pregnant reader stories and I was wondering if you could do how the prime assets and ex-pops react to reader doing a trial with their baby in a sling Like surprising them with the kid? Like how the prime assets and ex-pops would react to it?
AHHHH YES!!!
Leland Coyle
He was going to electrocute you but then he saw the baby's little face poking out of the sling on your back
He's following you around during the trial
He's making faces at the baby to get them to laugh until you turn to look at him,
"What're you lookin' at?"
"Kid is excited to see daddy 's all. Keep walkin'."
He doesn't want to seem soft
Mother Gooseberry
She's so EXCITED
Let her help you out
"Poor Mama, your back must be sore...let me hold our little goose!"
She's taking the entire sling off you and putting it on herself
Humming to the baby the entire time
It's a lifehack to get the kid to fall asleep if they're fussy
Franco Barbi
He's happy to see the baby but kinda worried
"Why the fuck would you bring my kid in here? Gonna give 'em hearing damage"
He's swooping in and taking the baby
He gets the staff to make the baby noise-cancelling ear muffs
Franco is playing with them
Peekaboo, tag (when they can walk), anything they want
He's putting the sling on
Baby(ies) are going on an adventure
He's calling them his lil prince/princess
Kress Twins
Dropping everything to fuss over the baby
Arora gets teary eyed because seeing the baby cozy in a sling is so cute
Let them take turns holding the baby
Arora dresses them up like a little doll
Put the kid in old fashioned baby clothes from like 1900
They're overseeing appointments with Doctors
They want to know every detail about the kid's health
Following you around in trials
Staying far enough away so that the saw doesn't upset the baby
Liliya Bogomolova
Jumping you while you have the sling on your chest
A very controlled fall into your back
She's putting her blade in the prosthetic and pretty much sitting on top of you to kiss the baby's head and coo at them
She doesn't want to risk not having her claws on
Just in case anyone thinks about getting close to you or the kid
Holding her hand behind her back to avoid impulsively pinching their cheeks and rubs her face on them
Lets them take some jewelry to play with
(she meticulously checks everything to make sure nothing is small enough to choke on or swallow)
Pitcher
He's begging to watch the baby
Put the sling on him and he's jogging around throwing molotovs at other reagents
He and the baby are both giggling
He's snapping and the baby is mesmerized
Night Hunter
He's making you sit in the corner of a dark room
Safest spot to be
"If you didn't have that kid I'd skewer you..." In multiple ways
Tummy time with Night Hunter
He's setting the baby on the floor and laying there too
Pusher
Jumping up and down and stealing the baby
Leisurely stroll
He's talking to them about all sorts of random shit
Screamer
You kinda just drop the baby off with him
Screamer is sleeping on his back with the baby on his chest
The baby also gets special gear to protect their hearing in this one
Berserker
He hears the baby cry and rushes over
He's very careful with them
He won't hold them in a trial, he doesn't want to risk anything happening
But he's following you and cooing at them
He gets so sad if you're going somewhere he can't easily follow
you know, i really don't think i've expressed my gratitude to the folk around here. everyone is so lovely and so sweet ❤️
i just truly appreciate all the kindness, especially after my return a few weeks back (given the message that i posted at the time)
you're all very lovely people ❤️
Dude this is an insane reward pull from leveling up after my Kill the Snitch trial
Like do I wanna put this in my room or nah 😭😭
.♡ first kiss
tumblr makes the quality crappy. pls do click on it. it's much smoother and less choppy irl..
my art. reblogs allowed. do not post to other sites!
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Been getting into The Outlast Trials lately, I hate Coyle with a passion but his outfit goes hard icl. Song is an edited version of Violet by Coupdekat
Footage was nabbed off of YouTube clips, etc.
I'm actually so embarrassed rn
My mum came into my room and saw that I was drawing, and I've been keeping it covered while I work (to save smudging it) so she couldn't tell what it was. Anyways, she asked to see it and I couldn't really say no...
I showed her and she just... looks at it. I'm already embarrassed about the concept of my drawing.. let alone showing anyone. But now I'm sinking into my chair...
She says, "Jesus Christ, Roxanne. This is unreal."
I have to glance at her but she was in disbelief heh..
But what I'm now incredibly embarrassed about is that she told my dad to have a look at it. And despite the fact that he too said it's insanely good, I'm now super embarrassed that both my parents have seen my drawing of Dempsey and I kissing.
My favorite thing about Fallout 4 is that seven of the companions are bald. Eight if you count whatever landing strip situation Gage has going on
people always leave. i suppose i should be used to it by now. i'm very clearly not meant to be kept around long-term. and i know that as a fact now.
people always end up seeing something they don't like and just disappear. without a word. just complete disconnection in the blink of an eye.
and i'm left to spiral... deeply... did i say something wrong? did i do something to hurt you? do i talk to much? is it my face?.. heh.. am i just not enough? am i too much?
i just think i should just keep to myself.. maybe i'll save folks the hardship of knowing me.
I can't understand people dunking on others for liking certain Prime Assets or characters in general. No one is good in this game, everyone sucks and some form of morally corrupt.
Coyle:
- racist sexist cop and wife killer
Gooseberry:
- groomed children into drugs and crime
Franco:
- semi-incestuous mobster who literally climbed inside a woman's abdomen
Kress twins:
- incestuous politicians and known serial killers
Liliya
- religious cult-like preacher who manipulates people into self mutilation
You know what, Eddie
- Sexist freak who literally forced bottom surgery on the main character to sexualize him and still potentially kill.
But people wanna call Coyle enjoyers horrid when they'll go and coo over Franco or swoon over Gooseberry. None of these characters are good people and Coyle enjoyers know he's racist. We get it. But your fav is no ray of sunshine either nor does it make you better than us for liking the guy who killed prostitutes cause he couldn't get it up and pretends to be a baby or the lady who used her show to convince and encourage children to commit crimes and do drugs or the twins who fuck each other and killed people and sawed their father in half just to sew the pieces upside down while keeping him alive. No one's fav is a good person and there is no moral high ground in arguing who's fav is the least terrible person.
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Best part about the “who the fuck is ed gregor” line in prime time is Coyle is screaming it at the tone of a man who hasn’t been able to sleep in the PA sleeproom for weeks bc this fuckass bowling trophy of a woman keeps whispering about egregore and he is getting fed tf up