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[richytofensimp]

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[irlpim]

[sayo-omega3]

PRIME ROULETTE 🎰

and a closer

[hime-kaji-louie]

It is time, oh wise one. To feed the Francolings.

With Franco body worship. We need to kiss all over that man. IDK WHY I WANNA BITE HIM AND TELL HIM HES HANDSOME

(Mayhaps squeeze in some Coyle too? 👀)

*munching on my wand* myeah prebare the fsheast

I know for certain that both Coyle & Franco are insecure about their bodies. They're quite insecure about many things, but that's a very long list for another time.

The one thing they have in common is their insecurity about their facial disfigurement. How they go about it is different.

Franco was born that way; it's something he can never change because it's always been a part of him. Not only that, he has always been treated as if he were a disgusting creature that crawled onto the Earth, despite it's not his fault he was born this way. It's one of the many things that Franco hates about himself, that he can never be pretty. That every lover that comes into his life will treat him like a laughing stock. It enrages him beyond belief.

However, if you look into Franco's eyes as you smile, caress his face, & call him handsome, you can imagine the disbelief & anger he feels. It's hard to convince Franco that he's actually handsome, since he's never been called that. Franco has embraced the fact that he's vile, disgusting, & grotesque, but you don't see that. You never saw that in him, even though most would tell you that you should. Thank god for him that you're not most.

The goal with Franco is to be persistent & consistent with your words. He will not believe it if you don't really mean it, & the best way to mean it is to always tell him he's handsome. Like you got to shut that shit down with a quickness & the more you do it, the more Franco will become infatuated with you.

I would say after that, Franco becomes more openly affectionate with you. I personally believe that Franco would become your own ride-or-die because you're the first person in a very long time to treat him like eye candy.

Now with Coyle! He's in the same boat, but it's for a much different reason. Coyle wasn't born with the large burn scar on his face. How it got there is truly a mystery. It could've been self-inflicted or another one of Murkoff's fucked up stunts; only time will tell when we figure that out. Not sure if it will be anytime soon, though

"Come on, dolly. Keep it comin'. Tell me how much ya love baby.."

Even then, I doubt Coyle would talk about it either. The more he looks at it, the angrier he gets. That anger stems from his own self-hatred of his face. Coyle never looked like this. Coyle used to be handsome. Coyle used to be normal & he fucking hates it with a passion. I mentioned a few times that he wishes to be normal sometimes, & these are among the moments when those thoughts plague him the most.

Coyle is less accepting of his face compared to Franco. Franco was born with it & accepted that he's ugly. Coyle wasn't & refuses to accept himself. However, Coyle is much more accepting of your words compared to Franco.

Coyle gets a little flustered if you call him handsome. He would end up grumbling & trying to clear his throat if you did. It catches him completely off guard. It's not unwanted, but it wasn't the first thing he was expecting coming out of your mouth.

In front of you, he looks pissed. Are you trying to flirt yourself out of the law? You can't do that, you just can't! Yet at the same time, whenever no one is looking, he will be smiling like a dumbass. Just a bit. He's thinking about what you said while he's patrolling. Do you really think that about him? Maybe he still got it, even with the massive burn on his face. You know what they say, scars do make someone look sexy.

The goal with Coyle is to be genuine. Persistence makes you look annoying, & consistency can sometimes work with him, but he values intent rather than just hearing what he wants to hear. Coyle wants value in your words. To hear it often makes it lose meaning, but to hear it during those moments means so much to him.

Because I believe Coyle has those moments as well. Those moments of rare genuine intimacy. He's rather rough on the outside, but in moments of privacy, he's a little sweeter to you. As much as he says that he's those sweet feelings, saying it's dumb, he yearns for that domestic romance that he used to have & should've cherished before everything went to shit.

"Better mean them words. I ain't gon' stand around like a goddamn fool thinkin' 'bout you all the damn time."

[birdieormutt]

Prime assets and ex-pops dealing with their and readers baby crying in the middle of the night? And if you don't wanna do that one how about them dealing with the baby teething?

More baby posts!!!!! This is going under an assumption that favorite reagent and baby are allowed to stay with their expop parents

Leland Coyle

He has a fucked up sleep schedule anyways

So he's getting up before you even wake up

He tries just talking to them and rocking their crib

Then he'll pick them up and sway with them

"You've got quite the lungs on you..."

He's hunting for something for them to teeth on

Ends up giving them an ice pop,

"Don't go tellin' nobody, this stays between you and daddy"

The baby is happy and quiet for the rest of the night

Liliya Bogomolova

I imagine she's also a light sleeper

She notices the baby squirming and is up immediately

The baby is teething with her mask, drooling on the fabric

She doesn't mind, she has extras

Ends up bringing the baby to your bed and letting them sleep with you both

Franco Barbi

He doesn't wake up at first

He's waking up after you got the baby because he wasn't warm and cuddled up with

Despite being grumpy he'll get up, he has a bunch of stuff for the kid in his room

Including teething rings

After a while he'll insist that you go back to sleep and he'll take the baby

Sitting in bed with the baby on his chest talking to them

Eventually they'll get sleepy and fall asleep on him

Mother Gooseberry

She hates when the baby cries

The baby cries and SHE starts crying

She sees that the baby has a tooth trying to pop through

The only time the Dr Futterman personality is really good

"The kid has a lil toothsie coming in! Phyllis get them a bag of frozen peas!"

"Oh! Yes, Dr Daddy!"

The baby loves the Futterman puppet and is trying to pet it and chew on it

Kress Twins

Terrible sleep schedule

The baby is crying and they were already awake

Arora holds the baby and they cuddle them in bed

Trying to calm them down

They're so excited when they start teething

Their baby is growing up too fast

Pitcher

He isn't happy being woken up

He needs his beauty sleep

You get the baby to stop crying and he's lying awake in bed

Pusher

He can think of something that would help but apparently drugs "aren't good for babies"

He panics a bit and wakes you up if he wakes up first

Tries to do something silly to distract them from being uncomfortable

Berserker

The second they start whining he's up

Even if you get up first he's getting up

He doesn't like when they cry

If they're colicky he's staying up and really gently swaying them around on his arm

He's grumpy the next day because he didn't sleep much, but he's taking it out of random reagents not you or the baby

Night Hunter

Nocturnal

He kind of loves when the baby doesn't sleep well

It means he gets to spend more time with them!!!

"They're mad because they don't get to hang out enough with their Papa (:<"

It's so sad because he can't even blow raspberries on them to make them giggle ):

Tosses the baby up in the air and pretends to drop them to make them laugh instead

Screamer

It hurts when the baby is so loud

Really quick to start troubleshooting

He can only handle the crying for so long before he has to plop them on you and leave for a few minutes

He needs a break before his eardrums burst

He comes back with cotton stuffed in his ears and helps with the baby again

[birdieormutt]

I like both of the pregnant reader stories and I was wondering if you could do how the prime assets and ex-pops react to reader doing a trial with their baby in a sling Like surprising them with the kid? Like how the prime assets and ex-pops would react to it?

AHHHH YES!!!

Leland Coyle

He was going to electrocute you but then he saw the baby's little face poking out of the sling on your back

He's following you around during the trial

He's making faces at the baby to get them to laugh until you turn to look at him,

"What're you lookin' at?"

"Kid is excited to see daddy 's all. Keep walkin'."

He doesn't want to seem soft

Mother Gooseberry

She's so EXCITED

Let her help you out

"Poor Mama, your back must be sore...let me hold our little goose!"

She's taking the entire sling off you and putting it on herself

Humming to the baby the entire time

It's a lifehack to get the kid to fall asleep if they're fussy

Franco Barbi

He's happy to see the baby but kinda worried

"Why the fuck would you bring my kid in here? Gonna give 'em hearing damage"

He's swooping in and taking the baby

He gets the staff to make the baby noise-cancelling ear muffs

Franco is playing with them

Peekaboo, tag (when they can walk), anything they want

He's putting the sling on

Baby(ies) are going on an adventure

He's calling them his lil prince/princess

Kress Twins

Dropping everything to fuss over the baby

Arora gets teary eyed because seeing the baby cozy in a sling is so cute

Let them take turns holding the baby

Arora dresses them up like a little doll

Put the kid in old fashioned baby clothes from like 1900

They're overseeing appointments with Doctors

They want to know every detail about the kid's health

Following you around in trials

Staying far enough away so that the saw doesn't upset the baby

Liliya Bogomolova

Jumping you while you have the sling on your chest

A very controlled fall into your back

She's putting her blade in the prosthetic and pretty much sitting on top of you to kiss the baby's head and coo at them

She doesn't want to risk not having her claws on

Just in case anyone thinks about getting close to you or the kid

Holding her hand behind her back to avoid impulsively pinching their cheeks and rubs her face on them

Lets them take some jewelry to play with

(she meticulously checks everything to make sure nothing is small enough to choke on or swallow)

Pitcher

He's begging to watch the baby

Put the sling on him and he's jogging around throwing molotovs at other reagents

He and the baby are both giggling

He's snapping and the baby is mesmerized

Night Hunter

He's making you sit in the corner of a dark room

Safest spot to be

"If you didn't have that kid I'd skewer you..." In multiple ways

Tummy time with Night Hunter

He's setting the baby on the floor and laying there too

Pusher

Jumping up and down and stealing the baby

Leisurely stroll

He's talking to them about all sorts of random shit

Screamer

You kinda just drop the baby off with him

Screamer is sleeping on his back with the baby on his chest

The baby also gets special gear to protect their hearing in this one

Berserker

He hears the baby cry and rushes over

He's very careful with them

He won't hold them in a trial, he doesn't want to risk anything happening

But he's following you and cooing at them

He gets so sad if you're going somewhere he can't easily follow

[freckledpatchouli]

you know, i really don't think i've expressed my gratitude to the folk around here. everyone is so lovely and so sweet ❤️

i just truly appreciate all the kindness, especially after my return a few weeks back (given the message that i posted at the time)

you're all very lovely people ❤️

[richytofensimp]

Dude this is an insane reward pull from leveling up after my Kill the Snitch trial

Like do I wanna put this in my room or nah 😭😭

[freckledpatchouli]

.♡ first kiss

tumblr makes the quality crappy. pls do click on it. it's much smoother and less choppy irl..

my art. reblogs allowed. do not post to other sites!

(fuller pic below)

[raven57]

Been getting into The Outlast Trials lately, I hate Coyle with a passion but his outfit goes hard icl. Song is an edited version of Violet by Coupdekat

Footage was nabbed off of YouTube clips, etc.

[freckledpatchouli]

I'm actually so embarrassed rn

My mum came into my room and saw that I was drawing, and I've been keeping it covered while I work (to save smudging it) so she couldn't tell what it was. Anyways, she asked to see it and I couldn't really say no...

I showed her and she just... looks at it. I'm already embarrassed about the concept of my drawing.. let alone showing anyone. But now I'm sinking into my chair...

She says, "Jesus Christ, Roxanne. This is unreal."

I have to glance at her but she was in disbelief heh..

But what I'm now incredibly embarrassed about is that she told my dad to have a look at it. And despite the fact that he too said it's insanely good, I'm now super embarrassed that both my parents have seen my drawing of Dempsey and I kissing.

[momose-ginko]

[stupiddoggy]

🤔

[tunnelsnacks]

My favorite thing about Fallout 4 is that seven of the companions are bald. Eight if you count whatever landing strip situation Gage has going on

[freckledpatchouli]

people always leave. i suppose i should be used to it by now. i'm very clearly not meant to be kept around long-term. and i know that as a fact now.

people always end up seeing something they don't like and just disappear. without a word. just complete disconnection in the blink of an eye.

and i'm left to spiral... deeply... did i say something wrong? did i do something to hurt you? do i talk to much? is it my face?.. heh.. am i just not enough? am i too much?

i just think i should just keep to myself.. maybe i'll save folks the hardship of knowing me.

[outlastconfessions2]

I can't understand people dunking on others for liking certain Prime Assets or characters in general. No one is good in this game, everyone sucks and some form of morally corrupt.

Coyle:

- racist sexist cop and wife killer

Gooseberry:

- groomed children into drugs and crime

Franco:

- semi-incestuous mobster who literally climbed inside a woman's abdomen

Kress twins:

- incestuous politicians and known serial killers

Liliya

- religious cult-like preacher who manipulates people into self mutilation

You know what, Eddie

- Sexist freak who literally forced bottom surgery on the main character to sexualize him and still potentially kill.

But people wanna call Coyle enjoyers horrid when they'll go and coo over Franco or swoon over Gooseberry. None of these characters are good people and Coyle enjoyers know he's racist. We get it. But your fav is no ray of sunshine either nor does it make you better than us for liking the guy who killed prostitutes cause he couldn't get it up and pretends to be a baby or the lady who used her show to convince and encourage children to commit crimes and do drugs or the twins who fuck each other and killed people and sawed their father in half just to sew the pieces upside down while keeping him alive. No one's fav is a good person and there is no moral high ground in arguing who's fav is the least terrible person.

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[ed1ctofbane]

Best part about the “who the fuck is ed gregor” line in prime time is Coyle is screaming it at the tone of a man who hasn’t been able to sleep in the PA sleeproom for weeks bc this fuckass bowling trophy of a woman keeps whispering about egregore and he is getting fed tf up