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Wear Your Pride
Stolitz | 7.9k | Explicit š | Smut, fluff, humor, teasing, clothed sex, sex in the van, Stolas has a cloaca, imp anatomy, dirty talk (see more tags on AO3)
Thanks @stolitzsings for the beta help and encouragement! ā¤ļø
Excerpt:
Showing up at the Imp City Pride Parade naked as the day he was born had seemed like a great idea when he left the house. It was his one chance to be overtly sexual and obnoxious around his friends and coworkers without getting scolded for it. After all, Pride was the event where being a freaky pervert, even by Hellās standards, was something to be celebrated.
The moment Stolas arrived, though, BlitzĆø knew he was fucked.
The fishnet shirt that left nothing to the imagination. The matching earring, hair dye and eye shadow. The grabbable choker. Those fucking shorts. Christ. And BlitzĆø thought his āoutfitā had been sexual. He had nothing on Stolasā slutty-ass look. The man was literally sex on legs.
He was going to spend the whole parade hard as a rock, wasnāt he?
āBlitzĆø!ā Stolas smiled when he saw him, trotting elegantly towards the van with those deliciously long legs of his. Via, who was by Stolasā side, rolled her eyes at her dadās earnest excitement and joined Loona a bit farther down the street. āOh, Iām so delighted to be hereāIāve never attended a pride parade before!ā
BlitzĆø leaned on the window frame and gave Stolas a look.
āWell, for a newbie, you sure know how to dress for the occasion.ā He didnāt bother hiding his hunger as he gave Stolasā body an appreciative look, his gaze lingering on those shorts that hugged his thighs beautifully. āIt should be illegal to go outside looking so fuckable, you know.ā
āOh?ā Stolas bent down so they were face to face. He looked so smug, the fucking flirt. āLike what you see, then, darling?ā
āMaybe I do,ā BlitzĆø said, leaning back on his seat for Stolas to appreciate his looks as well.
As expected, Stolasā eyes widened at the sight of his naked body.
āHmm. Likewise, I must say,ā he replied, touching BlitzĆøās chest right by the pan flag. He ran the tip of a long finger down BlitzĆøās side all the way to his waist, making him shiver.
āYeah?ā Blitz buried his hand in Stolasā chest feathers and, looking Stolas in the eye, trailed it up to hook one finger around his collar and pull him closer. Stolas hooted, and his feathers puffed up with delight as a flustered blush spread over his pretty face. āBet youāll like it even more when I spend this whole parade hard as a fucking rock because of you, you slutty, slutty bird,ā he murmured, lowering his voice in that way that never failed to make Stolas shiver.
Stolas giggled, a tiny out-of-breath sound that traveled right down to BlitzĆøās cock. āIām sure I will enjoy that indeed,ā he purred, leaning so far into the van that his beak practically brushed against BlitzĆøās cheek.
BlitzĆø nipped playfully at Stolasā neck. āBetter stay close to the window to block the view,ā he said lowly. āUnless you want everyone to see what you do to me, babe.ā
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And just in case anyone wants a more explicit excerpt... š³š³š
āFuck,ā Stolas breathed, burying his hands in his hair. He was shaking. There was not a feather in his body that wasnāt ruffled from pure, undiluted arousal.Ā
He was so fucking beautiful he barely seemed real.Ā
āAlright,ā said BlitzĆø, running his hands under Stolasā thighs to grab his ass. āHips up, pretty bird.āĀ
He didnāt give Stolas a chance to process what was happening. Bending down as much as the tiny space allowed, he propped Stolasā thighs on his shoulders and snaked his tongue out to lap at the inside of a thigh.Ā
When Stolasā eyes widened in realization, BlitzĆø smirked and said, āThe only thing thatās coming off is that pretty make-up of yours when I make you cry for it, baby.āĀ
Then, he lifted Stolasā ass all the way to his mouth and worked his tongue under one of the shortsā legs and to the edge of his slit.Ā
āFfffuuuuckāngghhh!ā Stolas wailed. In this position, his knees were practically bracketing his fluffy chest, and his claws were scratching the top of the van as they curled and uncurled. The fabric of his little shorts was so distended it looked about to burst. His face was flushed starkly, and tears were glistening on the edges of his upper eyes.
He was truly a sight to behold, and BlitzĆø was so fucking hard from it.
Wasting no more time, he teased the edge of Stolasā cloaca with the forked tip of his tongue, loving the obscene sounds that fell from Stolasā pretty mouth, and that grew more and more desperate the longer BlitzĆø grazed the rim of his puss without going further.
It didnāt take long for Stolas to become impatient, his moans turning into cries of pure dismay.
āF-Fuck your tongue into me,ā Stolas said, urgency tinting his voice oh-so-prettily, and when BlitzĆø raised his eyebrows at him, he added, āplease. Fuck, BlitzĆø, please, I need you inside me, pleaseāahhh!ā
Stolas clenched tightly around his tongue when BlitzĆø finally took some pity on the owl and slipped the tip inside. He lapped at Stolasā insides leisurely, unhurriedly, enjoying both his taste and the filthy sounds that he dragged out of Stolas with every twist and twirl of his tongue.
āMore, deeper, darling, please,ā Stolas begged, reaching out and grabbing one of BlitzĆøās horns roughly as if to will BlitzĆøās tongue deeper inside him. Pleased, BlitzĆø decided to indulge him and drove his tongue farther into Stolasā cunt. The shorts were pressed against his open mouth now, and he was slobbering all over them as he tongue-fucked Stolas, but that just made him harderāmade his cock twitch and ache for release.
Soon, he told himself.
First, he had a bird puss to devour.
Soooo today's my bday!! What better way to celebrate than with these fluffy lovebugs!! š
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SOMEONE GET HIM HIS SPIDER BOYFRIEND BACK! I CANāT STAND SEEING HIM SAD!! šš
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GIVE HIM ANGEL BACK RIGHT NOW ššš
Rice planting. Nepal
Vibe checking. Nepal
I was curious about a source on this because OP has it tagged asĀ āindia,ā while the two comments above affirm it as Nepal.
Interestingly, reverse image search brought up this photo, which appears to be a capture of the exact same moment, just from a different angle:Ā
Nepalese farmers throw mud at each other in a paddy field in Tau-Daha village on the outskirts of Kathmandu on June 29, 2010. The farmers are celebrating National Paddy Day on āAsar 15ā of the Nepali calendar as the annual rice planting season begins. AFP PHOTO/Prakash MATHEMA
Two more photos of continued vibe checking, also from Prakash Mathema [1] [2]
And a personal favourite from 2018 (in Lele village):
Diva down
2-YEAR CHEDDAR
from GRAFTON VILLAGE
I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that Iāve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar Iāve had many times before. But I couldnāt leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.
As far as cheddars go, Graftonās 2-year aged isnāt going to shock you. Itās mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. Itās got a nice texture. Itās dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.
So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I donāt think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.
I gotta admit: hot wax isnāt really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease⦠it has potential.
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My collaboration to The Vees Behind The Scenes Zine @veeszine
It is titled All-nighter. I imagine our favorite villains do have to go through some work-related all-nighters here and there to resolve company stuff.
I headcanon they always meet at Valās part of the penthouse (cuz it is the comfiest) and they always order take out. Falling asleep on Val is a common occurrence too.
It was an honor to participate in this Zine working alongside so many talented artists who truly love this villainous trio š±šŗš¦
Thank you so much! š«¶š¼š
I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me
Where you live, which do people judge each other more for?
Having green grass in the summer
Having brown grass in the summer
My lawn is bald/show results
Where you live, which do people judge each other more for?
Having green grass in the summer
Having brown grass in the summer
My lawn is bald/show results
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