I am home from work and I am pooping on the toilet now
No one taught me how
let me show you
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almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
NASA

#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Keni

pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
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I am home from work and I am pooping on the toilet now
No one taught me how
let me show you
bad post guys
did you know that you can just not say something if you're white. you can just not talk. its okay. you dont have to write a paragraph worth of tags justifying why the reason you don't like rap 'isn't racist'. you dont have to apologize for being white. you can just not say anything and save yourself the humiliation. its alright. please take your hands off the keyboard
You fucking white demons are not listening and learning hard enough!
would you hit the blunt if it had christian baby ashes in it?
I wouldn't hit it otherwise #DarkWoke
little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.
AHAHAHAHAHAH
hahahahahahaha
*wiping a single tear from my eye*
that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.
nothing gets past this guy
obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”
damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories
is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre
out of all the responses from ppl that have never been outside i’d say this is my favorite. like have you never just been in a room with other people that are speaking
now that fascism is destroying the world it’s imperative that we romanticize a mythical past, defend the ideals of our nation against foreign threats, and put our full faith in a political party that scapegoats communists and marginalized people while endorsing genocide #resist
Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.
I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor on purpose.
He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following
"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"
Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"
tiger tale toys 🐀🐁
PAPERWORK
lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber
So I finally found posts where I could directly look at the accounts perpetuating these call outs and they literally reached "kiwifarms is good actually and we should go back to the times when we believe everything they say in attempts to ruin transfems lives"
Like I dunno perhaps downplaying the cite responsible for doxxing countless trans women, driving some to suicide, and getting others doxxed as "just a gossip forum", coping to believeing that all the detractors as righteously accused, backed up with "nothing to hide nothing to fear" logic, and putting a little bow on it with a call to RETVRN to the old ways of trusting vigilante hatemongering mobs of cyberstalkers with vendettas to enact restorative justice (and even if we take the "it's just a gossip cite" defense, a gossip cite is typically not you should trust for determining whether this trans woman's life deserves to be ruined by the full attention of the panopticon) perhaps ISN'T the most conductive way of convincing people your not a rabid violent racist who is cheering for the women to die.
that kamala harris interview thing where she refuses to confirm support for either abortion or trans healthcare is also a great reminder of what ive been saying for years which is that those are inextricably linked rights! if u want to protect your right to consent to medical procedures u cant try to take that right away from other people or u will mysteriously find that the legal foundation for your informed consent has been dismantled in the process. if u claim to support abortion but advocate against trans healthcare u are complicit in the deprivation of bodily autonomy suffered by those u claim concern for
the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one
A SUPERNATURAL GIF HAS BEEN ADDED TO MY POST
I NOW OFFICIALLY AM A PART OF THE TUMBLR COMMUNITY
This is the fucking hardest tumblr’s ever made me doubt my sense of reality. Can anyone else see donkey kong or am i tweaked the fuck out
no thats Dean
you'll criticize positivists for having a severely limited view of human knowledge and they'll retort "so you deny statistical methods" no girl were you even listening. i'm not fucking stupid
are you cis or trans, and if trans are you transmasc or transfem? it doesnt say in your bio anywhere so i was just wondering
Does anyone remember when you weren't supposed to tell people online your personal info and it was weird and suspicious to ask for it I miss that sometimes
ah yes, the two genders:
man and bath
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