Weed Mom

Ricki. 21. Ohio. I smoke a lot and I try not to wear pants✌

[secundus-cinaedus]

cure of ra

[madame-helen]

Now its blessing of Ra

[thereadingaddic7]

"Sunburn will give you skin cancer"

Ra, God of the Sun

[sindri42]

Fungus has done so much for humanity. Penicillin. Radiation cleanup. Delicious mushrooms. Deadly mushrooms. Psychadelic mushrooms. And now my boy RA has chosen the humble mold spores as his vessel through which to cure cancer.

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[setheverman]

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

[youngbloodthekilljoy]

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

I'm being read for filth

[beggars-opera]

Mitch McConnell next, like to charge reblog to cast

[kairos89]

[beggars-opera]

PLEASE LET’S

[hotdogmexicano]

[krispytm]

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

[yourproblemgod-deactivated20230]

“What’s your love language?”

Bitch all of them I’m soft as fuck

[thenatsdorf]

Good catch.

[nuclearfeels]

big kitty: ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball!ball! guy: *yeet* big kitty: BALL!!!!!!

[zephyrshadoe]

Omg but can you imagine being the poor guy with the ball and just standing there holding an object of interest of the 600lb cat barreling toward you.

[fishandshesmygills]

every girl should be allowed to lie on the floor for 16 hours a day to cope with the agonies

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

[slavery]

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

[pkslider]

The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite

[low-budget-mulan]

A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

The hero we deserve

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

The devil is god’s enemy but will torture you if you disobey god? Girl they are in cahoots. Good cop bad cop.

[speeedylesbian]

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

[erene-e]

[stydixa]

Matt LeBlanc as JOEY TRIBBIANI FRIENDS (1994-2004)

[buckyhoney]

twitter dying before tumblr is really proof we’re like the 15 year old chihuahua thats blind in one eye and has one leg

[blookmallow]

my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face

[riosnecktattoo]

somebody get Chris Pine outta there lmao