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My name is JP. 20. Gay. It's very nice to meet you. Message me anytime, they say I make good company.

[teenagerposts]

Me in class taking a picture of the board that I know I will never look at again

[everythingfox]

😂

[bluejayrambles]

Cat: *pulls handle to turn tap on* Tap: *turns on* Cat:

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[spankingmackenzie]

I needed to see this gifset today..

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

fucking amen

[transpeter-deactivated20180411]

I'm not transphobic but there's no way the transgendered peter parker headcanon would work in the way of physical appearance, there's no way a trans guy could every achieve the muscles that are required of Spider-Man or any superhero. I'm not transphobic, but you trans guys will always have feminine builds and it isn't realistic for you to say that transgenders could look like buff superheroes or even just strong men. Sorry.

okay putting aside the fact that you are blatantly transphobic despite how much you say “i’m not transphobic” and also putting aside the fact that while peter parker does develop muscle definition he is still known for being very small and lean even after being bitten by the spider, let’s just take a look at some trans guys who will never be able to have the physique of superheroes or of strong men in general:

and that’s just a few of the many trans guys in this world, some of which are fat, or skinny, or curvy, or muscular as fuck – you know, like any other human being. can cis people stop acting like they know shit about what trans people look like.

[cloudfreed]

I think about this a lot. Sometimes I look at someone and find myself assuming something about their gender. Ultimately we cisgender people need to realize that there’s nothing we can know for certain about another person’s gender simply by looking at them. 

[mothsfuzz]

THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE

- going 2 bed on time

- healthy romantic relationships

- eating without worrying about calories

- living alone

- non-traditional career paths

- loving yourself

- being old and happy

feel free to add on!!

[fakehistory]

President Trump and Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un meet to discuss peace between the two Nations [2017]

[catchymemes]

Welcome to Japan

Where cars are parked orderly and in reverse

Where fruits can be cubes

Where people keep left

And lamps have different brightness for double beds

People queue up in lines

Applies to stickers too

Where what you get is the same as the poster

you get waved goodbye..?

Relieving both mind and body

Yup.

Smooth train operator

No embarrassing knocking or barging into rooms to check out if they are occupied

When you need an extra hand

For the selfiestas

Brolly holders

Because normal manhole covers are too mainstream

Think diagonal

And anytime u need to soak your feet

Where you raise responsible adults, not brats

And luggage is organised in color codes

When you need help after the condom broke

Instant sanitary gratification

Why they are so welcome at football matches

Where water is that clean in the drains

Nuff said

Source: imgur.com

[woyaogaoxing]

When Anyone says it’s not possible to keep big cities clean I’m just show them this. Japan is one of the most densely populated countries don’t gimme that bs

[mirron91]

I want a cherry pie drink.

[memesfever]

[stimman3000]

[beend0ver]

Wow I love Caligraphy.

[sleuthingbee]

[catchymemes]

Berkeleymews dump

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[pizzaotter]

Every single one of these is pure gold.

[partakerofpeachesinthepuss]

The card trick is hands down my fave.

[tomboy-cutie-deactivated2019010]

breh 😭😭💀

[thekid45]

I love tumblr

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[riceramen]

so there’s green tea ice cream but where is the sweet tea ice cream…

[xtec]

if you don’t get your southern ass cornbread loving ass yee haw ass outta here………………

[riceramen]

[fangedbratz]

shut up let him speak

[hotboyproblems]

i’m not crying you’re crying

[the-grand-elusa]

They’re…. They’re scene

[nyanbakudan]

kirby has another message for you!

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[gaypeopletwitter]