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duel1971

the-real-skeletor

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

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@marine-beats

HELPME

[I.D. a meme of bot satan and jesus saying something. satan says "you can't get a 56 year old man pregnant" and jesus says "keep ramming that old man against his Ikea headboard". end I.D.]

oldbaton

so during the 2015-16 school year i had a single dorm room in brooklyn heights so i was hosting like crazy and i sucked off like 6 or 7 guys in my dorm. one of them who was notable was this very fit man who came over once or twice. after we finshed i commented that he was in really good shape and i asked him what he did and he said “well i work out but also i do hip hop dance classes” and then did a brief routine for me unprompted and i was like

parasect

“Wow bro, thanks for that blowjob!”

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toast-star

what if we were ibuprofriends :)

softgrlfriend

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

insertchaoticenbyname

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

adonischildsupportcase

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those is mcdonalds jeans?

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Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up