almost home
occasionally subtle
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
Peter Solarz
if i look back, i am lost
NASA
#extradirty
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni
pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@rigatoni-macaroni
sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU
This post has been UwU-ified!
you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.
sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3
My powers far exceed him.
I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.
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Closest match: Halichoeres bivittatus genome assembly, chromosome: 3 Common name: Slippery Dick
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The way I was looking at these two fuckers like:
BITE HIM BITE HIM BITE HIM BITE HIM-
Soda was an effervescent corn-based drink that was popular during the height of the American Empire. Regionally known as pop or coke in some provinces, it was prepared by extracting corn sugars into a thick syrup to be mixed with water
Often dispensed from a many spouted font and served with small, rectangular blocks of ice. Some varieties of soda were thought to have energy enhancing properties.
Actually this has been debunked! While many images found from the time period depict what *appears* to be small blocks of ice, evidence and testing have shown extremely elevated levels of plastic, meaning that those blocks were actually just clear plastic!
It's not yet known why they chose to put this substance directly in their drink, but our leading theory is that it was a religious ritual to show their devotion to the god of plastic. We've found much evidence of the material used during the time period in spite of their access to glass and metal, which we also believe has religious significance.
I have absolutely no recollection of writing this at all
Probably the religious ecstasy from microplastics
My friend has taken up casual graphic design as a way to avoid insanity.
I think he's doing well
My friend has taken up casual graphic design as a way to avoid insanity.
I think he's doing well
MEEEEEE. ME ME ME. ME AF. SOMEBODY TAKE ME TO ONE OF THESE SOON
I work in a lab and I had to analyze some images. After fucking around and tinkering with some Java, I have apparently become one the most experienced using this software ;-;
Now I write a presentation about what I did and why I did it
3/4s of the way through a delicious meal and feeling pretty full. well im so close to finished i might as well keep eating. surely this decision will not harm me in any way
Famous last words.
non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc
Me when the voices
One thing that has made me a much more well-adjusted person is a clip I once saw of Hank Green saying that anyone can be in amazing shape as long as being in amazing shape is one of their top three priorities.
(This is obviously a generalization that isn't true for everyone. But it is true for most people and I'm proceeding from there.)
This "top three priorities" framing has genuinely reduced my tendency toward jealousy and self-comparison a lot. Now when I feel envious of someone’s spotless, aesthetic home, I think to myself, “Having a spotless, aesthetic home is probably one of their top three priorities. It’s definitely not one of mine, so I shouldn’t expect my home to look like that.”
Or when I see an influencer with a body that takes a ton of work to maintain: “Maintaining that body is obviously one of her top three priorities, because it’s her livelihood. My livelihood is my brain, so I’m never going to prioritize my body like that.”
It also helps me to identify areas that I actually DO want to prioritize more. I realized in recent years that my envy for my friends who prioritized writing more than I did was NOT going away, so I started to prioritize writing more. (Not top three, but higher priority than it has been in the past.)
This is how I ended up back in martial arts. I envied people who were active, but not so much the people who worked out for fun
Every friend group has that one guy who would've been their eunuch in ye olde times
it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living
Reblogging this as me and my virgin friend discuss our sex lives in the dining hall
it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living
every time i say velociraptor is very important to imagine a turkey-sized predatory bird and not the weird lizard thing from jurassic park
you have to love her. you have to
This is why I have beef with the Nike section in any store
