manly and impulsive

Ian. 28. Indiana Executive chef. Hip hop head.

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

[mrwilliewonka]

[eviecrown]

I think my fav thing about Tom Holland’s peter is that he really comes across as the guy who would do “hi yes im spider parker - i mean peter man, i mean fuck”

[imstilljulie]

[pi-la]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Probably Tenured

[skepticalmuppet]

[esmeriandreamer]

[neckkiss]

Twin Peaks (1990-1991)

[eye-know]

Brother Ali - Uncle Sam Goddamn (2007)

[localstarboy]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[naturallycurlycoco]

I’m mad he really tried to hop across and go get it

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Mag flies out

Pants fall down

Lmao

[adayunwired]

That there was the longest, hardest string of critical 1 rolls I’ve ever seen occur in real lifes

[candiikismet]

WHY DID HE JUMP ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR?!

[deathofdisco]

PARKOUR

[spiroandthelacktones]

mike’s hard look at yourself

[yekkes]

I don’t want to make light of incest so I’m not reblogging the post but I laughed at this pic of an inbred royal for like 5 minutes

[blood-on-my-french-fries]

Oh, Charles II, the Spanish monarchy at it’s finest. We called him “The Bewitched” because calling him “The fuckup” was illegal.

[yekkes]

Fuududjfjffjuffi

[yekkes]

This dude’s Wikipedia page is Absolutely Brutal

[imposterogers]

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

[arachnid-abomination]

Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks

[atarnishedcompass]

Friend: Wanna hang out tomorrow?

Me: I actually performed an Activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry

[riot-jesus]

I made biscuits and gravy with cinnamon rolls

[downwithneocolonialism]

[over-sleep]

[loki-cat2]

today i learned fish can be dicks

[runwithskizzers]

i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

WOAH WHAT?

[ice-light-red-deactivated201611]

That is profound. I noticed this by accident when asked about adjectives by a Japanese student. She translated something from Japanese like “Brown big cat” and I corrected her. When she asked me why, I bluescreened.

[moved--306389]

What the fuck, English isn’t even my first language and yet I picked up on that. How the fuck. What the fuck.

[exomoon]

Reasoning: It Just Sounds Right

[arkthepieking]

Oooh, don’t like that. Nope, I do not even like that a little bit.  That’s parting the veil and looking at some forbidden fucking knowledge there.