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He/him, trans masc, old. Old as balls. Chaos crafter and druid. This is a mishmash of stuff I like and stuff I make, side blogs for each individual interest are for people with better executive function than me.

[dawn4ngel]

[uncomfortablecliche]

i’ve literally been here the whole time

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m a man now

[recurring-polynya]

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

[starforged-witch]

I love when I see someone saying "oh no tarot cards invite demons in" like yeah maybe I wanna talk to the demons have we considered that option

[liliths-lantern-readings]

If an ancient entity from beyond the veil wants to help me process my situationship, who am I to deny it? 💀✨

[daydreamerdrew]

It’s All For U (If U Rlly Want It)

woven jacquard, glass seed beads and machine embroidery

59 x 85 1/2 in

2024

Waiting to Exhale

woven jacquard and glass seed beads

2022

Qualeasha Wood

[natalieironside]

"Uhhhh the economy is doing fine because my chart says so" Then your chart fuckin sucks, bro. Your data collection is shit, your data processing is shit, your entire methodology is shit.

[pwlanier]

Jade Cicada, Western Han Dynasty, 1st Century. Unearthed from Beizhuang in Dingzhou, Hebei

Courtesy Alain Truong

[caprart1]

And I call this piece "holy fucking moly I need that woman !!!!"

[byjove]

knights of the round table most likely to accidentally offer their little brother to the goblin king and have to go through the labyrinth to get him back:

Sir Kay

Sir Gawain

Sir Lionel

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[orcboxer]

tried giving the psychic a tarot reading once, give em a taste of their own medicine. immediately drew a six of six of cucks and put it back and said I'm not doing this

[orcboxer]

that's 36 cucks what do you want me to do with that

[grinly]

You do nothing with the cuck council, you merely do other things while they watch (and judge)

[raisinchallah]

[hotnvrybothered]

Queer Dyke Cruising by Del LaGrace Volcano. Published for the first time by Climax books, 1988.

[daggersoliloquy]

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

[tricia868]

I was commissioned to make an art quilt inspired by a photo of the Endurance, Ernest Shackleton's antarctic exploration vessel.

Here are my reference photo (taken by Frank Hurley on August 27, 1915) and some process pictures!

I printed a scale copy of the image, then used it to create an applique pattern and to trace the rigging onto water soluble fabric so I could free motion quilt over all the lines. (FMQ is essentially freehand sketching with your sewing machine by manually moving the quilt under your needle in whatever patterns you want to create with thread.)

[vividciggy]

Things I hope Tommy Arnold's announcement/merch drop will be:

- a life size cardboard cut out of Gideon Nav

- one of those grow-a-dinosaur capsules that dissolves in water except it's grow-an-Alecto

- finger puppets of Jod and the Lyctors

- a crank up Jack-in-the-box but it's a Babs-in-a-coffin

- two packs of cigarettes and a purple tie

- a mini Kiriona Gaia pocket Jesus

- real genuine can of harrow marrow soup that sets off Geiger counters

- a Polly pocket compact replica of Canaan House

- Front Line Titties of the Ninth pinup calender

[grynwood]

Your honor, I love them, they're so horrible

[jennaflare]

zhang ping and the bad bitches he pulled by being autistic